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1) Adam and Eve never existed.
2) What you have just described is evolution.
3) You fail. Hard.
7/30/2008 5:23:45 AM
If the main page is any indication, this is the twenty-second thousand-two-hundred-second post on this site!
7/30/2008 5:26:34 AM
...That's not how evolution works.
I mean wait. That is how evolution works.
Never thought I'd get to say that.
7/30/2008 5:28:23 AM
EVOLUTION DOES WORK THAT WAY!!!!
7/30/2008 5:31:28 AM
Find me Adam and Eve and we'll talk.
7/30/2008 5:31:36 AM
A Fundie who discibed evolution.
IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!
7/30/2008 5:33:35 AM
I agree with you, we didn't come from monkeys. We and the great apes have a common ancestor. Try getting it right instead of parroting misinformation, okbye!
7/30/2008 5:33:57 AM
7/30/2008 5:39:50 AM
Why, WHY do fundies misuse emoticons? It drives me up the friggin wall!
7/30/2008 5:49:03 AM
It's better than RaptureReady's smiley fetish.
7/30/2008 5:51:11 AM
Illiteracy for Jesus!
7/30/2008 6:10:28 AM
One Trick Pony
22,222 quote... whee.
7/30/2008 6:11:20 AM
With language skills like that, I'm sure you de-volved from some sort of single-celled organism.
7/30/2008 6:12:00 AM
I didn't come from a monkey, either. We all came from a common ancestor to both APES and humans. Not the same exact species. Idiot.
7/30/2008 6:38:14 AM
Congratulations, you win the "i r litterit" award.
7/30/2008 7:11:37 AM
Duuude have you ever heard of... DNA and ummm genetics?
7/30/2008 7:27:36 AM
@Pyroclasm: All females have been traced to a mitochondrial Eve, though it's not in the religious sense that you were saying. I'm just pointing that out.
7/30/2008 7:50:07 AM
I have heard of ADAM and ummm EVE.
And how can i be harry? last time i checked my name was charni....
Check this link
i likes it allot :)
7/30/2008 8:39:34 AM
Cute. If you're 5 years old.
7/30/2008 8:58:08 AM
In the Sumerian script (predating the bible by at least 3000 years) Aa-DAM = The MEN and Eva'a = The WOMEN, and the great lord Ea did unclog his nose and did urinate upon his feaces to form the waters and did bing the monkeies from the trees and make his the image of himself.....
Another creation story from exactly the same source fundies love to quote. There are 11 of them - now you know 2.
Perfect description of evolution dressed up as adaption, unlike the classical fundie inability to grasp the english language.
7/30/2008 9:13:00 AM
Amazing how ignorance of biology and ignorance of spell & grammar check go hand in hand.
7/30/2008 10:42:42 AM
Well, someone's spelling sure hasn't evolved past the third grade.
7/30/2008 11:11:09 AM
That IS evolution, dipshit.
7/30/2008 11:16:59 AM
This is tough to read. Is it English?
7/30/2008 11:19:06 AM
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