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Quote# 43935

In response to discovering the FSTDT site.

"This is why I have no interest in finding out what has been said about me. Nothing they have to say is kind, but neither does it matter. They may be laughing now, but how funny will they think our posts are when we're gone and they're left behind? Let them have their laughs. It doesn't affect my life in any way."

Jenniefleur, Good old Rap Ready 17 Comments [7/31/2008 11:45:32 PM]
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Thoths_Daughter

you know, if Heaven is full of you twits, I don't want to be raptured.
Hell sounds like much more fun

12/1/2008 12:33:08 AM

Joules

Oh, how I wish they would just go...

Imagine all the people, living life in peace.

(Yes, OK, I'm not quite that naive. But it would be a very good start.)


12/1/2008 1:17:41 AM

szaleniec

I'd love it if the Rapture cultists were right. The world would be measurably better without their influence.

12/1/2008 1:23:30 AM

Tomby Stone

I think Jenniefleur is cool and awesome.

12/1/2008 2:13:21 AM

G. Fieendish

Re: this thread
The difference between us, Jenniefleur, is that I will still exist on Earth, while you who are "raptured" might just end up as part of the stock on a extradimensional perfume counter...
(Nigel Kneale in his last Quatermass story, postulates a thinly disguised Rapture & the assoicated time of Tribulation, & has essentally has "The Rapturists", abeit in the form of the Planet People cult, who believe that "the Chosen" will be taken off earth, to a paradise on another world...
Later, he finds out/discovers/conjectures (Delete As Applicable), after analysing the remains of "The Rapturists", that are left behind, that a extradimensional lifeform, is essentally "Harvesting" humanity, for part of a condiment, or perfume, used by said lifeform...).

12/1/2008 3:35:40 AM

aaa

Hello, retards!

12/6/2008 2:27:07 PM

Xemnas

We're (at least not me) not mocking you and rest of your kind because of believing the Rapture. It's because the Rapture Ready cult are a group of nutcases who twist Christianity to fit their own views and label those who have different opinions as misinformed.

I hope a rapture does happen and it is you guys who get left behind. Maybe then, you will realize what mess you fell into.


12/6/2008 2:57:36 PM

boobiesandexplosions

I think JennieFleur is a crazy EO-housewife who lives in Staphorst

12/6/2008 3:33:11 PM

OhSoHappyNow...

Since I know you're reading:
It affects you, that is why what we say here keeps getting mentioned over there. You should believe in whatever you want, it is your right as a human. However, when you (personally- or as a member of a group of like minds) decide to morally judge other people (who are not associated with you or your group) based on your beliefs, and further try to impose those values on the rest of society- you are going to get a very well deserved negative reaction. It isn't just the fact that many people outside your religion find it bizarre/illogical/humorous- they find it dangerous, and insulting. So before you go getting your feelings hurt, think about why other people might say the things they say. Don't get the idea that they don't understand either. Many people were raised with the same beliefs as you, or have studied your religion and have decided beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is wrong for them because they cannot rationalize it. They are just as entitled to that decision as you are to hold to your beliefs.

12/6/2008 4:40:56 PM

The Lazy One

Hi Jenniefleur! :)

See, we're all nice here.

12/6/2008 6:31:28 PM

MozMode

ROFL...

If it doesn't affect you, why are you commenting about it?

12/6/2008 6:58:00 PM

Canadiest

One of the funniest aspects of Rapturites is their concept of our world with them gone. It may be the promised Heaven is here

12/7/2008 3:11:05 PM

Ducky

Actually, for Rapture Ready, this isn't that bad.

10/25/2010 10:51:41 AM

LDM

Don't you find it the least bit odd that the only requirement for getting raptured is to suck up to some 2000 year old dead guy? You know, cult leaders use the same tactic-worship me, and I'll promise you all sorts of wonderful things. Yet all they do is steal your money, cut you off from your families and turn you into their slaves.

If you must center your whole life around Jesus, at least stick to his true message-love one another, be honest and kind, and help others. And live your life, instead of cowering away from all the "evil" in the world, and obsessing with some fantasy that will never happen. Trust me, you'll notice a difference.


12/11/2010 5:21:17 AM

Anon-e-moose

"This is why I have no interest in finding out what has been said about me."

But I bet you Google-searched your screename, just to see what we'd said about you, as others at Ruptured Retards have eh, you little 9th Commandment-breaker you?! After all, according to Buzzardnuts, how are you going to earn your golden crown if you don't know you're being 'Persecuted'?

"Nothing they have to say is kind, but neither does it matter."

PROTIP: There's Christians who are commenters in FSTDT. And in the grand, human race scheme of things, neither do you matter. Not while you & your ilk continue to believe the insane right-wing delusional bullshit you do.

"They may be laughing now, but how funny will they think our posts are when we're gone and they're left behind? Let them have their laughs. It doesn't affect my life in any way."

And when you're on your deathbed, wheezing out your last, and your J-man hasn't sucked you off, then you realse, before brain-death by hypoxia sets in, that everything you'd been taught to 'believe' was a lie, how funny will you think that'll be? All the while, I'll be whispering in your ear...:

'Where is your 'God' now bitch?'

And even now, we're still laughing:



Because we know that, like we Atheists, you'll end up cold & rotting in a box. Wormfoodsville. Population: You.. Then the only way you'll affect our lives is, at least, you'll serve a practical purpose by fertilising the Earth, so that future generations of people can appreciate the plants, trees etc that'll have fed off the nutrients supplied by your rotting corpse.

And laugh at how stupid you & your ilk were, to have 'believed' in a so called (C)Rapture. That never happened.

12/11/2010 10:38:50 AM

Anon

If we remove the bit about the Rapture, this actually sounds like a relatively reasonable live-and-let-live attitude.

12/11/2010 2:25:45 PM

Anon-e-moose

Clicking the quote link, it says 'No Thread specified'.

So apparently Buzzardnuts, Mr(Wo)Mannn etc don't think FSTDT matters, nor does it affect them in any way enough to delete that thread.

Funny that. And not in a 'funny-ha-ha' way, neither. Anyway, we have the quote saved for all time, therefore we're still laughing.

At how worked up and 'affected' you supposedly non-caring Ruptured Retardians are about what we say about you.

Otherwise, if you thought that we 'didn't matter', nor what we said 'affected you', that quoted thread would still exist, eh? But the fact you consider what we say does matter, and you do care, means said thread doesn't exist.

Rather like your 'God', eh Ruptured Retards?

But unlike your so-called 'God', we at FSTDT do exist. And we'll continue to laugh at you Fundies Saying The Darndest Things.

>:D

12/13/2010 10:06:58 AM
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