[Hey Specter, I have a question for you. Scientist examined the human body and the ape body. They concluded and proven that humans and apes are 98% similar. Now that's undeniable.
But in genesis, God picked up a handful of dirt, and blew on it to create man. Took a rib from the man, and created a woman named Lilith.Now, what's the percentage similarity of man and dirt? and a woman from a man's rib?]
Oh you just proved that the Bible is scietificaly acurate, thank you, there is a 100% similarity betwean the matter in humans and the matter in the univers. It's a fact that man becomes dust, that man is made of water, water is made of H2O, which the elements are everywhere, we have gold in us, last I checked you can buy gold, we have potasium in us, last I checked, also findable in nature, we have everything in comon with dirt, except, the way we are put togather and our being concious.
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*the irony of it*
Water-35 Liters
Carbon-20 Kg
Ammonia- 4 Liters
Lime-1.5 Kg
Phosphorus-800 g
Salt-250 g
Saltpetre 100g
Sulfur 80g
Fluorine7.5 g
Iron 5g
Silicon 3g
And a trace amount of 15 other elements....
These are the elements to make an average human body. Current science knows this much, but there is no case of a succesful human creation. An interesting note is you can get these ingredients with the pocket money of a child. Humans are made so cheaply.
Geneticists are scientists, we don't believe in baseless things like gods. However is'nt it ironic, that people like us are closer to god?
Aww. How cute. Understands basic chemistry and not his (her?) bible. Lilith isn't even mentioned. And sure wasn't made out of a rib. (I believe she was made at the same time as Adam... and because she did not eat of the fruit, is still immortal. Though fornicates with demons. But that's ok. She didn't eat of the fruit).
<sigh>
But it is Youtube.
Seems your mind is still full of dirt.
The creation story YOU know is one of 11 that originate from the same source, and they are all NOVELLA from Babylon.
The 10 missing versions were not adopted by the Hebrew slaves as they were most unhygenic in content.
The Bible is even less accurate than your grasp of the English language, and that's saying something.
Basically the same list of stuff that apes are made of, except they are put together very much like us and they are also conscious. So we have even more in common with apes than with dirt!
Well done. By your very own logic, you have just proved that evolution is 100% scientifically accurate. It might also be "scietificaly acurate" but I don't know what that means.
in his own weird round about way, which he didn't really mean to do i'm sure, he just gave a rambling, incoherent supporting speech for the big bang theory.
Water is made from aitch twenty, and
... we have everything in comon with dirt, except, the way we are put togather and our being concious.
Some more conscious than others.
Well, Sphinctersparken, explain how this dirt made the transition to H. Sapiens. Show your work, step by step. No supernatural magic allowed.
Well, to be fair, his arguments aren't exactly wrong so much as they are completely unrelated to the topic and ultimately pointless in any context. He's not a complete dumbass, just a moron.
"there is a 100% similarity betwean the matter in humans and the matter in the univers"
Huh, I didn't know that people were made of fonts.
So... since there is absolutely nothing un-natural in the human body, and since the human body is alive, then life must also be natural and therefore doesn't need any god to create it...
oh, and...
scietificaly
acurate
betwean
univers
potasium
comon
togather
concious
Someone get this berk a spellchecker, stat!
Just a quick note, Lilith was made out of dust as Adams equal. Adam couldn't deal, so she was cast out (or escaped depending on how you read it) and V2.0 Eve was created out of his rib to be more submissive and below man.
Adam suffered from smalldick syndrome and he was the only guy around.
The fundie quote is just a random word salad, I can't make any sense of it.
"there is a 100% similarity betwean the matter in humans and the matter in the univers."
All he's saying (I think) is that humans are not made of anti-matter. If we were, we would be obliterated instantly. So of course we're composed of the same type of matter as the rest of the universe!
That one went right over his head.
And dude! The Bible thumper didn't notice the error in the question! Lilith was made from dirt the same as Adam so she wanted to be equal. But Adam whined about how she wanted him to take out the garbage and wouldn't let him spend all his time on the sofa watching football so god created Eve using Adam's rib so that she would be more subservient. Now he world's Adams have the biblical right to be complete assholes to their wives. Wooo!
To the best of my knowledge, I have no gold in me, although I do have some silver tooth fillings. I once worked with a guy with a gold tooth, but maybe that's a more common thing in Cambodia than it is here. You, it seems, have been exposed to lead, mercury, and cadmium, with all of the degradation those heavy metals cause.
Um your facts on Lilith are incorrect. Lilith was created from dirt as well so she could be equal to Adam but then she wouldn't submit to his wills and God decided that she was too equal and was cast out and God created Eve from Adam so she could be submissive to him. (I guess God doesn't like feminists. Wow. That means I'm trouble! Oh Noes!)
That means everything on the planet is made of dirt so we and monkeys are the same! And plants and bacteria and protists, and fungi....Do you want me to go on?
Dust is mostly silicon and oxygen. Human is mostly carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, and nitrogen. As a side note, that rib that was taken from Adam? It's a different kind of rib...
Or,,
You are what you eat.
We're a product of the fucking planet dumb-ass, of course we carry elements of our world.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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