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To the aitheist.....?

since you say.....there is no god....who created the earth???...oh....the bigbang theory....well how could that happen????couldnt happen in just midair!!!!why dont animals talk since you kno.......they are people just dead ppl!!!!ewwwww......dead walking animals!!!!do you really believe there is no god when the bible is a proven fact of history and the bible makes the world make since....unlike this crap that there is no god and evolution is real and we are really monkeys!!!!!!idiots!

jons babe, Yahoo Answers 33 Comments [7/31/2008 11:40:06 PM]
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Submitted By: FundieFinder
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!!!!! and ... makes me sound smart

8/1/2008 8:22:02 PM

Bryan65

I'll take Babbling Idiot for $200, Alex.

8/1/2008 8:28:40 PM

Mr. Vorhias

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUUUT!!!!

8/1/2008 9:11:14 PM

Poe Expert (Done 316 Poe things)

Your're punctuation privileges are now denied.

8/1/2008 9:22:45 PM

Grigadil

Keyboard gumbo.

8/1/2008 9:33:06 PM

Lainey

You think animals are dead people?


Whut?

8/1/2008 9:42:38 PM

AuraTwilight

Animals are dead people? Wait, reincarnation?

SATANIST.

8/1/2008 9:52:06 PM

StridentLobster

Holy shit, so much stupid. I don't even think you'd have to defend evolution or big bang cosmology to this person; it'd just go over her head.

Also, "jons babe"? Fucking seriously? Could you possibly be a more stereotypical female fundie than to define yourself by the man you're fucking?

8/1/2008 11:30:08 PM

Norwegian Land Squid

oh my god your so smat by putin in lots of queston marks an eclamatn mars and mispelin wrods!!!!!!!!??????????

8/2/2008 1:33:57 AM

Lithp

I'm pretty sure this stupid piece of evolutionary mistake is insinuating that if you don't believe in heaven, you must believe in reincarnation. And demonstrating a poor grasp of that, as well.

8/2/2008 8:35:32 AM

Harry

"and the bible makes the world make since"

Oh, obviously.

8/2/2008 11:43:00 AM

Grigadil

What is it with "sense/since" these days?

Hukd on fonix much?

8/2/2008 1:10:15 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

WHAT .... THA.......FUK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

9/4/2008 11:59:59 PM

Darwin

Must be all those monkeys banging away on all those keyboards. They're getting closer.

9/5/2008 12:20:42 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"bible makes the world make since"

Since when?

idiot

9/7/2008 6:37:25 PM



Yes, because I'm really going to question my beliefs over some girl who can't spell for shit and refers to herself as "jon's babe".
Fuck wit.

9/15/2008 9:29:55 AM

Mitch

There was no air before the Big bang, and atheists have no problem with you believing in God causing the big bang, they just don't think a God is needed for the big bang considering that God 'just exists' and hence instead of there being a God, the universe can just as easily 'just exist'.

You kind of have no idea what you're talking about after that first part.

9/15/2008 10:33:24 AM



When the hell did zombie animals come into this?

12/14/2009 5:46:17 PM

louislois

Started off making some sense, albeit completely wrong, then it morphed into senseless drivel.

12/14/2009 5:47:32 PM

Angua

You. You have lost your question mark, ellipses, and exclamation mark priveleges for the day. Please hand in your keyboard.

By the way, the big bang theory is not a "who". It's an event. It describes something that happened, it is not a sentient being.

And it wouldn't have happened in midair. There wouldn't have been any air for it to happen in. Heck, as far as I understand it, there wouldn't even be any space for it to happen in, because the big bang theory also describes the expansion of space.

And how are animals dead people? I guess if you believe in reincarnation . . . but most atheists don't . . . well, there are some Buddhists out there who don't believe in a God but believe in reincarnation, I guess.

Even if reincarnation existed, and most atheists believed in it, most animals still wouldn't be able to talk because they don't have a human voice box.

Any possibility that this is a poe?

12/14/2009 6:17:20 PM

TheDoc

I call Poe.

12/14/2009 7:58:07 PM

agentCDE

Crack is a hell of a drug, isn't it?

12/14/2009 8:38:47 PM

Moondog

"why dont animals talk since you kno"
You mean like a talking sanake?

12/14/2009 9:42:54 PM

WickedWitch

jons babe's idiocy disproves intelligent design. There is no way an intelligent being could create something incapable of basic spelling, grammar, or logic.

7/14/2010 9:38:22 PM

J.K.

"the bible is a proven fact of history"

Riiiiigght. That's why there's no actual proof for what it says except for itself, which is not actual proof.

Circular logic is circular

7/14/2010 10:31:12 PM
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