You are one of the most stupid people I know. A Christian lawyer works ethically, those that don't have Christian beliefs are willing to twist the truth to fit their needs.
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Lawyer...ethically...
*head explodes
"Lawyer"? "Ethically"?
BWAHAHA!
I am willing to accept your argument, if you define the parameters of "Christian beliefs."
I mean, is this the same ol' morality argument all over again?
Sure, those who have ethics will have a natural tendency to work ethically, but does that imply all ethics are based on Christianity?
On a wider scale, does religion imply morality?
those that don't have Christian beliefs are willing to twist the truth to fit their needs.
- -Like GWB and the Iraq War???? The President who lied to his people to start a personal-interest war!
There are none so blind as those who will not see!
I am reminded of a tombstone I saw once...
John Strange
- Attorney -
. . . .
Here lies an
honest lawyer,
that is
Strange
Sure, that's why the best justice system is located in countries with not a particularly high church attendance. And why Phelps, and other like mided guys, have been disbarred much more than other not so religious lawyers, or why religious lawyers refuse to do certain things on religious grounds...................
This is seriously funny, considering that Christians don't only twist the truth, they make up their own facts when the need arises. No doubt, their lawyers operate in the same way.
Well, that's a lie. Everyone knows there's no such thing as an ethical lawyer.
Oh, and the whole 'Christians are willing to twist the truth as well' thing, but I thought I'd start with the obvious one.
Oh puh-leeze! No one twists the truth like a fundamentalist Christian. There is even a sub-genre of literature dedicated to teaching Christians how to twist scientific data and scripture to satisfy their selfish needs.
Its called "apologetics."
If you're including defense lawyers I certainly see how a Christian Lawyer can exist
You both tell stories that never happened and deny evidence against your story. You both demand absolute proof from the opposing side while insisting you only have to supply doubt.
If you're a real estate lawyer though, your job is entirely legal documentation, and lucrative, unless you're trying to steal someone home there's no reason to be dishonest
"A Christian lawyer works ethically, those that don't have Christian beliefs are willing to twist the truth to fit their needs."
Westboro Baptist Church. Snyder vs. Phelps.
Your argument is invalid.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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