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Various aspects of the creation model such as the effects of the electromagnetic field, pink light, ultraviolet filtration, energized water, etc. have been incorporated into various products ( pink eyeglasses, energized water and stun guns) being sold to the general public.

Creation Evidence Museum, FSTDT 17 Comments [7/31/2008 7:07:44 PM]
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Submitted By: solomongrundy
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You never bothered to study Science, I guess.

8/24/2008 2:26:47 PM

aaa

What the fuck? Pink light?

9/3/2008 7:25:57 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Energized water?

Is that, like, with bourbon in it?

9/5/2008 11:14:22 AM

Freboy

You can have the energized water but I refuse to you claim the others in the name of the "creation model"!

9/5/2008 11:25:49 AM

David B.

So you really do look at the world through rose-tinted glasses then?

9/5/2008 12:14:15 PM

Agahnim

...Wha?

10/4/2011 4:31:34 PM

Blarghonius

"Energized water" is used to make... "energized water". Are you also going to tell me that they put salt in salt?

10/4/2011 5:36:19 PM

Tempus

"Energized water?"

Is that like "magic" water?

10/4/2011 11:46:43 PM

Anon-e-moose

@Quantum Mechanic (emphasis added):

"Energized water?

Is that, like, with bourbon in it?"

I prefer to dip mine in my cup of tea, thanks:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bourbon_biscuit

X3

...sorry, what was the question, CEM? Oh, you must be referring to Deuterium:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deuterium#Nuclear_properties_.28the_deuteron.29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deuterium#Nuclear_reactors

'Heavy Water' (as it's also referred to) was the basis of Nazi Germany's own atomic research; ultimately for use as a weapon. Thank fuck for Hitler's dismissal of what he called 'Jew Science', thus Albert Einstein's vital equations ensured that the Manhattan Project was successful, thus the US ultimately emerged as the only superpower.

...though what the fuck coloured lenses in glasses (although a cure for certain types of Dyslexia) and tasers have to do with Genesis in the Bible, I'll never know!

10/5/2011 9:07:01 AM

Dr. Shrinker

"Various aspects of the creation model...have been incorporated into various products...being sold to the general public."

I myself am often amazed at some of the things people would rather have than money.

10/5/2011 9:21:50 AM

Quantum Mechanic

People this stupid should be hunted down and killed.

6/13/2012 7:14:00 AM

whatever

Pink light? But that turns people gay, doesn't it? Are you sure the pink light wasn't a satanic interference?

6/13/2012 9:19:12 AM

Filin De Blanc

The existence of pink light is exclusive to creationism? What?

6/13/2012 10:07:46 AM

agentCDE

>creation model

lol wut

>electromagnetism, ultraviolet filtration
>aspects of the creation model

lol huh

You can keep your magic water woo, though.

6/13/2012 11:01:22 AM



Re: Quantum Mechanic

People this stupid should be hunted down and killed.

Wow, seriously? You think people should be killed for stupidity? You're no better than the fundies you like to mock.

6/13/2012 12:07:56 PM

Canadiest

Chapter and Verse or Bible inspired scientific discovery source please. It was bad enough when they claimed they used science, now they claim they invented the process, bullshit.

6/13/2012 1:07:21 PM

gimel

Is this 'pink light' of yours the same Dick described in "Vallis"? That WOULD explain a lot of things...

7/19/2013 1:59:51 PM
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