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Does anyone know of any good hellfire-and-brimstone preachers in existance, who focus their attention on important things like Bible prophecy, spiritual warfare, and the coming Apocalypse? All the churches in my area, all they ever talk about is strengthening your family life (which makes up like 1% of the Bible) or whining about world poverty.

SilentKoala, The Resistance Manifesto 40 Comments [7/30/2008 7:22:33 AM]
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Smith

Has to be a Poe. And if it isn't, my faith in humanity just went into the negatives.

7/30/2008 7:26:58 AM

LordJiro

Peace? Love? Helping the poor? FUCK THAT! Where's the cool* shit?

*disclaimer: a fundie's definition of cool may not be the same as a normal person's

7/30/2008 7:34:00 AM

approximate


7/30/2008 7:39:24 AM

Joe-Bob

Poe

7/30/2008 7:48:03 AM

Jay-Sus

Listen to me preach about evolution while I douse you in gasoline and light you on fire.

7/30/2008 7:55:57 AM

Milking the Catz

Jonathan Edwards for the poe?

7/30/2008 7:59:08 AM



Dear people approving quotes,

Stop approving poes. Thank you.

7/30/2008 8:23:11 AM

LOLWUT

Poverty... it's such a nonissue!

7/30/2008 8:24:16 AM

Fishcakes

Because Jesus always screamed about hellfire, damnation, and hopelessness, not, y'know, loving everybody and helping out thy neighbor and stuff.

7/30/2008 9:18:09 AM



Guys, remember...places like Rapute Ready exist. Probably not a poe.

7/30/2008 9:32:21 AM

IanC

" all they ever talk about is strengthening your family life (which makes up like 1% of the Bible) or whining about world poverty."

Because that is like, so unchristian.....

7/30/2008 11:20:04 AM

MK

'...or whining about world POEverty.'

7/30/2008 12:19:00 PM

JonnyTruant

Yes... we all need a bit more hate, anger, guilt, and maliciousness in our lives.




yeah...

7/30/2008 12:19:43 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Move to Iran, convert to Islam.
You'll fit right in.

7/30/2008 1:18:36 PM

aaa

Um, i think he means it.

7/30/2008 1:54:50 PM

Airbag

Please be a Poe, otherwise, :(

7/30/2008 2:47:11 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Go directly to Rapture Ready. And stay there. Hopefully, you will never punish another sane human being with your presence again.

7/30/2008 2:58:06 PM

hmcook87

oh that was fantastic...

7/30/2008 2:58:25 PM

oidhche

Meh, Poe.

7/30/2008 4:07:06 PM

Osiris

Poe.

7/30/2008 4:07:15 PM

Bad Influence

Smells of Poe to me...

7/30/2008 5:47:16 PM

JESUS PLEASE CUM SOON!

congratulations, you live in an area dominated by mostly reasonable christians.

7/30/2008 5:57:31 PM

tracer

"Does anyone know of any good hellfire-and-brimstone preachers in existance"


[size=18]No.[/size]

7/30/2008 7:18:30 PM

Sentinel

most of the bible prophesy has already taken place, the apocalypse is for left behinders and Jesus preached on social issues more than anything esle in the NT. Way to miss the message.

7/30/2008 8:03:47 PM

Old Viking

The stuff you want is for losers.

7/30/2008 10:46:25 PM
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