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Originally Posted by fishersofmen View Post
Its funny how scientists think they KNOW everything, and they KNOW there is no God, and they KNOW the big bang theory is real, and they KNOW this and that, but they don't KNOW a simple thing about a planet that is part of our solar system and so important to this world.

I know! How many articles I have read from these "scientist" that have ended with "It can not be explained" or "I have no idea why that happened". <raising hand> I KNOW! I KNOW! PICK ME! It is GOD idiots!

JenGC, RaptureReady 47 Comments [7/30/2008 2:57:41 PM]
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Gawd

Science class is easy when you're a fundie; Godidit!

7/30/2008 3:00:27 PM

Dan Onymous

Erm...I'm a scientist and we don't think we know everything. That's why we do experiments.

Oh, and by the way, THE SUN IS NOT A PLANET YOU FUCKING RETARD.

7/30/2008 3:02:12 PM

werewolf

JenGC must be smarter than the average bear.

7/30/2008 3:05:22 PM

Jay-Sus

The sun's a new planet. Why don't you try to colonize it?

7/30/2008 3:06:10 PM

Grigadil

The cognitive, it dissonances.

7/30/2008 3:09:00 PM

John

From 1751:

I know! How many articles I have read about lightning from these "scientist" that have ended with "It can not be explained" or "I have no idea why that happened". <raising hand> I KNOW! I KNOW! PICK ME! It is GOD idiots!

From 1752:

Ben Franklin proved that lightning is electricity and proceeded to "defeat God's will" by putting copper rods on roofs.

7/30/2008 3:12:40 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"Its funny how scientists think they KNOW everything"

Not everything, just a lot in regards to general science, and a lot more in regard to their field of study.

"they KNOW there is no God"

Who says that? That is pretty much a strawman definition of atheism...but obviously that isn't what you are doing, right?

"they KNOW the big bang theory is real"

Nope. Just fairly certain, in that is the best supported theory we have at the time.

"they KNOW this and that, but they don't KNOW a simple thing about a planet that is part of our solar system and so important to this world."

And what would that be? Because I am fairly certain that they are aware of it, whether or not they "KNOW" it.

"It us GOD idiots!"

Goddidit is not a scientific answer and is a blatantly retarded cop-out, not an actual verifiable explanation. Please, take your Dunce cap and sit in the corner until class is over. I'll be speaking with your parents about your complete ignorance about science and scientists.

7/30/2008 3:12:59 PM

Lucilius

JenGC's ass, meet David Hume's gigantic cock.

7/30/2008 3:22:10 PM

aaa

For fucks sake...

7/30/2008 3:22:14 PM

cool cats

This is a poe, right?

7/30/2008 3:25:29 PM

mockeldritch

Leaving aside your direct self-contradiction I'd like to point out that scientists DO know everything... not everything that there is to be known but everything that is known in the public sense of the word...depending on how restrictively you would like to define "scientist". Personally I like to include anyone studying the world in a rational, scientific way but I imagine you'd have difficulty with that idea.

7/30/2008 3:32:42 PM



Paragraph 1, for unknown reasons: Scientists phail because they think they know everything.
Paragraph 2, part 1, preparing for part 2: Scientists phail because they admit they don't know everything.
Paragraph 2, part 2: I win because I think I know everything.

7/30/2008 3:33:44 PM

Princess Rot

GODDIDIT! In caps!

7/30/2008 3:35:34 PM

Ambrielle

What the heck is she waffling about? Which planet, and what don't we know?

7/30/2008 3:44:48 PM

Darth Wang

Replace "God" with "Magic Fairies from Neptune" and it's an equally useful explanation

7/30/2008 3:46:37 PM

TB Tabby

HAH! NO scientist in their right mind thinks, or claims, that they know everything. If they did, the scientific method would be pointless. Why would they spend all that time and effort getting funding, experimenting, researching, and so on?

And jumping to "God" as an answer when you don't know is a cop-out and an intellectual dead end. The honest, correct scientific response when you don't know the answer is, "I don't know, let's find out." There was a time when everyone knew that sickness was caused by God punishing people for their sin. If people had kept jumping to "God" as an answer, they never would've made any advances in medical science.

7/30/2008 3:47:56 PM



That last word "idiots" really puts the dunce cap on this post.

I've been reading these entries for a while, and have come to the conclusion that some people are actually too stupid to know that they are stupid.

7/30/2008 3:50:21 PM

Doctor Whom

God is the answer to everything. What's 7+6? God.

7/30/2008 3:55:10 PM

Tom S. Fox

Holy frikk, this guy says almost literally "godidit!"

7/30/2008 4:00:03 PM

Delmania

So, you're entire response to the vast body of knowledge not known or understood by science is essentially a god of the gaps argument.

What century is over by where you live?

7/30/2008 4:13:01 PM

anevilmeme

Science can never prove or disprove the existence of a Supreme Being, it does however make the Bible look like the collection of bronze age myths it is.

7/30/2008 4:17:25 PM

Mister Spak

Where did god come from idiot?

7/30/2008 4:47:16 PM

DevNull

Funny how caps dosen't make it true.

7/30/2008 5:01:03 PM

approximate

There is no question to which the answer is, "Godidit", retard.

7/30/2008 5:03:37 PM

JESUS PLEASE CUM SOON!

Why is it that fundies feel the need to leave the letter 's' off of at least one plural word in each of their diatribes?

7/30/2008 5:33:54 PM
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