Way to go ass! You broke my irony meter.
7/30/2008 4:20:36 AM
"...those that don't have Christian beliefs are willing to twist the truth to fit their needs."
But... I thought that was what christianity was all about. Isn't that what you people do best?
7/30/2008 4:25:25 AM
"lawyer works ethically"
Does not compute.
This also vaguely reminds me of all the ones about the legal rights of demons. Maybe they should get Christian lawyers.
7/30/2008 4:30:33 AM
Allegory for Jesus
This person needs to meet a creationist...
7/30/2008 4:34:39 AM
7/30/2008 4:38:23 AM
Programmer: Woah, Why is this mirror here right after I said that?
7/30/2008 4:47:36 AM
7/30/2008 5:25:47 AM
I think you're also confusing ethics with morals ;)
7/30/2008 5:32:34 AM
So the guys who wrote the Bible weren't true christians?
7/30/2008 5:33:57 AM
Excuse me,Oh So Shiny Mirror Award Winner, but those with Christian believes are quite happy to twist and trim the truth to fit their needs and agendas.
7/30/2008 5:36:49 AM
I'm sorry, i just can't read any sentance with the words "Lawyer" and "Ethically" in it
7/30/2008 5:37:36 AM
I am willing to accept your argument, if you define the parameters of "Christian beliefs."
I mean, is this the same ol' morality argument all over again?
Sure, those who have ethics will have a natural tendency to work ethically, but does that imply all ethics are based on Christianity?
On a wider scale, does religion imply morality?
7/30/2008 7:09:31 AM
NO lawyer works ethically especially in the USA.
Why do you think that 25% of the entire prison population on this planet is in the USA.
7/30/2008 9:31:04 AM
Ok, as a lawyer I'll say this... we created fundies to make us look better. Fundie lawyers are an accidental mutant hybrid...
7/30/2008 10:35:41 AM
Yes, because Christian legal groups such as The Alliance Defense Fund and The American Centre for Law & "Justice" are completely ethical when they assist in the passage of laws diminishing women's rights over their own bodies and Constitutional amendments to disenfranchise gays people.
7/30/2008 11:00:48 AM
lol.... just lol.
7/30/2008 11:16:58 AM
those that don't have Christian beliefs are willing to twist the truth to fit their needs.
- -Like GWB and the Iraq War???? The President who lied to his people to start a personal-interest war!
There are none so blind as those who will not see!
7/30/2008 12:04:15 PM
I am reminded of a tombstone I saw once...
- Attorney -
. . . .
Here lies an
7/30/2008 12:21:18 PM
The christian lawyers work for Wolfram & Hart.
7/30/2008 1:09:42 PM
Have you me the DA from Dallas?
7/30/2008 1:14:46 PM
Wow! That mirror sure is shiny!
7/30/2008 1:29:12 PM
Lawyers have no ethics. That's the first thing they teach you in law school.
7/30/2008 1:34:26 PM
Ahh of course. They are a lawyer but a Christian so they work ethically. Kind of like other Christians who work ethically. Just not with any sense of morals and don't really care for others. Christians do not have a monopoly on morals
7/30/2008 2:27:18 PM
Name one Christian lawyer who works ethically.
7/30/2008 3:19:02 PM
*dies laughing* that's brilliant!
7/30/2008 4:54:12 PM