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It's obvious evolution is a lie because you cannot get something from nothing and a spirit is always existing and can never be destroyed. Also, The Bible teaches things nobody in the past could have known without technology and God would have to exist in order for them to really know the earth hung upon nothing and was a sphere. Also, in Revelations it talks about how you have to have the mark to buy and sell. You need technology for that as well.

God is real and He loves everyone.

glittersanitarium, Youtube 37 Comments [7/30/2008 2:23:42 AM]
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Malkavian Jeff

Only in youtube...and rapture ready.

7/30/2008 2:25:49 AM

Fanatic-Templar

It's obvious evolution is a lie because you cannot get something from nothing

What in Utumno?

Creationism: Something from nothing because God said so.
Theory of Evolution: Something from something similar.

7/30/2008 2:28:07 AM

Hadron

The earth doesn't "hang". You don't need a god to know that the earth is a sphere. God is not real.

7/30/2008 2:29:52 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"It's obvious evolution is a lie because you cannot get something from nothing and a spirit is always existing and can never be destroyed."

Fail and [citation needed].

"Also, The Bible teaches things nobody in the past could have known without technology and God would have to exist in order for them to really know the earth hung upon nothing and was a sphere."

They said the Earth was a circle...doesn't really mean they thought it was a sphere. Also, the Greeks were already able to figure out that the Earth was spherical through trignometry at around that general point in time, so it would have hardly been divine revelation. (Or, at least I think that that happened...honestly, I could just be confabulating here...).

"Also, in Revelations it talks about how you have to have the mark to buy and sell. You need technology for that as well."

What? So, are credit cards or photo I.D.'s the mark of the beast now? Go directly to Rapture Ready, do not pass Go, do not collect your golden crowns in Heaven.

7/30/2008 2:34:54 AM

Jay-Sus

Fundie Rule of Science #26: Evolution means you come from nothing. Creationism means God made you and he's something.

7/30/2008 2:35:57 AM

jc

It's obvious evolution is a lie because you cannot get something from nothing

That's not evolution, that's creation, also double fail because evolution is not abiogenesis.

Also, The Bible teaches things nobody in the past could have known without technology and God would have to exist in order for them to really know the earth hung upon nothing and was a sphere.

The Bible says that you can see the entire face of the earth from a mountain, meaning it is flat.

and a spirit is always existing and can never be destroyed.

Citation or evidence that spirits exist? Also, this has to do with evolution how?



Also, in Revelations it talks about how you have to have the mark to buy and sell. You need technology for that as well.

WHAT?!?!?!?
Yes, thank God we have advanced far enough with technology so that we can learn that we need the mark of the beast to buy and sell. We've come very far.

7/30/2008 2:36:14 AM

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

Tons of fundie packed into one convenient paragraph.

7/30/2008 2:44:06 AM

Brainy

...nobody in the past could have known without technology and God would have to exist in order for them to really know the earth hung upon nothing and was a sphere


Unless it was added in at a later date. Not that those things must be observed with sensitive equipment. Ever notice the arc of the horizon?

7/30/2008 3:27:05 AM

Osiris

It's obvious evolution is a lie because you cannot get something from nothing and a spirit is always existing and can never be destroyed.
Evolution doesn't claim that something came from nothing and no one has ever been able to prove a spirit, and evolution has nothing to do with spirits. So obviously it's not a lie, you just don't know what you're talking about.

Also, The Bible teaches things nobody in the past could have known without technology and God would have to exist in order for them to really know the earth hung upon nothing and was a sphere.
Well guess what? You're wrong. The Bible teaches us that the world is a flat disc resting on a deep ocean, contained inside a firmament, which holds the stars and holds back the waters above, and that the stars are small enough to fall to Earth, and that the firmament opens to let in the water and that's what causes rain. So not only is the Bible wrong in terms of modern science, it's wrong in terms of its contemporary science who already knew that the world was a round globe without the need of technology.

Also, in Revelations it talks about how you have to have the mark to buy and sell. You need technology for that as well.
No you need money to buy and sell. And that's a practice that has gone on for hundreds of years. It's called capitalism. The Bible says that everyone in the future will have a mark of three sixes on them in order to function in society, and while you fundies insist of interpreting the Bible literally, you constantly say that every new thing from credit cards to cell phones is the mark of the Beast.

