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[Oh the irony]

I am married to a UU. They are very deceiving. I didn't really know what a UU was when I married my husband. He said he went to church, I asked if he believed in Jesus and he said yes.....later he told me that Jesus was a nice guy with some good moral stories. He doesn't believe in hell and he tells me CONSTANTLY how intolerant Christians are.....

10+ years of this garbage and I'm still sticking around trying to witness to him. I have just about given up-it gets worse all the time.

If I knew then what I know now, I would have run screaming in the other direction....

MyJesusILoveThee, RR 62 Comments [7/30/2008 3:24:21 AM]
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cheese007

Lol!

7/30/2008 3:25:57 AM

LordJiro

He says Christians are intolerant...so you go ahead and prove him right. Good going.

7/30/2008 3:31:06 AM

Godbuster

"He doesn't believe in hell and he tells me CONSTANTLY how intolerant Christians are..... "

Aaaaand...what the fuck do you think you are doing ?

7/30/2008 3:31:38 AM

Jay-Sus


7/30/2008 3:32:10 AM

Laura

Submit to your lord and master, bitch!

Seriously, it probably would have helped if you'd married him for love, ya know? Then you'd be able to make it work. But I'm sure he regrets marrying you as well.

7/30/2008 3:32:40 AM

KatAutumn

That thread sickens me to the very core of my being. There is another thread about pastor Greg Laurie's son being killed, and they're all crying and fervently praying. Then there's this thread in which some "hellbound liberals" were brutally murdered in their own house of worship and instead of praying they have to use it as an excuse to bitch about UU's, the "liberal media" and the goddamn fact that the kids were putting on the play "Annie". Does it really matter a good god damn what the play was? People fucking died, people were injured and everyone else had to witness such a horrible scene.

I hate them. I hate them with a burning passion.

7/30/2008 3:32:59 AM

Antichrist

Submit to your husband. And when he says Christians are intolerant, is he really saying you are intolerant?

By the way, submitting means when the lord of the house tells you to shut the hell up, you shut the hell up. Maybe hubby should drop by a sex shop and pick up a ball gag.

7/30/2008 3:36:28 AM

MK

Guessing Poe. Who would actually stick around with a spouse if they're so flippin' fundie?

Even the New Testament would back her up on leaving him, that "unequal yoke" stuff.

7/30/2008 3:37:07 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Heh heh...didn't know that Unitarians are religion-lite, did you? Sucker...

7/30/2008 3:40:16 AM

nfp

Your lifesize cardboard cutout of David Hasslehoff does not qualify as a husband.

7/30/2008 3:42:46 AM

Osiris

Stop proving his point.

7/30/2008 3:42:57 AM

Amos

Wait. When dating, you never went to his church? You two never discussed your religious beliefs in any detail more than "Do you believe in Jesus?"

What was this, some kind of Vegas wedding? Do you think you could have divined before the vows if he were Catholic or Jewish? Please tell me you at least knew his name!

7/30/2008 3:44:27 AM

Evilutionist

This is in the thread about the shooting in the Unitarian (a.k.a. "liberal") church.

Most of the people in the thread...I WISH I could say I hope they share the fate of the victims in the shooting. But I DON'T, because what the victims faced must've been fucking AWFUL, and something I can't, for the life of me, wish on someone else.

If there is a God, I'll let him decide who is or who is not going to hell. In the meantime, I'll just be empathetic towards my fellow man.

These RR-tards are shit-eating knuckle-draggers, the whole lot.

7/30/2008 3:47:53 AM

approximate

He's put up with ten years of your shit? You must be a great lay. That's the only reason I can think of.

7/30/2008 3:52:38 AM

BCD

Shut up bitch, Sky Daddy made your man head of the household.

Now get to birthing them babies.

7/30/2008 4:06:53 AM

RavenWood

What are you doing out of the kitchen, wench!?

7/30/2008 4:12:34 AM

Illuminatalie

I'll add to the general consensus, that is one CREEPY thread. Those scumbags are not interested in considering that it was wrong to kill innocents, just trying to rationalize their death cult beliefs and coward's desire for revenge :

"Allowing murderers to live cheapens life, is unloving and non-compassionate to the victim and any surviving family and friends."

It does not take an Einstein to figure out that since liberals murder babies, they need some shootin'. And that the bible says not to allow quite a lot of people to live besides literal murderers, actually.


The comment of 'My Jesus I Love Thee', taken in isolation, is quite funny, however.

7/30/2008 4:32:25 AM

Charni

It's called divorce. Henry the 8th made the Church of England especially for people like you. You still get to worship this God of yours, but you get to divorce your non-believing husband. That is unless your cult get to him first. Poor guy.

I bet he married her for lols and he actually has a GOOD family on the side (or she's the side,) she probably spends half her time at church, the other half on the internet on RR, so she wouldn't know if he was gone

7/30/2008 5:12:24 AM

Pyroclasm

Curse that tolerance of others! I can't stand any more of it!

Oh, and Jesus says that divorce and re-marriage is tantamount to adultery.

7/30/2008 5:28:20 AM

Nowonmai

"If I knew then what I know now, I would have run screaming in the other direction.... "

And I am quite sure after 10+ yrs of your babbling about your death cult, he wishes the same thing.

7/30/2008 5:39:25 AM

ozznova

UU? Does that mean Unitarian?

7/30/2008 6:08:19 AM

Rambler

Yeah start running then woman.

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That thread is just sick.

They just can't help but to take the time to bash.


Nice to see some of the fundis are actually stepping in and telling them to stop it.

Telling them that whatever they believed they DIDN'T deserve it. (Of course for the RRtards it's because they weren't saved first)

7/30/2008 6:46:16 AM

Deep Search

These guys usually pride themselves for their intolerance... I feel bad for the UU guy, really. 'MyJesusILoveThee' is about ready to leave him because he won't convert to her religion... I mean, jeez. That's pretty fucking horrible.

And, yes, that entire thread is awful and tasteless.

7/30/2008 7:23:42 AM

Kitourahime

Oh the irony indeed. oO

7/30/2008 10:25:06 AM

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You've been putting up with this intolerably tolerant man for 10 years, AND you're from RR? He must have a MASSIVE sense of humour.

7/30/2008 10:36:35 AM
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