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In response to another funie's question about why atheists answer christians' questions:

"Because it gives them joy to imagine there is no god so they can be their own god and answer to no one. It's a fantasy land that they enjoy because they feel as if there's no one to answer too. they convince themselves of this the best they can. If there is no god, you better be right that's all I know. EVERY knee shall bow and EVERY tongue confess, EVERY SINGLE ONE and I'll be sitting back watching them on that day, if I could i'd be like, ok so . . . is there still no such thing as god? as they sit in the judgement seat . that would rawk"

TinaLane, yahoo answers 50 Comments [7/30/2008 10:11:40 PM]
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Dark_Lord_Prime

First, she seemed relatively intelligent, if typically arrogant, brainwashed and holier-than-thou...


...then she degenerated into complete fundy-tardation.

7/30/2008 10:14:54 PM

Osiris

Because it gives them joy to imagine there is no god so they can be their own god and answer to no one.
So I don't believe in God I am God. But then if I don't believe in God then I don't believe in myself, so how can I prove I exist without proving God exists?

I think Rene Descartes just did a complete 360 in the grave.

7/30/2008 10:17:20 PM

Mike

Yay death! WOOOOOT!

7/30/2008 10:28:31 PM

nfp

Wen yoo hav too ansur too the spelin gawds, yull hav helll too pae.

7/30/2008 10:32:34 PM

JESUS PLEASE CUM SOON!

You know, I used to ask the fundies how Jesus would force me to bow before him, but I finally got an answer saying that he would break my legs so I'll fall over... :\

7/30/2008 10:33:42 PM

Mortok

At least we CAN answer questions.

And if that is the case, I'm sure you won't mind if we carry on as normal until your precious 'judgement day'.

7/30/2008 10:35:30 PM

Malkavian Jeff

"as they sit in the judgement seat . that would rawk"
Wasn't that supposed to happen in 2007? Shelby Corbitt said so.

7/30/2008 10:46:34 PM

DW

god is pretty evil, mean he will punish me for not bowing to him or not believing in him? That's quite un-christian of him don't you think?

7/30/2008 10:47:07 PM

Papabear

"Because it gives them joy to imagine there is no god so they can be their own god and answer to no one."

It gives me no joy, in fact, I would love for there to be an omnipotent, good and loving deity looking out for me, but there is no evidence to show that to be the case. It gives me joy to be honest with myself.


"It's a fantasy land that they enjoy because they feel as if there's no one to answer too."

Those who believe in an invisible deity for whom there is no credible evidence, believe in virgin birth, resurection, salvation to paradise for beliving the right version of the right stories, are hardly ones to be talking about others living in a fantasy land. they convince.


"themselves of this the best they can."

What is this random sentence fragment for?


"If there is no god, you better be right that's all I know."

Yes, and I do the very best I can to BE right, like reading the Bible AND objective science and history sources. Atheism seems the best choice by far.


"EVERY knee shall bow and EVERY tongue confess, EVERY SINGLE ONE and I'll be sitting back watching them on that day,"

Says the Bible, but then, the Bible is, at best, a very dubious source.


"if I could i'd be like, ok so . . . is there still no such thing as god? as they sit in the judgement seat ."

[b]Or, more likely, you and I will just die, as do all other lifeforms on earth."


"that would rawk"

Yeah, taking joy in other's tragedies would really make you feel good, huh?

You're not only an idiot, but a mean-spirited asshat, too.

7/30/2008 10:47:15 PM

Imroy

[I'll be sitting back watching them on that day, if I could i'd be like, ok so . . . is there still no such thing as god? as they sit in the judgement seat . that would rawk"]

You know, I get the distinct impression that a lot of religious folk like religion simply because it gives them a sense of authority. They get to boss around other people, telling them they must do something or must not do something else. Why must we? Apparently we'll go to hell otherwise.

It's like being able to tell the other kids what to do because you have a big brother that will bash anyone who disagrees with you. In this case, that "big brother" is god. Except there's no tangible evidence he exists. But they still boss everyone around as if he does.

7/30/2008 10:48:19 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"It's a fantasy land that they enjoy because they feel as if there's no one to answer too."

No matter how many times I hear this repeated, it never gets more factual. Facts are funny that way...

Also, I love the typical fundie sadistic daydream about atheists squirming at the feet of God. It's sad, however, that they base the entirety of their lives around that daydream.

7/30/2008 10:50:22 PM

aaa

Oh really?

7/30/2008 11:15:51 PM

nintendofreakgcn

"that would rawk"

This angers Rawk Hawk.

7/30/2008 11:18:39 PM

The Lazy One

Rawk... someone actually said rawk...

I think I just died a little inside.

7/30/2008 11:34:19 PM

Mat

EVERY knee shall bow and EVERY tongue confess, EVERY SINGLE ONE and I'll be sitting back watching them on that day

What's this, a god complex? Protip: you fall under the definition of 'every', lady.

7/30/2008 11:56:58 PM

Old Viking

No one to answer to?

Again:

US Prison population: 2-million
Christian: 80%
Atheist: 0.2%

7/31/2008 12:22:14 AM

Grigadil

I define God as the unknowable, thus by definition supernatural, cause of the Singularity. No gender, no ego, no micromanagement.

What happened afterward is fairly well understood, in general, and needs no supernatural spin. The trick is getting the Empiricists and Rationalists to agree on the details.

I'm not afraid of some supernal Judge. I can cook a decent batch of Spaghetti.

that would rawk

Rawk? As in "blow chunks"?

7/31/2008 12:53:30 AM

Saika

I don't believe in God because.... I don't BELIEVE in God, not because I don't WANT to believe in God. Huge FAIL!

7/31/2008 2:21:33 AM

Lectora

What is it with fundies and all these childish revenge fantasies about sneering at people they think aren't going to be saved by their bloodthirsty god?

7/31/2008 2:32:57 AM

Charni

Is it just me, or do all fundies think that when the rapture comes, or when they get to heaven, they personally will be picked out by Jesus to be his little toy-boy/girl.

Did it occur to them that even IF heaven existed, Jesus probably wont notice them amongst the rest of the dribbling crowd? No, THEY'RE special, and they love Jesus more than anyone else in the whole wide world!

"I'm mum's favourite!"
"No I am!"
"I'm the oldest so i'm her favourite!"

lol

7/31/2008 3:07:51 AM

approximate

Belief in gods? That's the chimpanzee part of the brain at work. Get off your knees and walk upright like a human.

7/31/2008 3:12:29 AM

Sasha

I agree with Imroy. Fundies are authoritarian sadists, barely held in check by their primitive terror of Big Brother living in the sky. They waste their entire lives either fantasizing about how heaven will be just like Fantasy Island or fantasizing about how their god will crush the puny sinners while the fundies shriek with glee. It's a revenge fantasy wrapped in the Bible, and it's sickening.

7/31/2008 3:12:36 AM

PWEOTWEB

If you don't like atheists answering questions by Christians why do stupid cunts like you answer non-Christian questions with idiotic proselytizing?

7/31/2008 5:48:13 AM

Timothy Godwill

Well, it's comments like this that make me think that perhaps Nietzsche had a point about religion being for those, who can't handle the real world.

7/31/2008 6:29:23 AM

Antichrist

you orgasmed while writing that, didn't you.

7/31/2008 6:47:31 AM
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