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#1050288
aaa
You tripping balls.
11/4/2009 5:28:39 AM
#1050319
cthulhu
or maybe you are waiting for nothing
11/4/2009 5:54:46 AM
#1050416
my bags are packed and I'm ready to go!
Do you have a luggage allowance, like on airlines?
11/4/2009 7:53:13 AM
#1050418
JohnTheAtheist
Apparently your brain is not getting the same improvements as your senses.
11/4/2009 7:54:39 AM
#1131201
Mechtaur
"So, yes, my bags are packed and I'm ready to go!"
Feel free to leave at any time.
3/11/2010 7:52:54 PM
#1131203
SpacemanSpiff
These people need to be locked away.
3/11/2010 8:05:09 PM
#1131225
Swede
This may seem odd
Uh-huh, yeah it does, what a clarity you have there. And then you fall back into blithering stupidity again.
Those bags are getting kinda dusty now, aren't they?
With "exceedingly close", did you mean "any millennium now"? Jesus is about 2000 years late as it is, you know.
3/12/2010 1:13:13 AM
#1131227
louislois
JY11 is a vampire!!!
ZOMG! I <3 Twilight!!111!oneeleven!
3/12/2010 1:19:59 AM
#1163013
Tallyho
Are the bags still packed? or did you give up already?
5/31/2010 7:34:17 AM
#1163048
GigaGuess
Is it wrong that I would like to move an avid trumpet player across the street from her...?
5/31/2010 9:26:36 AM
#1163062
Philbert McAdamia
How I, too, wish the crapture was yesterday! It would be so much quieter here, now. Alas, it's tomorrow. Always tomorrow, like the sign at my bar that says "Free Beer Tomorrow", and it never comes.
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow...
5/31/2010 10:34:32 AM
#1163113
Amadaun
I honestly don't usually need to keep in mind that people are not aging backwards.
5/31/2010 1:38:24 PM
#1169138
EMT420
Someone's been swapping the communion crackers with Orange Sunshine again...
6/17/2010 12:33:07 PM
#1169146
Blasphemina
It's a brain tumor. Get to the ER pronto.
6/17/2010 12:59:30 PM
#1169159
Wozza
You are soooo fucking mental.
Guess everyone's good at something!
6/17/2010 2:49:44 PM
#1169173
Big Jilm
Nope - just Paranoid Schizophrenia there pal.
6/17/2010 3:52:38 PM
#1169436
Angua
Your bags are backed? You get to take stuff up with you during the Rapture? Strange, I always got the idea that your body ascended into heaven and left everything else behind. You know, the typical image of what's just happened after the rapture is a pile of clothes left behind and the person wearing them gone.
What would you need to pack for Heaven anyway? Isn't Heaven meant to be perfect? What could you bring that you'd need in a place that's perfect? Wouldn't God provide everything you need?
I. Don't. Understand.
6/18/2010 2:06:34 PM
#1169453
Allegory for Jesus
Sounds like JY11 has obtained incredibly lame superpowers. Obviously, the end is near.
6/18/2010 4:44:14 PM
#1169640
Anon-e-moose
"I'm very anxious and I wish the Rapture was yesterday. I've had a couple of "false starts" lately where I've thought I've heard a trumpet blast but alas it was just my imagination fueled by heightened anticipation."
Then I strongly suggest you don't watch any of the World Cup games. Those ever-present vuvuzelas sound very much like shofars, do they not?
"Keep in mind I am aging, not getting younger!"
Keep in mind, when you're on your deathbed, wheezing out your last, you had infinite opportunities in living a fulfilling and enjoyable life, but no. Instead you wasted that life by just praying & waiting, waiting & praying, praying & waiting ad infinium, ad nauseam, for a so-called (C)Rapture that never happened. Oh, and when the clock strikes midnight wherever you are JY11, keep this in mind too:
Every day the (C)Rapture hasn't happened, is one more day we Atheists are proved right.
6/19/2010 8:18:29 AM
#1236900
ShyFoxie
It's either the approach of the rapture or you're biopolar and currently in your manic phase...
12/22/2010 2:42:44 AM
#1236984
ThisTroper
And my cats have been meowing alot and I seem to see the numbers 117, 343 and 617 much more often. You know why? You're thinking about it.
12/22/2010 5:45:24 AM
#1237394
Justanotheratheist
Just be sure they weigh less than 20 kgs or you'll be charged extra.
Assuming you actually go anywhere. Which you won't.
12/23/2010 2:41:36 AM
#1237397
ChrisInManc
So, unlike most Rapturites who believe the world is a cess pit doomed to hell and is spiralling ever deeper down, this one in particular is noticing the beauty and wonder of the world at more than at any other time in his life... Then blows it all by STILL wanting to leave... So far, so close, as they say...
12/23/2010 2:53:00 AM
#1531118
Quantum Mechanic
jump
4/24/2013 3:49:09 PM
#1531152
Wtf is with packed bags? So you CAN take it with you??
4/24/2013 6:58:26 PM
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