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Originally Posted by Jubilee on Earth
That's so funny! I was in bed the other night and about to fall asleep when I swear I thought I heard a trumpet in my head! I sat straight up and said, "I'M HERE!" Then...

Nothing happened. Except my hubby said, "What's wrong with you? Are you dreaming already? You've got to lay off the nighttime tea...")




THAT IS TOO FUNNY!! I keep doing the same thing! I keep turning the television down multiple times during the day/night because I think I hear "trumpets" blowing. I don't sleep well at night and awake at every little noise so needless to say, my head is always popping up and down! I live near RR tracks and I will hear the train whistle but not positive it's the train's whistle...it just might be it, I say to myself. My kids laugh every time I hit the "mute" button and smash my ear to the window!! I just keep saying, "It could be, and if not now, it's going to be soon!"

Maribeth, RaptureReady 18 Comments [7/31/2008 2:38:24 AM]
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Affine Connection

nope

And you're nuts.

12/22/2008 12:30:14 PM

Mad as a Hatter

Better have your water tested for lead levels.

12/22/2008 12:52:32 PM

Nate!

Another funny thing: you'll eventually need to have broken glass pulled out of your face because you're an idiot.

I too keep saying, "It could be, and if not now, it's going to be soon!"

12/22/2008 1:07:33 PM

rubber chicken

That is not funny in any way. That is merely sad. The idea that you will gleefully ignore the beauty and majesty of the world in which you live for such a short time in order to attempt to anticipate an event for which is there is absolutely no evidence, physically, scripturally or scientifically demonstrates that you are a complete waste of resources and space.
Get an education, do something with your life, make a difference to the here and now. Leave something for which you will be remembered and you will 'live' eternally.
Carry on the way you are and your death will go unnoticed and unremarked until your trailer park neighbours complain about the smell.

12/22/2008 1:14:01 PM

Ronni Bom

"It could be, and if not now, it's going to be soon!"

Yes.. right about now... no now... no now... in 2minutes i'm sure..

12/22/2008 1:24:23 PM

Canadiest

Is there a possible link between the rise of insomia, more sleeping medications on the market and the belief in the rapture?

12/22/2008 2:30:50 PM

Smashed Heads

Schizophrenia for jesus?

12/22/2008 2:36:10 PM

lisamariefan

I think you're deluding yourself. I mean, you're expecting these "trumpets" so much that you're imagining you're hearing them and can't distinguish between reality and what you though you heard.

3/18/2011 10:36:54 PM

Justanotheratheist

The rapture! Coming soon, to a lunatic asylum near you!

3/19/2011 12:21:09 AM

whatever

Are you saying Herb Alpert & The TJB are planning a comeback concert in a field near your house?

3/19/2011 2:29:32 PM

Sentry Gun

People like you kept saying that for thousands of years. What makes you think you will be right ?

4/11/2012 8:08:56 AM

ChrisInManc

"My kids laugh every time...", their faith weakened a little more, and their eyes opened to the stupidity of your beliefs and the reality in which they actually live. Maybe. I'm an optimist...

4/11/2012 8:13:56 AM

JohnTheAtheist

The fact that your own kids laught at you ought to tell you something.

4/11/2012 8:16:03 AM

CinnamonGull

Aural hallucinations are a serious matter, my lady. If I was you, I'd consult a neurologist immediately.

4/11/2012 8:52:10 AM

Vesus

Very sad. She has a family that probably relies on her, yet she's more interested in this fantasy of some magical other world.

Just as bad as the people who play World of Warcraft for days at a time.

3/8/2013 3:14:24 PM

Blarghonius

If your husband thinks tea causes auditory hallucinations, then you have some powerful stuff. Probably made from LSD and ground up dinosaur bones.

3/8/2013 5:34:39 PM

Sasha

It sounds like Jubilee and Maribeth are terrified that if they miss the sound of the trumpet, they'll be overlooked by God and forgotten here on Earth with the rest of the damned.

3/8/2013 8:27:45 PM

GigaGuess

Two things:
1.) If the end of the world was coming about, I sincerely doubt you'd miss it, so no need to jump up to any peep or sound.

2.) You are dedicating your life to keeping a constant, unending vigil for the end of time, yet us atheists are gloomy ones with no sense of self worth, and doing nothing with our lives. Right.

3/8/2013 11:39:57 PM
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