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Does anyone know of any good hellfire-and-brimstone preachers in existance, who focus their attention on important things like Bible prophecy, spiritual warfare, and the coming Apocalypse? All the churches in my area, all they ever talk about is strengthening your family life (which makes up like 1% of the Bible) or whining about world poverty.

SilentKoala, The Resistance Manifesto 38 Comments [7/30/2008 7:22:33 AM]
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#605882
Smith

Has to be a Poe. And if it isn't, my faith in humanity just went into the negatives.

7/30/2008 7:26:58 AM

#605887
LordJiro

Peace? Love? Helping the poor? FUCK THAT! Where's the cool* shit?

*disclaimer: a fundie's definition of cool may not be the same as a normal person's

7/30/2008 7:34:00 AM

#605888
approximate


7/30/2008 7:39:24 AM

#605891
Joe-Bob

Poe

7/30/2008 7:48:03 AM

#605894
Jay-Sus

Listen to me preach about evolution while I douse you in gasoline and light you on fire.

7/30/2008 7:55:57 AM

#605895
Milking the Catz

Jonathan Edwards for the poe?

7/30/2008 7:59:08 AM

#605916


Dear people approving quotes,

Stop approving poes. Thank you.

7/30/2008 8:23:11 AM

#605918
LOLWUT

Poverty... it's such a nonissue!

7/30/2008 8:24:16 AM

#605973
Fishcakes

Because Jesus always screamed about hellfire, damnation, and hopelessness, not, y'know, loving everybody and helping out thy neighbor and stuff.

7/30/2008 9:18:09 AM

#605987


Guys, remember...places like Rapute Ready exist. Probably not a poe.

7/30/2008 9:32:21 AM

#606077
IanC

" all they ever talk about is strengthening your family life (which makes up like 1% of the Bible) or whining about world poverty."

Because that is like, so unchristian.....

7/30/2008 11:20:04 AM

#606147
MK

'...or whining about world POEverty.'

7/30/2008 12:19:00 PM

#606148
JonnyTruant

Yes... we all need a bit more hate, anger, guilt, and maliciousness in our lives.




yeah...

7/30/2008 12:19:43 PM

#606188
Quantum Mechanic

Move to Iran, convert to Islam.
You'll fit right in.

7/30/2008 1:18:36 PM

#606238
aaa

Um, i think he means it.

7/30/2008 1:54:50 PM

#606287
Airbag

Please be a Poe, otherwise, :(

7/30/2008 2:47:11 PM

#606305
Allegory for Jesus

Go directly to Rapture Ready. And stay there. Hopefully, you will never punish another sane human being with your presence again.

7/30/2008 2:58:06 PM

#606306
hmcook87

oh that was fantastic...

7/30/2008 2:58:25 PM

#606449
oidhche

Meh, Poe.

7/30/2008 4:07:06 PM

#606450
Osiris

Poe.

7/30/2008 4:07:15 PM

#606565
Bad Influence

Smells of Poe to me...

7/30/2008 5:47:16 PM

#606580
JESUS PLEASE CUM SOON!

congratulations, you live in an area dominated by mostly reasonable christians.

7/30/2008 5:57:31 PM

#606677
tracer

"Does anyone know of any good hellfire-and-brimstone preachers in existance"


No.

7/30/2008 7:18:30 PM

#606723
Sentinel

most of the bible prophesy has already taken place, the apocalypse is for left behinders and Jesus preached on social issues more than anything esle in the NT. Way to miss the message.

7/30/2008 8:03:47 PM

#606904
Old Viking

The stuff you want is for losers.

7/30/2008 10:46:25 PM
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