Quote# 43890

[In reply to the question "why the hell is this in the gay marriage forum?" in a thread about the California earthquake]

Because the move towards homosexual marriage in California is obviously the reason why God made this earthquake happen

Garysher, DefendingTheTruth 20 Comments [7/31/2008 9:53:50 AM]
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No. No.

I bet God's more upset about all the hatred going around than all this "forbidden" love. Jesus taught acceptance. If you're Christian, you should practice acceptance. Just a thought.

8/5/2008 4:33:45 PM

So, why hasn't anything happened to Massachusetts yet? Spain? Canada? England?

8/5/2008 5:09:56 PM


Let me get this straight. Jebus attempts to rattle their brains and cause all sots of damage not to mention deaths if it goes wrong to show his displeasure over Gay Marriage. What's wrong with a simple e-mail?

8/5/2008 5:15:00 PM


Funny how Greenwich Village hasn't had any hurricanes so far.

8/9/2008 3:58:08 AM


Or maybe, just mayb. It was THE FUCKING FAULT LINE! You know, those things we learned about in 5th grade science class where to plates meet and cause assloads of earthquakes, oh wait, they probably didnt teach you about the plates in your homeschool free of old-earth 'brainwashing'.

10/7/2008 8:49:22 PM


Could it be possible that there is a huge fault line running through California??? No, it must've been the homosexuals... -_-, I'd just like to note, I'm Australian and I make more sense than you about your own state.

10/7/2008 10:42:03 PM


Is that sarcasm or not?

10/8/2008 2:54:14 AM


This seems more sarcastic than fundie to me...

10/8/2008 4:17:45 AM


I don't get it. Someone explain this.

Any moron can kill a deer with one shot, leaving the rest of the forest intact.

God has to shake an entire state because he doesn't like two guys fucking.

10/8/2008 4:58:45 AM


Oh, and I'm sure the SAN ANDREAS FAULT LINE had NOTHING to do with it. At all.

Incidentally, I was living in California at the time this was posted, and I don't recall any earthquakes. Then again, I live in Sacramento, which is pretty dead for the most part. XD

The wildfires, on the other hand, were really, really bad last year.

8/10/2009 7:04:39 AM


So stress and pressure of plate tectonics had nothing to do with the earthquake? So glad you're here to explain away proven science with GODDIDIT.

8/10/2009 7:08:19 AM

Swedish Pagan

Wasn't gay marriage voted against in California? Maybe God is saying "Vote NO to Prop 8 (or whatever it was called) or I'll throw you into the Pacific".

What is this about one set of rules for homosexuals and one set for heterosexuals? How about having just the rule that you and your consenting adult partner are allowed to marry and the rule that you are only allowed to be married to one person at a time.
Leave out the gender of the persons involved, and it's the same rules for everyone.

8/10/2009 7:24:07 AM


Hmm... England legalised same-sex marriage a while back, and yet nothing. Is our distance from a fault line the cause? Or can God not touch us? Rule, Britannia!

Seriously, though, Crownflame was right. Jesus taught us to ACCEPT, and I've heard a few convincing arguments for Jesus being bi.

7/30/2010 11:46:30 AM


Nah, if that were so he'd have hit Canada, Britain, Australia, and New Zealand too.
It must be your oppression of homosexuals that he's punishing.

7/30/2010 3:01:50 PM


Still waiting on that natural disaster from god

- The Netherlands

4/17/2013 3:53:41 AM


Oh, so that's why we've been having so many earthquakes lately!
Oh, wait, no; we haven't had a single earthquake strong enough to be registered by humans in decades.
I guess God is pleased with our gender-neutral marriage laws, our socialized medicine and our non-religious society, then. Right?

4/17/2013 7:03:05 AM


"Because the move towards homosexual marriage in California is obviously the reason why God made this earthquake happen"

In the 1950s - when homosexuality was still taboo, and effectively illegal (certainly a social crime worse than murder) - this was happening:

Yep. Slap-bang in the middle of the Bible Belt of the US. and even before then, when a black man so much as looking at a white woman could result in him being lynched.

So... black people given equal rights is a bad thing...? Women given the vote? Said women not in the kitchen at home, instead working in the steelworks, shipyards, factories etc during WWII, keeping your men - & their allies - at the front making the future world free; 'Rosie the Riveter', and all that jazz...?!

Therefore what does two people of the same gender having the same rights have to do with you personally, Gaysher, let alone the non-sequitur of geo-meteorolgy on a country's history, least of all it's 'beliefs', never mind an irrelevant forum's thread...?

4/17/2013 8:57:23 AM

The fundie definition of "obvious" is noted for being completely unrelated to its agreed-upon definition in the English language. In this case, it means "Goddidit because Goddidit because Goddidit because..."

4/17/2013 4:07:31 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Geology had nothing to do with it.

9/21/2014 5:34:40 PM

rubber chicken

Gay sex makes the earth move!

9/21/2014 9:16:24 PM

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