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Quote# 4376

How about you produce a human from a primate. You choose. Any primate. Have at it and get back to me. ;) Seriously, evolve me something. Not a fly from a fly or dog from a dog, but a real evolution like is required for your 'theory'. Primate to human, lizard to bird, cow to whale, fish to frog, reptile to mammal. I want to OBSERVE it happen, see the TEST results, and be able to REPRODUCE it. Those are, after all, the steps of the Scientific Method. Anything less would fall outside science and into philosophy (or science fiction).

Rom831, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
WTF?! || meh


Funny how creationists want evidence for evolution that would directly contradict evolutionary theory.

4/23/2007 7:25:51 PM


Too bad we can't evolve him into a being with basic cognitive abilities.

4/23/2007 8:02:38 PM


How about you create a human from a piece of dirt. You choose. Any piece of land. Have at it and get back to me. ;) Seriously, create me something.

Now it makes more sense :P

4/23/2007 8:07:39 PM


How about you produce a human from a primate. You choose. Any primate. Have at it and get back to me. ;)

Ok, the primate I choose is a human. My evidence is the continued propogation of our species. Good day. *tips hat*

4/24/2007 1:48:06 AM


Humans are primates, numbnuts.

4/24/2007 2:13:47 AM


Another moron without the sligtest idea how evolution works. Pure strawman.

4/24/2007 2:17:02 AM


Humans are primates.

Also, evolution doesn't work that way.

4/24/2007 2:28:37 AM


Produce Jesus for us and get him to show us a miracle.

Go on - I dare you . . . .

4/24/2007 3:34:28 AM


No primate could possibly be that stupid.

4/25/2007 10:34:25 AM


Any primate? Okay. I choose a human. I may astound you by not just reproducing it, but reproducing WITH it! I know! I must be a magician!

8/16/2010 3:13:07 PM

Big One

Given a large population of the starting specie, several million years and a tight crossing planning, I could show you a quite approching and convincing result. Using natural selection would be tricky, as things rarely tend to happen twice the same way.

Can you provide me billions of dollars and infinite time ? Ho, too bad...

10/10/2011 8:37:45 AM


We ARE primates, dumbass.

10/10/2011 9:11:50 AM

David B.

Well my choice of primates were myself an Keira Knightley, but then she got that restraining order and scuppered the whole experiment, sorry.

10/11/2011 4:44:34 AM