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I'm very anxious and I wish the Rapture was yesterday. I've had a couple of "false starts" lately where I've thought I've heard a trumpet blast but alas it was just my imagination fueled by heightened anticipation.

This may seem odd, and may not be the correct thread for this, but over the last several months my 5 senses seem to be more acute than at any point in my life. I can hear noises that are farther away or are quieter than what I would normally hear clearly. My sense of smell has become the most acute. When walking outside, I am enjoying wonderful aromas that I have never smelled before and cannot identify. With outdoor flowers, I can smell them from a greater distance than ever. Keep in mind I am aging, not getting younger!

I and others here in the RR forum have mentioned how cloud formations seem especially unusual this year. In addition to that for me, it seems like the leaves and grass are more vividly green than ever before. In a nutshell, my senses--especially sight, hearing, and smell--have been suddenly sharpened.

My thought process regarding this increased sensory ability is that perhaps the Lord is giving me a preview of coming attractions so to speak. It could be a way of assuring me that He is at the door and that the Rapture is exceedingly close.

So, yes, my bags are packed and I'm ready to go!

JY11, RaptureReady 28 Comments [7/31/2008 9:03:15 AM]
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aaa

You tripping balls.

11/4/2009 5:28:39 AM

cthulhu

or maybe you are waiting for nothing

11/4/2009 5:54:46 AM



my bags are packed and I'm ready to go!

Do you have a luggage allowance, like on airlines?


11/4/2009 7:53:13 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Apparently your brain is not getting the same improvements as your senses.

11/4/2009 7:54:39 AM

Mechtaur

"So, yes, my bags are packed and I'm ready to go!"

Feel free to leave at any time.

3/11/2010 7:52:54 PM

SpacemanSpiff

These people need to be locked away.

3/11/2010 8:05:09 PM

Swede

This may seem odd
Uh-huh, yeah it does, what a clarity you have there. And then you fall back into blithering stupidity again.

Those bags are getting kinda dusty now, aren't they?
With "exceedingly close", did you mean "any millennium now"? Jesus is about 2000 years late as it is, you know.

3/12/2010 1:13:13 AM

louislois

JY11 is a vampire!!!

ZOMG! I <3 Twilight!!111!oneeleven!

3/12/2010 1:19:59 AM

Tallyho

Are the bags still packed? or did you give up already?

5/31/2010 7:34:17 AM

GigaGuess

Is it wrong that I would like to move an avid trumpet player across the street from her...?

5/31/2010 9:26:36 AM

Philbert McAdamia

How I, too, wish the crapture was yesterday! It would be so much quieter here, now. Alas, it's tomorrow. Always tomorrow, like the sign at my bar that says "Free Beer Tomorrow", and it never comes.
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow...

5/31/2010 10:34:32 AM

Amadaun

I honestly don't usually need to keep in mind that people are not aging backwards.

5/31/2010 1:38:24 PM

EMT420

Someone's been swapping the communion crackers with Orange Sunshine again...

6/17/2010 12:33:07 PM

Blasphemina

It's a brain tumor. Get to the ER pronto.

6/17/2010 12:59:30 PM

Wozza

You are soooo fucking mental.

Guess everyone's good at something!

6/17/2010 2:49:44 PM

Big Jilm

Nope - just Paranoid Schizophrenia there pal.

6/17/2010 3:52:38 PM

Angua

Your bags are backed? You get to take stuff up with you during the Rapture? Strange, I always got the idea that your body ascended into heaven and left everything else behind. You know, the typical image of what's just happened after the rapture is a pile of clothes left behind and the person wearing them gone.

What would you need to pack for Heaven anyway? Isn't Heaven meant to be perfect? What could you bring that you'd need in a place that's perfect? Wouldn't God provide everything you need?

I. Don't. Understand.

6/18/2010 2:06:34 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Sounds like JY11 has obtained incredibly lame superpowers. Obviously, the end is near.

6/18/2010 4:44:14 PM

Anon-e-moose

"I'm very anxious and I wish the Rapture was yesterday. I've had a couple of "false starts" lately where I've thought I've heard a trumpet blast but alas it was just my imagination fueled by heightened anticipation."

Then I strongly suggest you don't watch any of the World Cup games. Those ever-present vuvuzelas sound very much like shofars, do they not?

"Keep in mind I am aging, not getting younger!"

Keep in mind, when you're on your deathbed, wheezing out your last, you had infinite opportunities in living a fulfilling and enjoyable life, but no. Instead you wasted that life by just praying & waiting, waiting & praying, praying & waiting ad infinium, ad nauseam, for a so-called (C)Rapture that never happened. Oh, and when the clock strikes midnight wherever you are JY11, keep this in mind too:

Every day the (C)Rapture hasn't happened, is one more day we Atheists are proved right.

6/19/2010 8:18:29 AM

ShyFoxie

It's either the approach of the rapture or you're biopolar and currently in your manic phase...

12/22/2010 2:42:44 AM

ThisTroper

And my cats have been meowing alot and I seem to see the numbers 117, 343 and 617 much more often. You know why? You're thinking about it.

12/22/2010 5:45:24 AM

Justanotheratheist

Just be sure they weigh less than 20 kgs or you'll be charged extra.

Assuming you actually go anywhere. Which you won't.

12/23/2010 2:41:36 AM

ChrisInManc

So, unlike most Rapturites who believe the world is a cess pit doomed to hell and is spiralling ever deeper down, this one in particular is noticing the beauty and wonder of the world at more than at any other time in his life... Then blows it all by STILL wanting to leave... So far, so close, as they say...

12/23/2010 2:53:00 AM

Quantum Mechanic

jump

4/24/2013 3:49:09 PM



Wtf is with packed bags? So you CAN take it with you??

4/24/2013 6:58:26 PM
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