(Among other things, will you clean your house for the Rapture was one question.)
Too funny! About the cleaning...no way, let them have it! I've cleaned for 25 years and now, I just don't care. I've gone from cleanaholic to "walk-over-it-holic. I speed too much time here at RR to be able to get anything else done.
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If you ever clean your house again it will be a sign of your faith slipping.
Please send me a picture of your place in ten years' time.
EDIT: Wow that whole thread is gold! There's a couple of fundies living next to railroad tracks thinking the whistle on every passing train is the Final Trumpet! There's the guy who t urns his TV down "multiple times during the day/night" because he thinks he can hear the trumpet, and the guy who slows his car every time he hears this thundery sound on the radio "so you don't leave a moving unattended vehicle".
You know, aside from the death cult aspect of her slovenliness, I really can't criticize her particularly harshly, in that I too could care less about cleaning and spend much of day on the intertubes. So...yeah....
"I speed too much time here at RR to be able to get anything else done."
Hell, I spend too much time just reading the highlights.
I can testify that you don't need faith or delusions to have crap everywhere.
I should probably clean my room, considering how much longer I'll be in it, stepping around everything.
You piss your whole life away waiting for something that will never happen.
This is a serious question for anybody at Rapture Ready: How many unbelievers and "baby Christians" have you run off? Some of you abandon your studies, you won't buy wood and oil for the winter, and now you won't even pick up after yourselves. And this is the religion you want other people to follow? You're either a sad bunch of idiots, or the message board is one big elaborate Poe.
I've gone from cleanaholic to "walk-over-it-holic.
Tell me about it. After a few tokes I couldn't care less about the housework. Of course, I still have to do it or my loving wife will insert her dainty foot into my ass at a speed approaching Mach 3. In fact I steam cleaned the carpets this very day.
...I just don't care.
Yeah...I don't care about your domestic activities either. If I spent the rest of my life searching I seriously doubt that I could find anyone who cared about your attitude toward household chores.
After reading the thread... What is going on in the minds of some of these people is bordering on a mental disorder, they are so detached from reality, and basing in all on a doctrine that isn't even in the damn holy book! It's pathetic, it's people setting themselves up for a huge disappointment.
It's akin to thinking
"I just know I'm going to win the $1 billion lotto any day now ."
And then basing your entire life around that thought.
I knew a fundie in high school who was afraid to dance at the school dance because the rapture might happen before she could pray for forgivness.
And when she finally dies years from now nobody will realize it for two months, and when the police break into her house to find out why the mail is piling up in her mailbox they'll have to wend their way between stacks of old newspapers up to the ceiling...and a dead cat or seven...you see it in the papers all the time, I wonder how many of those people believed in the Rapture.
So that's the excuse. What about submitting to your husband? Does he appreciate this time spent on the intertubes rather than cookin & cleanin?
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@ DaMentalFunism
he guy who slows his car every time he hears this thundery sound on the radio "so you don't leave a moving unattended vehicle"
I think we have a bunch of those in my town. Fucking freeway and they're going up and down between 70k/45mph and 120k/70mph. The speed limits 100k/60mph. Drives me up a wall, and makes me wish I owned a Dodge Ram.
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@ Giveitaday
What is going on in the minds of some of these people is bordering on a mental disorder,
Actually a lot of them have lost children, and a number of them openly admit to being committed at one time in their life. So I definitely wouldn't say they're bordering on insanity, they're in it's full grasp.
I can go a week or two without cleaning, but after that I'm really feeling gross! No matter what I believe in, I'd like to live in a somewhat clean environment (ans in this case I just mean house)
Add, do you think filthy scum like you will get raptured - you abandoned your female duties! Punishment waiting for you right around the corner! So, grab that sponge and mop and get of your lazy ass!
HA HA HA!
Oh man, Maribeth, please end up like one of those inter-knobs who net themselves to death in cyber cafes. It'd be super to read about that level of stupidity from a community that prides itself on such ignorance.
"I speed too much time here at RR to be able to get anything else done"
4chan has it's t/a/rds, RR has it's R/a/pt/a/rds. Both spend inordinate (and thus unhealthy) amounts of time on internet boards. One trolling each other, the other going 'Me too! Me too!'. One NEETs ('Not in Employment, Education or Training'), the other PRATs ('Praying Rapturously and Arse-Talking').
Both slovenly. Both circlejerks. Both useless.
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