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#605628
Jay-Sus
Oh my God you're a fucking retard.
7/30/2008 3:27:17 AM
#605630
Godbuster
Yeah, that's a bad habit I'm trying to get rid of. I do like saying Jesus Tittyfucking Ass-slapping Bear-raping Christ.
7/30/2008 3:28:26 AM
#605633
LordJiro
Or maybe it's just a phrase that's been drilled into our minds via society?
7/30/2008 3:30:21 AM
#605641
You might want to look up the word "cliche"...
7/30/2008 3:34:04 AM
#605644
Allegory for Jesus
We also firmly believe in the fabled "holy shit", in the blessed Saint "Oh please, not in the face", in the Archangel "Just take the money, don't shoot", and of course, the pantheon of cuss words unfit for the ears of the delicate citizens of the intertubes. We Americans have a very complicated faith...
7/30/2008 3:36:54 AM
#605648
Adam
Guilty as charged.
I've said it plenty-o times before. In my defense, it does not retain any Christian meaning.
It's a empty phrase that has been around for centuries, even before Jesus Christ.
Imagine a Greek, saying, "Great ZUES!!!". It does not mean squat.
7/30/2008 3:37:38 AM
#605651
Papabear
Because I might say "Jeezuz F*ckin' Christ" does that mean I believe in Jeezuz? If I say "F*ckin" A" does that mean I believe the letter "A" actually copulates? Because I call you a "dog sh*t motherf*cker" does that mean I believe you are... never mind.
7/30/2008 3:38:38 AM
#605652
Antichrist
Last time my life was in danger I screamed one loud, long FUCK! Even if I do yell 'oh my god' it's a cultural habit. I really am trying to break it.
Edit:
@ Godbuster
Jesus Tittyfucking Ass-slapping Bear-raping Christ. ~ I've got to remember that one.
7/30/2008 3:39:02 AM
#605654
nfp
This is a cultural artifact, not a profession of faith. Fail.
7/30/2008 3:40:08 AM
#605656
Evilutionist
If you believe this constitutes faith then I really question yours.
7/30/2008 3:41:09 AM
#605658
Osiris
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
7/30/2008 3:41:47 AM
#605660
dpareja
...and that's what you get for having your religion dominate English-speaking cultures for so long.
7/30/2008 3:42:28 AM
#605671
approximate
Shut your fucking mouth. You've never been in a real life-threatening situation. Most of those situations happen so quickly, you don't have time to do anything but react. (if you can react at all)
7/30/2008 3:49:26 AM
#605672
Laura
Ummm...people also say "Oh my God, I'm going to kill you!" But that doesn't mean they want to actually kill someone. It's a fucking expression. So stop being intentionally stupid.
7/30/2008 3:49:33 AM
#605673
mike-mike
This is not completly untrue.
7/30/2008 3:50:32 AM
#605702
Malkavian Jeff
"whats the first thing people do when there life is in danger"
I say "Satan, save me"!
7/30/2008 4:09:20 AM
#605709
RavenWood
Does that mean I pray to the patron saint of "OH SHIT!!!!"
7/30/2008 4:14:38 AM
#605710
onoma
I don't think anyone believes they are saving someone from losing their soul because of a simple sneeze, and yet many still say 'bless you.'
Also, you fail.
7/30/2008 4:14:48 AM
#605753
SeenAndNotSeen
Or else they say, "Holy Shit!" That doesn't mean they're dung-worshipers.
7/30/2008 4:41:16 AM
#605777
7/30/2008 5:02:09 AM
#605779
Charni
my comment was irrelevant, but i found it funny
7/30/2008 5:04:39 AM
#605792
Pyroclasm
Yeah, that's one of the things that results from growing up in a society in which "Oh my God" is uttered by anyone who's in trouble. These kind of things tend to rub off on you as a kid, and they can be hard to get rid of.
7/30/2008 5:26:57 AM
#605805
SurfinSeaOtter
I don't say that... I say OH SHIT!!!!
7/30/2008 5:33:22 AM
#605809
anonymous_troy
Of course sneezing can kill you, why do people always say 'bless you'
7/30/2008 5:34:57 AM
#605812
Nowonmai
Funny, I say OH SHIT! or OH FUCK!
7/30/2008 5:37:24 AM
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