Quote# 43827
Whites are the most superior race:
1. tom hanks & and spencer tracy have back to back oscar best actor awards
2. titanic is the top grosser of all time, still on top until now, directed by jim cameron, a white
director, starred by good looking whites, leonardo dicaprio and kate winslet
3. neil armstrong to the moon, lance armstrong, the best cylist of them all
4. most best actors/actresses are whites
5. most miss universe winners are whites
6. usa presidents are whites (except clinton, his semen is black ?)
7. john holmes, the most famous porn hunk, is white
8. whites are the ones who went to north and south poles, the deepest oceans, the highest mountains
9. whites are the olympic champs
10. whites are the ones who can do extreme sports
11. whites are the ones who can ride roller coasters, bunjie jump, climb cliffs, sky dive
12. most of those who won nobel prize in different categories are whites, that includes president al gore
13. the wealthiest race are whites. ask forbes magazine, they'll tell you bill gates, and other whites around the world.
14. most popes are whites
15. christ is white
16. einstein is white
17. most of the Sexiest Man Alive winners are whites
18. most of Dancing with the Stars winners are whites
19. legends like elizabeth taylor, elvis presley, marilyn monroe, clark gable, katharine hupburn, etc are whites
20. the most famous inventors are whites
21. the most famous conquerors are whites including a**hole bush
22. the smartest jeopardy champ is a white guy named ken Jennings
if obama becomes president, all he can offer is his huge N d*ck !! that's all !! N are less intelligent than whites. to remain a superpower nation, a white person with superpower brain should lead that nation !!
andet-dustin,
topix.com 30 Comments [7/29/2008 8:30:31 PM]
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#605156
ArmandT
1. I see your Tom Hanks and raise you a Jamie Foxx.
2. What does Cameron's race have anything to do with the success of a movie? Besides, in 1914 only rich white people could afford an intercontinental luxury ship.
3. Racism in the army, dude. And Kenyans are awesome at marathons, while Southeast Asians pwned white people periodically in badminton.
4. Eh?
5. You sure? Cause Miss India sure ain't.
6. Yeah, racism did not exist back then that prevented blacks even basic rights, let alone a shot at the White House.
7. Bigger dicks =/= Better people.
8. Tenzing Sherpa Norgay. That is all.
9. Man, did you see all the gold medals China is winning? And the winner of the 1936 Nazi Olympic track events?
10. Because the rest of us are not dumb enough to cascade down cliffs with only a small parachute.
11. See above.
12. Racism in academic circles prior to the 1960's, and inadequate funding in third-world countries today.
13. Lakshmi Mittal would like to have a word with you.
14. Because guess where most popes come from?
15. Nope. He's likely Jewish, which AFAIK you racist bastards hate.
16. He's also Jewish. Sorry.
17. So? A majority of the voters are white, and when it comes to attraction we're a little racist.
18. Who the hell watches that show anyway?
19. Black people were relegated to small, stereotyped roles before the 1970's.
20. That gun you have in your closet? We chinese invented the gunpowder and the trigger. We also invented a good deal of the agricultural equipment you use, so can we have that back now?
21. Bush is a conqueror? WTF? And Genghis Khan and Shih Huang Ti, bitch!
22. What does him being white have anything to do with him being white?
And you know what Obama offers if he becomes the President? Not his "huge N dick", but a president that won't attack and antagonise the rest of the world.
7/29/2008 9:10:06 PM
#605218
One Trick Pony
This is, I hope, an elaborate joke....
7/29/2008 10:08:58 PM
#605236
Darth Wang
Obvious Poe. You guys are slipping
7/29/2008 10:22:06 PM
#605308
aaa
Musta be a parody. If not, your mind is doomed.
7/29/2008 11:33:52 PM
#605318
LordJiro
ArmandT covered this wonderfully, but...
Black semen? president Al Gore?
7/29/2008 11:37:55 PM
#605429
Jay-Sus
Jimi Hendrix. Greatest guitar player to ever live. And guess what? He's a black man.
7/30/2008 1:21:14 AM
#605450
R. Sherman
a white person with superpower brain should lead that nation !!
Must... resist... bringing... up... Bush...
7/30/2008 1:33:22 AM
#605480
Antichrist
Somebody's jealous of big black dicks?
Small dick syndrome is becoming an epidemic in this country.
7/30/2008 1:42:43 AM
#605582
reasonforexistence
There's no way this is real. #15 and #16 are dead give aways.
7/30/2008 2:50:38 AM
#605626
Adam
Idiot.
Quickly someone call the Asians!!!
Oh and I thought, at least according to one user named bigot. JEWS AREN'T WHITE!?!
Damn you stormdorks need to get your shit together. At least the Rapture Ready Tards are pretty much on par with each other.
Besides, he more or less named Western Media categories. Last I checked there are plenty of countries that run their own categories. I mean really, "Sexiest Man Alive is White", stormdorks are running out reasons to hate.
7/30/2008 3:27:05 AM
#606010
Mitch
According to most historical references (excluding the bible, you know, those docos etc.., some history papers) Jesus would've been arab. Both his parents weren't roman and romans where the only white guys hanging around there at the time.
7/30/2008 10:11:07 AM
#606258
The Hoff
'most of Dancing with the Stars winners are whites' - that's me convinced then.
7/30/2008 2:26:42 PM
#606308
Dan Onymous
Gotta be a poe because if Tom Hanks and that dreadful Titanic film are the top two arguments for white supremacy, then the world is a more fucked up place than I thought.
7/30/2008 2:59:49 PM
#606324
Little Miss
I hope this is a joke, because otherwise, the stupid is making my head implode slowly.
7/30/2008 3:08:27 PM
#606660
Airbag
Stupid overload!!! ARRRGH!
And BTW, Eddy Merckx was the greatest cyclist of all time.
7/30/2008 6:50:50 PM
#606884
#16 has me confused. Einstein was Jewish, and according to our friends at Stormfront, Jews are not white. Which is it? I'm so confuuuused.
7/30/2008 10:25:49 PM
#606923
Poened.
7/30/2008 10:59:57 PM
#607154
genius13
@LordJiro
"president Al Gore?"
Well, yeah, he was elected!
7/31/2008 4:24:05 AM
#607161
ID82
Hoooooly fucking shit. please tell me this is fake.
7/31/2008 4:29:55 AM
#607508
And this guy forgot to mention Hally Berry, Jaimie Fox, Vanessa Williams........................and the fact that abroad the non-whites are as respectable as anybody else. But, anyway, if he thinks that misses and actors are more important than people who work everyday to bring the bread home it's his problem, Andet-dustin shallow man.
7/31/2008 3:40:07 PM
#607513
D Laurier
Superiority being a result of celebrety reality tv shows.... LOL.
What a load of crap....
7/31/2008 3:45:50 PM
#607624
kingoftheheavies
T3h stoopid hert bwane.
7/31/2008 5:28:49 PM
#607892
JEWKILR89
I mostly agree, except remember that Einsteinenburg was Jewish.
7/31/2008 10:52:25 PM
#607930
Moondog
OK on Kate Winslet, IMO the most beautiful woman alive. Otherwise it's a container ship of fail. Like:
3. Louis Armstrong, early jazz great, and one of America's greatest contributions to the arts.
7/31/2008 11:54:21 PM
#608835
Ozymandias
Pretty obvious Poe.
8/1/2008 12:46:22 PM
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