God is real and He loves everyone.
What a brilliant way to end your confusing, contradictory, fallacy laden, multi-topic paragraph.

7/30/2008 3:28:49 AM

Antichrist

The bible says the earth and heavens are just a giant snow globe. As far as the mark of the beast, you've never heard of branding?

7/30/2008 3:31:51 AM

Godbuster

Ever heard of cash ? People have been making money for thousands of years, so are you saying the Dollar is the mark of the beast ? That kinda makes sense actually...

7/30/2008 3:37:29 AM

Beeblebrox

It's obvious evolution is a lie because you cannot get something from nothing...

At least until you need exactly that to happen to justify your notion that Jehovah created the Earth. Incidentally, scientists are working on the issue of virtual particles that are created ex nihilo at the boundary of a black hole's event horizon. Typically two particles come into being and then vanish shortly thereafter to keep the "balance of payments" in order. Every once in awhile though, a single particle will not vanish. Guess what that means, douchebag. It means that {drum roll please} matter was created from nothing! Ta-da!

...a spirit is always existing and can never be destroyed.

Your cosmology indicates that Humans are spirits residing temporarily in a fleshly body. So presumably Humans have always existed right along with Jehovah.

The Bible teaches things nobody in the past could have known without technology...

Genesis 30:37 And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods. (30:37-39)
"And the flocks conceived before the rods."
Jacob displays his (and God's) knowledge of biology by having goats copulate while looking at streaked rods. The result is streaked, speckled, and spotted baby goats.
30:38 And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
30:39 And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.


Also, in Revelations it talks about how you have to have the mark to buy and sell. You need technology for that as well.

Technology? Sure. Advanced microchip/laser scan technology? Hardly. A tattoo would suffice for creating the "mark of the Beast". Tattoos count as technology insofar as the knowledge of creating ink has a basis in chemistry and the tattoo needle counts as a machine. Yeah, that Jehovah, he's right on the cutting edge, huh?

God is real and He loves everyone.

I'm real and I think you're a pig-ignorant douchebag. Since I'm here and Jehovah isn't, my opinion carries more weight. Forget the mark of the Beast--you need to receive the Mark of Beeblebrox. It's a full color tattoo of a Masengil's box that covers your entire face.


7/30/2008 3:40:04 AM

Papabear

"It's obvious evolution is a lie because you cannot get something from nothing"

So, you admit that God can't exist, eh?

7/30/2008 3:41:42 AM

nfp

Evolution: Has proof.

Spirit/soul: Has no proof.

Again you lose. Gets old, dunnit?

7/30/2008 3:53:53 AM

onoma

Please, go back to your glitter sanitarium

7/30/2008 4:19:12 AM

Charni

why is God a he? i don't realy think that can be right, i mean if HE is eternal and not human etc etc, how can HE have a gender??

That's it

From now on, i'm reffering to their "God" as an it.

7/30/2008 5:09:27 AM

anonymous_troy

No, that's the Big Bang. Evolution only takes place once life starts.

Spirits do not exist, as there is absolutely no evidence for them.

7/30/2008 5:37:13 AM

Nowonmai

(said in sing song voice) Someones been skipping medicaaaaaation!

7/30/2008 5:40:15 AM

Fishcakes

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR CRAZY MOON LANGUAGE.

7/30/2008 6:41:25 AM

szena

Heard the words in church but never really comprehended them, so now he randomly repeats the words.

7/30/2008 11:47:41 AM

aaa

You really have a head gone wrong.

7/30/2008 12:20:45 PM

The Jamo

Can you please give us the definition of the word "technology"?

7/30/2008 1:37:56 PM

TheDonald2

"Also, in Revelations it talks about how you have to have the mark to buy and sell. You need technology for that as well." I think he is talking about bar codes

7/30/2008 1:43:56 PM

freako104

Something from nothing seems to describe Creationism

7/30/2008 2:29:10 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

and a spirit is always existing and can never be destroyed.

If that were true, you'd by default have to believe in reincarnation, yet I don't recall reading anything about that in the bible. In fact, it would violate the whole eternal paradise/torment thing, since sooner or later souls would have to be pulled back out of heaven and hell, cutting short their eternal reward/torture, to make up the demand for all the babies constantly being born and the planet's ever increasing population.

Jumping Jesus the Jew, people, learn to think shit through properly!

7/30/2008 8:23:14 PM
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