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[Responding to the question of rather or not The Anti-Christ must be of European origin, eliminating Obama from the pool of candidates.]

I don't think the A/C has to be of European origin. I'm not sure of the verse, but I believe in the Bible it says that he will be of the people who destroyed the Temple. Most people think Roman, and assume European origin.

But if you think about it, the Roman army often drafted soldiers from the local populations. So if the legion that destroyed the temple was made of locals, they probably would have been Arabic racially, because local Jews would not have ransacked their own Temple. Am I correct in thinking that?

And it's interesting to consider that Barack Obama is about 40% Arabic on his father's side. I'm not saying that he is the A/C, but I think its a little hasty and even irresponsible to say that he is definitely not.

We should just trust in God, and wait and keep our eyes peeled.

Rschmidt711, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [7/30/2008 7:56:37 AM]
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anonymous_troy

I thought he was from Kenya?

In Africa.

7/30/2008 8:07:46 AM

Milking the Catz

You people are fucking sick.

7/30/2008 8:08:42 AM

upallnite

A-F-R-I-C-A

Do you not know where it is?


7/30/2008 8:15:52 AM

Paschal Wagner

I don't think the A/C has to be of European origin.

Nope. I hear they make excellent air conditioning units in the Far East these days. Buy one and cool the fuck down.

7/30/2008 8:30:20 AM

Michael

Irresponsibility is one of the hallmarks of the fundie.
I would tell you to rot in hell, but it seems you already live there.

7/30/2008 8:32:57 AM

Jay-Sus

Get this man a world map.

7/30/2008 8:51:49 AM

Fishcakes

Obama HAS to be the Antichrist! He's a BLACK MAN running for PRESIDENT! And he has a vaguely-Arabic name, so he MUST be Arabic, a terrorist, an extremist, and therefore the devil!

*headdesk*

Except totally not.

7/30/2008 9:20:07 AM

One Trick Pony

I just realized something... if no one will know when the antichrist will rise, how the Hell does that not create a paradox? Some of these people believe that Obama will be the antichrist, so wouldn't that mean that they know who he is? And doesn't that then mean that they have no reason to speculate as to whom it might be?

If you could grasp that, I'm surprised. Writing things out logically is not my strong point.

7/30/2008 9:25:32 AM

redfergus

That whole thread is truly, deeply insane.

Like all RR threads, I guess. These people should be sectioned, as a danger to themselves and others (e.g. their children).

fergus

7/30/2008 9:52:03 AM

anevilmeme

You mean the anti christ isn't Martha Stewart?

7/30/2008 10:40:15 AM



It must be very exciting to sit around and speculate on all these mysterious things that no one else knows anything about. Sounds like a fun game, kind of like having a secret identity or something.

7/30/2008 10:48:45 AM

IanC

Why cant they just admit they dont like Obama because hes black (and because of his name).

7/30/2008 11:21:13 AM

rykey

Retarded reasoning aside (Arabs are an ethnicity, not a race, and Kenyans don't qualify anyhow), is it even possible to be 40% of anything racially?

7/30/2008 11:32:54 AM

Wise Child

I think some have suggested on this thread that the Anti-Christ can be anyone, and Satan would have to possess the body of a powerful leader.

Growing up, I was told that the Anti-Christ would be European, likely taking his seat on the U.N. or some sort of "resurrected Roman Empire" political structure like the European Union.

But here, Rapture Ready wackos are wondering if Satan could choose Obama, because we haven't seen such charisma before, Oh Noes!!

7/30/2008 11:52:51 AM

Dan Onymous

So....he's only 40% of an antichrist?

surely that would just make him an Anti?

7/30/2008 12:04:54 PM

Jérôme

Well, it is quite documented that the soldiers from the Roman Army in those place and time were actually Greek, so that means you lose.

7/30/2008 12:09:55 PM

Paschal Wagner

@Jérôme: Well, it is quite documented that the soldiers from the Roman Army in those place and time were actually Greek, so that means you lose.

So does that mean Michael Dukakis was the Antichrist?

Phew. Threat averted. Relax, everyone!

7/30/2008 12:43:37 PM

John Larceny

"he will be of the people who destroyed the Temple."

Bush has probably destroyed a fair few temples...

7/30/2008 1:01:39 PM

The Jamo

"We should just trust in God, and wait and keep our eyes peeled."

Yeah, you do that. I'll go and play video games.

7/30/2008 1:20:56 PM

Lucilius

Nero, Caligula, Domitian, Attila, Muhammad, Sylvester II, Hulagu, Frederick Barbarossa, Timur, Napoleon, Hitler, every Soviet leader, Khomeini, every Democrat since FDR, Saddam Hussein, ad nauseam.

Accused Antichrists all. But do 2,000 years of failure deter the wingnuts for a second? If it did, they wouldn't be wingnuts.

7/30/2008 2:15:25 PM

aaa

His father is from Kenya. An old German colony and a great place for a rally raid.

7/30/2008 2:19:12 PM

Airbag

So just to be safe, keep in mind that he might be the auntychrist? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK, YOU BELL END.

7/30/2008 2:45:17 PM

Ryushikaze

Retarded reasoning aside (Arabs are an ethnicity, not a race, and Kenyans don't qualify anyhow), is it even possible to be 40% of anything racially?

The closest I can come to making sense of that using the old fractional heritage mumbo jumbo, in which case, if 3 of his 8 great grandparents were of a particular race, he'd be nearly 40% of that race.

7/30/2008 2:45:17 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"I'm not saying that he is the A/C, but I think its a little hasty and even irresponsible to say that he is definitely not."

You see, that is the kind of intellectual honesty that makes us almost reluctant to call you a quasi-racist fundamentalist reactionary who will overthrow the government should the darkie get the presidency. I'm not saying that you are one, just that it would be irresponsible and hasty to say that you are not one.

7/30/2008 2:55:01 PM

werewolf

He could be Egyptian. That's in Africa.

He could also be Chinese. After all, his half-sister is from Indonesia.

Who knows? Dumb, dumb, dumb.

7/30/2008 3:14:14 PM
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