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#605787
Pyroclasm
1) Adam and Eve never existed.
2) What you have just described is evolution.
3) You fail. Hard.
7/30/2008 5:23:45 AM
#605791
cheese007
If the main page is any indication, this is the twenty-second thousand-two-hundred-second post on this site!
7/30/2008 5:26:34 AM
#605794
Smith
...That's not how evolution works.
I mean wait. That is how evolution works.
Never thought I'd get to say that.
7/30/2008 5:28:23 AM
#605798
SurfinSeaOtter
EVOLUTION DOES WORK THAT WAY!!!!
7/30/2008 5:31:28 AM
#605799
anonymous_troy
Find me Adam and Eve and we'll talk.
7/30/2008 5:31:36 AM
#605806
Jay-Sus
A Fundie who discibed evolution.
IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!
7/30/2008 5:33:35 AM
#605808
Nowonmai
I agree with you, we didn't come from monkeys. We and the great apes have a common ancestor. Try getting it right instead of parroting misinformation, okbye!
7/30/2008 5:33:57 AM
#605815
Deep Search
7/30/2008 5:39:50 AM
#605818
LordJiro
Why, WHY do fundies misuse emoticons? It drives me up the friggin wall!
:)
7/30/2008 5:49:03 AM
#605821
Smith
It's better than RaptureReady's smiley fetish.
7/30/2008 5:51:11 AM
#605836
Paschal Wagner
Illiteracy for Jesus!
7/30/2008 6:10:28 AM
#605837
One Trick Pony
22,222 quote... whee.
7/30/2008 6:11:20 AM
#605839
approximate
With language skills like that, I'm sure you de-volved from some sort of single-celled organism.
7/30/2008 6:12:00 AM
#605841
Fishcakes
I didn't come from a monkey, either. We all came from a common ancestor to both APES and humans. Not the same exact species. Idiot.
7/30/2008 6:38:14 AM
#605875
James
Congratulations, you win the "i r litterit" award.
7/30/2008 7:11:37 AM
#605883
Dogmeat
Duuude have you ever heard of... DNA and ummm genetics?
7/30/2008 7:27:36 AM
#605892
Impact009
@Pyroclasm: All females have been traced to a mitochondrial Eve, though it's not in the religious sense that you were saying. I'm just pointing that out.
7/30/2008 7:50:07 AM
#605937
Charni
GUYSSSS
I have heard of ADAM and ummm EVE.
And how can i be harry? last time i checked my name was charni....
Check this link
http://www.biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=261
i likes it allot :)
7/30/2008 8:39:34 AM
#605957
wlof
Cute. If you're 5 years old.
7/30/2008 8:58:08 AM
#605968
Michael
In the Sumerian script (predating the bible by at least 3000 years) Aa-DAM = The MEN and Eva'a = The WOMEN, and the great lord Ea did unclog his nose and did urinate upon his feaces to form the waters and did bing the monkeies from the trees and make his the image of himself.....
Another creation story from exactly the same source fundies love to quote. There are 11 of them - now you know 2.
Perfect description of evolution dressed up as adaption, unlike the classical fundie inability to grasp the english language.
7/30/2008 9:13:00 AM
#606036
anevilmeme
Amazing how ignorance of biology and ignorance of spell & grammar check go hand in hand.
7/30/2008 10:42:42 AM
#606063
Miles G
Well, someone's spelling sure hasn't evolved past the third grade.
7/30/2008 11:11:09 AM
#606073
Heather
That IS evolution, dipshit.
7/30/2008 11:16:59 AM
#606076
IanC
This is tough to read. Is it English?
7/30/2008 11:19:06 AM
#606111
Gawd
Gibberish
7/30/2008 11:51:22 AM
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