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GUYSSS i didnt come from a monkey....you ever heard of....ADAM and ummm EVE? Helllllo they werent monkies , i believe our bodies can ADAPT to the envirement presented , such as , another ice age im pretty sure we would be pretty harry and a bad heat wave im pretty sure our bodies would do something but i dont think we actually evovle , i think our body can add more of or take less of in our genetics but not in evolution ^^

Baptised1, Christian Forums 62 Comments [7/30/2008 5:19:06 AM]
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Pyroclasm

1) Adam and Eve never existed.

2) What you have just described is evolution.

3) You fail. Hard.

7/30/2008 5:23:45 AM

cheese007

If the main page is any indication, this is the twenty-second thousand-two-hundred-second post on this site!

7/30/2008 5:26:34 AM

Smith

...That's not how evolution works.

I mean wait. That is how evolution works.

Never thought I'd get to say that.

7/30/2008 5:28:23 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

EVOLUTION DOES WORK THAT WAY!!!!

7/30/2008 5:31:28 AM

anonymous_troy

Find me Adam and Eve and we'll talk.

7/30/2008 5:31:36 AM

Jay-Sus

A Fundie who discibed evolution.

IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!

7/30/2008 5:33:35 AM

Nowonmai

I agree with you, we didn't come from monkeys. We and the great apes have a common ancestor. Try getting it right instead of parroting misinformation, okbye!

7/30/2008 5:33:57 AM

Deep Search


7/30/2008 5:39:50 AM

LordJiro

Why, WHY do fundies misuse emoticons? It drives me up the friggin wall!



:)

7/30/2008 5:49:03 AM

Smith

It's better than RaptureReady's smiley fetish.

7/30/2008 5:51:11 AM

Paschal Wagner

Illiteracy for Jesus!

7/30/2008 6:10:28 AM

One Trick Pony

22,222 quote... whee.

7/30/2008 6:11:20 AM

approximate

With language skills like that, I'm sure you de-volved from some sort of single-celled organism.

7/30/2008 6:12:00 AM

Fishcakes

I didn't come from a monkey, either. We all came from a common ancestor to both APES and humans. Not the same exact species. Idiot.

7/30/2008 6:38:14 AM

James

Congratulations, you win the "i r litterit" award.

7/30/2008 7:11:37 AM

Dogmeat

Duuude have you ever heard of... DNA and ummm genetics?

7/30/2008 7:27:36 AM

Impact009

@Pyroclasm: All females have been traced to a mitochondrial Eve, though it's not in the religious sense that you were saying. I'm just pointing that out.

7/30/2008 7:50:07 AM

Charni

GUYSSSS

I have heard of ADAM and ummm EVE.
And how can i be harry? last time i checked my name was charni....

Check this link

http://www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=261

i likes it allot :)

7/30/2008 8:39:34 AM

wlof

Cute. If you're 5 years old.

7/30/2008 8:58:08 AM

Michael

In the Sumerian script (predating the bible by at least 3000 years) Aa-DAM = The MEN and Eva'a = The WOMEN, and the great lord Ea did unclog his nose and did urinate upon his feaces to form the waters and did bing the monkeies from the trees and make his the image of himself.....
Another creation story from exactly the same source fundies love to quote. There are 11 of them - now you know 2.
Perfect description of evolution dressed up as adaption, unlike the classical fundie inability to grasp the english language.

7/30/2008 9:13:00 AM

anevilmeme

Amazing how ignorance of biology and ignorance of spell & grammar check go hand in hand.

7/30/2008 10:42:42 AM

Miles G

Well, someone's spelling sure hasn't evolved past the third grade.

7/30/2008 11:11:09 AM

Heather

That IS evolution, dipshit.

7/30/2008 11:16:59 AM

IanC

This is tough to read. Is it English?

7/30/2008 11:19:06 AM

Gawd

Gibberish

7/30/2008 11:51:22 AM
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