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I never said God hated homosexuals. In fact, there is no such thing as homosexuals, just those who choose to commit homosexual or heterosexual acts. All are created to be heterosexuals, just that some choose to deviate from that for whatever reason. People are born awkward or nerds, not as "gays," and some mistake their differences as meaning they are supposed to commit this great evil. And other straight people accuse them falsely of being "gay" and say that because they like art, music, or are non-aggressive, that they must be sexual perverts who have unstoppable lust for members of the same sex. It is society who turns persons who were intented to be non-sexual into homosexuals. Orientation is not inborn nor are people to be considered a group or class. As long as you are choosing to commit homosexual acts, you are cutting yourself off from God. You can accept God's love at any time and show your gratitude for that by repenting.

As for the other poster, anyone who is caught in or admits to adultery, homosexuality, pedophilia, underage sex, or premarital sex deserves death. Yes, that would probably take out 60% of society, and the world would be much better for it. Of course, there would be no victims, since they know the risks of practicing any sex outside the bounds of a legal marriage between adult humans of the opposite sex. If you don't want to die, don't cheat. If you don't want to die, don't participate in oral or anal sex. If you don't want to die, don't mess with animals. If you don't want to die, don't eat like a friggin' hog. If you don't want to die, don't act on lusts, whether they be for members of the same sex, someone who is not yet an adult, or someone to whom you are not legally married.

Purple Gurl, Topix 81 Comments [7/30/2008 7:50:58 PM]
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TheNerd

"People are born awkward or nerds, not as 'gays,'"

As an atheist bixual nerd, I take offense at this. I was born atheist (and re-chose it later in life), I was born bisexual, but I daily choose to be a nerd. I have Nerd Pride!

7/30/2008 7:52:37 PM

ID82

So all gay people are artists and musicians?

7/30/2008 7:57:43 PM

Ken1971

I'll try to put this as politely as I think you deserve:

You, Purple Gurl, are a pompous, arrogant, willfully stupid, narrow-minded, ignorant cunt!

7/30/2008 8:05:04 PM

perdurabo

I literally weep for whatever poor soul ends up in a long-term relationship with you. Somehow I think he'll be battery operated, and you'll have to pray for forgiveness to shed your guilt......

7/30/2008 8:07:53 PM

AlTheCake

DIAF

7/30/2008 8:08:25 PM

Ozzie

I thought it was funny that her list of "if you don't want to die" was all about sex and then she threw in "don't eat like a friggin hog."

Maybe she doesn't realize that even if you don't have sex or be a gluton, you are going to die whether you want to not. So you may as well eat, drink and have sex until you.

In moderation of course :)

7/30/2008 8:12:17 PM

aaa

How bad was your education?

7/30/2008 8:12:30 PM

Milking the Catz

I have truly lost any ounce of hope in humanity and I don't think there is any going back this time.

I never said God hated homosexuals.

As for the other poster, anyone who is caught in or admits to adultery, homosexuality, pedophilia, underage sex, or premarital sex deserves death.

You really are a contradictory sick little cunt. I really hope you get what the fuck is coming to you if you mean this bullshit.

7/30/2008 8:17:18 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

60%? More like, the high 90s.

Also, nerdiness is inherent, but not orientation? You fail.

7/30/2008 8:18:00 PM

LordJiro

Prove your God exists. Then you can get around to proving he 'created' us to be straight.

Til then, fuck off.

7/30/2008 8:18:18 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"there is no such thing as homosexuals, just those who choose to commit homosexual or heterosexual acts."

What a convoluted way of saying that "homosexuality is a choice"...a meme that has no factual basis and is annoying beyond any conceivable description.

"other straight people accuse them falsely of being "gay" and say that because they like art, music, or are non-aggressive, that they must be sexual perverts who have unstoppable lust for members of the same sex."

Are you saying that homosexuality is a self-fulfilling prophecy? I'm pretty sure that not all gay people are effeminate, and I'm also pretty sure that more than a few gay people were never accused of being "gay" before coming to the realization of their own desires.

"anyone who is caught in or admits to adultery, homosexuality, pedophilia, underage sex, or premarital sex deserves death."

Christian love! Also, show me the scriptures that denounce pedophilia, now!

"If you don't want to die, don't participate in oral or anal sex"

Or thank God that America isn't a theocratic government, in that case...

"If you don't want to die, don't mess with animals"

Couldn't resist mentioning bestiality, could you?

"If you don't want to die, don't eat like a friggin' hog. If you don't want to die, don't act on lusts"

You just want to kill everyone who isn't a frigid, malicious Christ-fiend like yourself, don't you? It really shows...it does...

7/30/2008 8:18:40 PM



Only 60% of people have had premarital sex? More like 95%...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16287113/

But obviously they all knew the risks ( because everybody should realize that fundies want ex post facto laws and we'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes ) and wanted to die, right?

7/30/2008 8:20:01 PM

dpareja

In other words, you don't hate homosexuals, you just wish they would die.

7/30/2008 8:20:54 PM

Lucilius

There is no such thing as fundies, just those who choose to commit stupid acts.

I'm a nerd, content with that, and quite straight.

Death for adultery and premarital sex would only take out 60 percent of society? Try 90 percent – of your church. I would say "pull your head out of your ass," but you'd probably figure sticking it there was a sin since you might get to like it.

7/30/2008 8:24:52 PM

nemesis

So you're like Stewie Griffin. "It's not that I want to KILL homos, I just don't want them to be alive anymore"

7/30/2008 8:27:43 PM

JESUS PLEASE CUM SOON!

Yes, just like I choose to have brown eyes.

7/30/2008 8:29:24 PM

Darn

What !!!!
No oral sex ????

ok, I guess I'll accept death :D, only not just yet ....


oh, by the way, please show me the immortal who abstained from all of those 'sins'.... so I can laugh at him thinking about his completely wasted and devoid of pleasure, 'infinite' live :D
(ow, damn .... that must be what the mean by 'living hell' )

7/30/2008 8:35:02 PM

tracer

"anyone who is caught in or admits to adultery, homosexuality, pedophilia, underage sex, or premarital sex deserves death."


This would only leave 3 kinds of people behind:

1. Stuck-up Fundies who believe in saving themselves for marriage,

2. The socially awkward, and

3. Eunuchs.

7/30/2008 8:35:33 PM

Lectora

60%? Haha... sweetheart, you have a lot to learn.

And that whole deal about how no one would have the naughtiness if there were a death penalty... that is just dumb. The death penalty has been around for all of human history... has it eliminated murder yet? Has it eliminated ANY crimes yet? No.

You just want to appease your bloodthirsty-yet-oh-so-loving deity as well as your own demented bloodlust.

7/30/2008 8:36:06 PM

theTambo

just try and carry your twisted sentence, you fucking twat.

7/30/2008 8:37:31 PM

Doctor Whom

As far as Biblical death penalties are concerned, don't forget this.

7/30/2008 8:43:04 PM

John

Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate (strife), deceit, malignity; whisperers (gossips), Backbiters (slanderers), haters of God, despiteful (insolent), proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenant-breakers, without natural affection (heartless), implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.

7/30/2008 8:43:51 PM

Some Guy

Didn't you know that they found the nerd gene?!? Instead of being coded with the normal A, T, G, and C base pairs, it's all 1s and 0s.

7/30/2008 8:46:46 PM

Headache

Ignorance leads to stupidity which leads to religion.

7/30/2008 8:51:45 PM



It's appalling how many people there are out there wishing death on a large part of the population for things that are NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS!

7/30/2008 8:52:39 PM
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