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#605882
Smith
Has to be a Poe. And if it isn't, my faith in humanity just went into the negatives.
7/30/2008 7:26:58 AM
#605887
LordJiro
Peace? Love? Helping the poor? FUCK THAT! Where's the cool* shit?
*disclaimer: a fundie's definition of cool may not be the same as a normal person's
7/30/2008 7:34:00 AM
#605888
approximate
7/30/2008 7:39:24 AM
#605891
Joe-Bob
Poe
7/30/2008 7:48:03 AM
#605894
Jay-Sus
Listen to me preach about evolution while I douse you in gasoline and light you on fire.
7/30/2008 7:55:57 AM
#605895
Milking the Catz
Jonathan Edwards for the poe?
7/30/2008 7:59:08 AM
#605916
Dear people approving quotes,
Stop approving poes. Thank you.
7/30/2008 8:23:11 AM
#605918
LOLWUT
Poverty... it's such a nonissue!
7/30/2008 8:24:16 AM
#605973
Fishcakes
Because Jesus always screamed about hellfire, damnation, and hopelessness, not, y'know, loving everybody and helping out thy neighbor and stuff.
7/30/2008 9:18:09 AM
#605987
Guys, remember...places like Rapute Ready exist. Probably not a poe.
7/30/2008 9:32:21 AM
#606077
IanC
" all they ever talk about is strengthening your family life (which makes up like 1% of the Bible) or whining about world poverty."
Because that is like, so unchristian.....
7/30/2008 11:20:04 AM
#606147
MK
'...or whining about world POEverty.'
7/30/2008 12:19:00 PM
#606148
JonnyTruant
Yes... we all need a bit more hate, anger, guilt, and maliciousness in our lives.
yeah...
7/30/2008 12:19:43 PM
#606188
Quantum Mechanic
Move to Iran, convert to Islam.
You'll fit right in.
7/30/2008 1:18:36 PM
#606238
aaa
Um, i think he means it.
7/30/2008 1:54:50 PM
#606287
Airbag
Please be a Poe, otherwise, :(
7/30/2008 2:47:11 PM
#606305
Allegory for Jesus
Go directly to Rapture Ready. And stay there. Hopefully, you will never punish another sane human being with your presence again.
7/30/2008 2:58:06 PM
#606306
hmcook87
oh that was fantastic...
7/30/2008 2:58:25 PM
#606449
oidhche
Meh, Poe.
7/30/2008 4:07:06 PM
#606450
Osiris
Poe.
7/30/2008 4:07:15 PM
#606565
Bad Influence
Smells of Poe to me...
7/30/2008 5:47:16 PM
#606580
JESUS PLEASE CUM SOON!
congratulations, you live in an area dominated by mostly reasonable christians.
7/30/2008 5:57:31 PM
#606677
tracer
"Does anyone know of any good hellfire-and-brimstone preachers in existance"
No.
7/30/2008 7:18:30 PM
#606723
Sentinel
most of the bible prophesy has already taken place, the apocalypse is for left behinders and Jesus preached on social issues more than anything esle in the NT. Way to miss the message.
7/30/2008 8:03:47 PM
#606904
Old Viking
The stuff you want is for losers.
7/30/2008 10:46:25 PM
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