(I think this person's user name is fitting :D)
And we are talking about people who are not married ,Kissing your wife is a different story than a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
This is my question to all would you kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if God was right next to the both of you?
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Isn't God omnipresent, though?
So hasn't God seen all the wierd shit that's happened in the world so far?
I didn't know God was such a perv.
But hey, if she wants to watch me F*ck my BF, then who am I to say no?
If God is omnipresent then he was watching when she and I went at it over several hours in the shower, on the kitchen table, on the couch, and on the bed.
So...yeah. Been there done that. And had fun doing it too.
Oh, and memo to God: nice work on my girl's breasts. damn nice work.
According to omnipresence, God is right there no matter what you're doing with who.
God is watching you masturbate.
I don't get these people. Would you buy a car without test driving it? Would you buy a pair of shoes without trying them on? Would you want people to get a driving licence just because they said a few words, but had no practical experience behind the wheel?
Then why in the name of everything rational would they want people to enter into a lifelong commitment to each other without knowing if they can even share a kiss without one of them hurling? Not to mention the basic mechanics of sex...
These people are just too moronic to deserve breath.
So gawd gets his nut watching? Why am I not surprised?
Maybe he should just watch the catholic preachers sucking little-boy cock.
Religion--the world's best built-in excuse to pry into the sex lives of humanity.
This reminds me of that loser on American Idol who had never kissed a girl - the one wearing a little heart locket, with a key that his father was holding so that when he found the right woman to spend his life with (somehow knowing without even becoming intimate enough with her to kiss that she was THE ONE) the father would give her the key to the son's heart.
(shudder)
In answer to the question: Yes. I would kiss my girlfriend in front of God. I would let Her tie me to our spanking bench and beat my ass, then fuck me with a strapon in front of God. I would cuff Her up to our bondage rack and spank Her nipples with various toys, while bringing Her to orgasms with a vibrating egg in front of God.
In fact, since God is everywhere, I already have. From the fundie point of view, anyway.
I'm rather reminded of an article that appeared in our local newspaper in which a lawyer was complaining about people coming to their court appearances dressed like slobs. He advised people to where the same type of clothes they wear to church.
I don't know what people dress like at his church, but he obviously hasn't been to my church.
"This is my question to all would you kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if God was right next to the both of you?"
As I'm not ashamed of expressing affection, yes, I would. I'd probably ask him to move over a bit so we could have room, but he could watch all he wants. Just keep the hands on the outside of the bathrobe please.
did i mention that this boyfriend i'm refering to isn't actually my boyfriend, but my ex?
We were bad as a couple, but the sex was amazing.
So we keep that up and fght the rest of the time - the perfect relationship
This is my question to all would you kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if God was right next to the both of you?
No, I'd talk to him. Find out what he really thinks a bout atheists.
This is my question to all would you kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if God was right next to the both of you?
No, I'd tell god to fuck off and stop being a filthy letch first. He can find his own damn girlfriend, or just bite the bullet and call Mary back. (you'd think a god of love would be above one night stands, and especially above knocking-up the wife of another man, given the churches' stance on monogamy and fidelity!)
Sure, I'd kiss my boyfriend or my girlfriend (or both! yeah!) in front of you, God, or anybody. I ain't got no shame. Life's too short to worry about what other people think.
"This is my question to all would you kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if God was right next to the both of you?"
I don't know, I'd assume that God would be cheering. Kissing is sweet, and I can't see any reason why God would ever confine something like that to marriage alone. Anyone who can't distinguish a kiss from sex has some real issues.
Since God is everywhere and knows everything, including when our hair falls, according to the Gospel, your question is plainly stupid.
If God was right next to me and my bf, I'd strip for my boyfriend, suck his dick, and then have loud, multi-orgasmic sex with him.
Then I would say "Fuck off, God. You perv."
@Malkavian Jeff
Well that's kinky.
Yes, I would. Me and hubby married ten years after we started dating, Tool, do you honestly think that we waited ten years to kiss? And no, kissing didn't change a bit after we said our I do's.
We certainly didn't marry to create a "controlled environment". My sister married the year before we did, we thought "what the heck, a wedding could be fun" and we had the money.
Courting? Are you stuck in 18th century rural England, or what? The friends and neighbours of Jane Austen courted each other. Today we are seeing each other.
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply,..."
- From Genesis 1:28, KJV
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