(refering to the recent Unitarian church shooting)
Hi! Just wanted to point out that anyone who does not worship God, but does worship something, by default they are worshipping satan.
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Unless, you know, they DON'T. Idiot.
Don't try to paint people with your own beliefs. It just makes you look foolish.
Basically, anyone that doesn't worship Jeebus and hate homosexuals, women (especially preachers), and just generally anyone who isn't a bigot = Satan worshiper, according to our favorite death cultists.
I see....1963....Birmingham, Alabama....4 little girls. They were in Sunday school you moron. It was a Baptist church. Last I heard that wasn't Satanic.
That was the first example that I thought of.
this find really pissed me off
those people over there at RR do nothing but tell each other they are absolutely correct over and over again.
Hi! Just wanted to point out that Unitarian Universalism is a Christian denomination.
Also, you're a fuckstick.
Wow - I just read that whole thread at RR and had to choke back the vomit.
The shooter turned out to be some fundie who was pissed because the UUs are liberal and tolerant of gays and women. The freaks at RR are now claiming that the media will just turn this around and try to make Christians (REAL Christians) look like the bad guys when obviously it was some anti-Christian person who got confused and thought he was attacking a real Christian church.
What. The. Fuck.
You present them with facts and they just change them arbitrarily until it all fits into their pathetic little worldview.
MM: "Is everyone at RR a complete and utter asshole?"
They're members of a death cult who believe that God will drag them up into heaven where they will spend eternity with gloating over the "unsaved" who are being tortured by demons. What do you think?
Some people here don't seem to know what UU is. It's not a Christian denomination, or a denomination of any religion. It's characterized by tolerance of all peaceful religions (you can be Unitarian and another religion, or unitarian-atheist, or whatever) and tolerance of all people. Some RRtards are calling it a cult. Cults are characterized by intolerance of other religions, dogmatic beliefs, and threats of damnation.
Like, you know, Christian fundamentalism.
This one particularly pissed me off. We just moved back to WV from Knoxville, and when we lived there, we went to the TVUUC. It broke my heart when I heard the news yesterday. I knew the man who was killed, and had met the woman once before. The reason I liked the church so much was that the people in a UU church are so open-minded. Church for people who hate church, in a way. It is not a branch of Christianity, as someone was asking earlier. If you're interested in what they believe, go to TVUUC.org and there is a link to the belief structure...or should I say, lack thereof.
To the person who posted this...by default, you are an asshole.
Logical pitfall: If you worship, but do not worship the deity I like, you are worshiping the deity I don't like. Previous examples have been given, but can be expanded indefinitely. Problems that exist include but are not limited to; religions that do not include either deity, and as such, are no more capable of worshiping either of your deities than you are of theirs. Also, some religions are (admittedly) polytheistic. As such, they have (quite frequently) more than two deities. This does not mean most or all of them are your Satan. For example, any/all of the angels and/or saints.
But above all else, trinity or no, Jesus =/= God. Therein, by your own logic we can conclude Jesus = Satan. Therefore you are bound for your hell and it's merely a matter of time. Game, set, match. It's over, you loose, better luck next time, and thanks for playing.
Hi! Just wanted to point out that anyone who does not worship Odin, but does worship something, by default they are worshipping Loki.
EDIT: Crap, Ash beat me to it
as a philosipher who's name escapes me at the moment once said, "If there is a god, why is there evil? If god is unable to stop evil, but willing, he is not omnipotent. If god is able to stop evil, but unwilling, he is malevolent." so basically if there is a god, (s)he hates you or loves you but can't do anything to help. so please choose your version of god as you so please.
I find it's the "Hi! Just wanted to point out that..." bit that really puts this over the top into offensiveness. If you're going to be closed-minded, petty, intolerant, vicious and hateful, you could at least not be so fucking smug and chipper about it, like you're correcting my spelling, and not being an utter shitcock.
Do not criticise what you fail to understand.
Before point out the splinter in my eye to the world, first take the log out of yours.
The worst enemy of christianity is the christians, so clean up the shit in your backyard first.
The shooter is a loser who noticed that the local liberals' lives were far too happy and successful. Apparently, he was too brain-dead to land a job.
Blasted Asshole, I just wanted to point out that anyone who gloats over a mass murder is lower than whale shit.
Oh! Thank you for taking the time to clear that up! I'm gonna get back to what i was doing...
(dons black cloak, grabs trusty pentagram knife)
Hail, Satan! Hail, Satan! Hail...
Hi! Just wanted to point out that it's quite hard to worship something that you know doesn't exist.
Although it can still be done, as all the various Creatards have shown us.
"Hi! Just wanted to point out that anyone who does not worship something that doesn't exist, but does worship something, by default they are worshipping something that doesn't exist."
Nice way to make sense, there.
Hi! Just wanted to point out that anyone who subscribes to your heretical Millerite cult still hasn't been (C)Raptured in the last nine years: or since a certain day in 1844,but does worship something, by default they are worshipping Satan. [/daken]
It's the only possible explanation as to why your J-boy hasn't blown his horn, gone down & sucked you off. Just like those Millerites 'belie ved'.
That's how we Atheists get our revenge on you lot on RR: especially for this example of egregious douchebaggery re. this terrorist atrocity by a fundie Christain: you not getting what you constantly cream yourselves over. And no actual violence on our part; indeed, we can hurt you far worse by doing effectively nothing bar some snark on your counterpart site.
Meanwhile, enjoy your Great Disappointment: as you always do on 12 midnight every day, Ruptured Retards. [/Harold Camping]
PS - Do any of you Raptards own guns? [/Oscar Pistorius]
OK then gods and goddesses of love, family, etc are satan. This is according to you. You said it. No one else did. As such you fail. Way to make satan seem like the good one here. Perhaps it would help if you understood other religions before bashing them
also the situation there is why I detest the rhetoric of that. It makes it easier for them to hate and be violent to those who believe differently
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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