!!!!! and ... makes me sound smart
8/1/2008 8:22:02 PM
I'll take Babbling Idiot for $200, Alex.
8/1/2008 8:28:40 PM
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUUUT!!!!
8/1/2008 9:11:14 PM
Poe Expert (Done 316 Poe things)
Your're punctuation privileges are now denied.
8/1/2008 9:22:45 PM
8/1/2008 9:33:06 PM
You think animals are dead people?
8/1/2008 9:42:38 PM
Animals are dead people? Wait, reincarnation?
8/1/2008 9:52:06 PM
Holy shit, so much stupid. I don't even think you'd have to defend evolution or big bang cosmology to this person; it'd just go over her head.
Also, "jons babe"? Fucking seriously? Could you possibly be a more stereotypical female fundie than to define yourself by the man you're fucking?
8/1/2008 11:30:08 PM
Norwegian Land Squid
oh my god your so smat by putin in lots of queston marks an eclamatn mars and mispelin wrods!!!!!!!!??????????
8/2/2008 1:33:57 AM
I'm pretty sure this stupid piece of evolutionary mistake is insinuating that if you don't believe in heaven, you must believe in reincarnation. And demonstrating a poor grasp of that, as well.
8/2/2008 8:35:32 AM
"and the bible makes the world make since"
8/2/2008 11:43:00 AM
What is it with "sense/since" these days?
Hukd on fonix much?
8/2/2008 1:10:15 PM
WHAT .... THA.......FUK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
9/4/2008 11:59:59 PM
Must be all those monkeys banging away on all those keyboards. They're getting closer.
9/5/2008 12:20:42 AM
"bible makes the world make since"
9/7/2008 6:37:25 PM
Yes, because I'm really going to question my beliefs over some girl who can't spell for shit and refers to herself as "jon's babe".
9/15/2008 9:29:55 AM
There was no air before the Big bang, and atheists have no problem with you believing in God causing the big bang, they just don't think a God is needed for the big bang considering that God 'just exists' and hence instead of there being a God, the universe can just as easily 'just exist'.
You kind of have no idea what you're talking about after that first part.
9/15/2008 10:33:24 AM
When the hell did zombie animals come into this?
12/14/2009 5:46:17 PM
Started off making some sense, albeit completely wrong, then it morphed into senseless drivel.
12/14/2009 5:47:32 PM
You. You have lost your question mark, ellipses, and exclamation mark priveleges for the day. Please hand in your keyboard.
By the way, the big bang theory is not a "who". It's an event. It describes something that happened, it is not a sentient being.
And it wouldn't have happened in midair. There wouldn't have been any air for it to happen in. Heck, as far as I understand it, there wouldn't even be any space for it to happen in, because the big bang theory also describes the expansion of space.
And how are animals dead people? I guess if you believe in reincarnation . . . but most atheists don't . . . well, there are some Buddhists out there who don't believe in a God but believe in reincarnation, I guess.
Even if reincarnation existed, and most atheists believed in it, most animals still wouldn't be able to talk because they don't have a human voice box.
Any possibility that this is a poe?
12/14/2009 6:17:20 PM
I call Poe.
12/14/2009 7:58:07 PM
Crack is a hell of a drug, isn't it?
12/14/2009 8:38:47 PM
"why dont animals talk since you kno"
You mean like a talking sanake?
12/14/2009 9:42:54 PM
jons babe's idiocy disproves intelligent design. There is no way an intelligent being could create something incapable of basic spelling, grammar, or logic.
7/14/2010 9:38:22 PM
"the bible is a proven fact of history"
Riiiiigght. That's why there's no actual proof for what it says except for itself, which is not actual proof.
Circular logic is circular
7/14/2010 10:31:12 PM