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(I'm just wanting this fucking election over already.)

Putin wants Barack as President.
Castro wants Barack as President.
Ahmajinidad wants Barack as President.
Kadafi wants Barack as President.
Kim Jong Il wants Barack as President.
Chavez wants Barack as President.
Bin Laden wants Barack as President.

Should we?

Sultan of Swing, Topix (This place is really bad) 47 Comments [8/1/2008 9:10:14 PM]
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AnonCoward23

[Citation needed]

8/1/2008 9:17:29 PM

Smith

Well, maybe if America wants Barack as President.

8/1/2008 9:18:13 PM

Happymealungen

The KKK Are against torturing innocent little puppies, so we must poke their eyes out.

8/1/2008 9:19:12 PM

Grigadil

Damn near everybody in the world would agree with them, for one reason or another.

8/1/2008 9:20:34 PM

Jay-Sus

Bin Laden? What the Hell? What's next Satan? Hitler's ghost?

8/1/2008 9:21:05 PM

Doctor Whom

The USSR was anti-gay.
Robert Mugabe is anti-gay.
The Islamofascists are anti-gay.
Cuba is anti-gay

Should we be?

8/1/2008 9:21:08 PM

Papabear

Papabear wants Barack as President.


I don't have much/any respect for the people on your list, but that doesn't mean they are ALWAYS wrong. After all, Hitler shot himself. Plus, GWB, a brain-dead asshat, wants McCain as President.

8/1/2008 9:28:44 PM

FUNdy!

Was that the Evil G8 summit where they made their picks?

8/1/2008 9:29:02 PM

Funk

Not fundy. Not even religious. The logic's flawed, but I wouldn't even say this is particularly bad compared to most of the conservative rhetoric that gets submitted here.

8/1/2008 9:31:24 PM

Shadoom

Osama has a beard
Lenin had a beard
Che had a beard
Saddam had a beard

Should we?

Or maybe

Osama breaths air
Hitler breathed air
Every evil dictator who ever lived breathed air

Should we?

8/1/2008 9:31:47 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Should we?

Yes - because I want Barack as president, too.

But, I don't think all those bad guys on the list have weighed in on our upcoming election. Bin Laden, for one, would probably prefer McCain to serve out Bush's third term — since Bush did so much to boost Al Quaida recruitment.

8/1/2008 9:31:47 PM

Giveitaday

And your privvy to this information how? Did you just call these guys up to chat? I didn't think so. You're an idiot.

8/1/2008 9:32:42 PM



You are a lying idiot, GOP toadie asslick. Putin loves Bush and his henchmen, they allowed him to put communism back in Russia, that Reagan, Daddy Bush, and Clinton had all but destroyed. Bin laden claimed credit for Bush's re-election and said that Bush has done more to aid Arab terrorism worldwide than anything except Israel. Kim Jong loves Bush because he has ignored him while concentrating on Iraq. Castro wants his nap, he's too old to give a shit. Kadafi could care less. Chavez hates Bush(who tried to have him assassinated) so I guess you are right about that one.

8/1/2008 9:43:49 PM

nfp

Don't forget France, Germany, Britain, Australia, Canada, and a good chunk of the United States.

8/1/2008 9:51:48 PM

myheadhurts

Coming to their senses are they?

8/1/2008 9:54:36 PM

aaa

I think we have a vein of crazy.

8/1/2008 10:10:44 PM

Goosey

Islamic terrorists wanted Bush to be reelected.

They said that Kerry couldn't possibly do as bad an anti-terrorism job as Bush, so they wanted Bush to be reelected*.

Should you have?


*This is actually true.

8/1/2008 10:51:12 PM

Felis >:3

Gordon Brown wants Barack as President.

Now, consider that above statement: it probably means that having Barack as President IS a bad idea after all; Brown hasn't made a single good move since he entered Number 10, and so if he wants something, it's probably bloody bad by default!

8/1/2008 11:17:30 PM

approximate

Vote for Ron Paul. Split that Republican vote.

8/1/2008 11:30:16 PM

hmcook87

Perhaps these people SAY they want Barack as president, did it not occur to this guy that they might LIE? Use reverse psycology to get America to vote another stupid rich old white man into office?

8/2/2008 12:11:00 AM

Capn' Mel

Capn' Mel wants Barak for President.

8/2/2008 12:40:18 AM

John

The whole world wants Barack as President. They can't wait to get rid of GWB and his worthless gun-slinging policies. Neither can 80% of America. What's the point?

8/2/2008 12:46:17 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Saddam Hussein liked puppies.
Hitler liked puppies.
Stalin liked puppies.
Rasputin liked puppies.

I do not like those people.
Therefore, puppies are instruments of Satan.

Thumbs up.


8/2/2008 1:04:19 AM

LadyJafaria

I'll give you a free pass on "Kadafi" because at this point I'm not even sure HE knows which spelling of his name to use, but your mangled version of "Ahmedinejad" has got to go. You wouldn't look all that much smarter, but with people like you every little bit helps.

8/2/2008 1:49:31 AM

ID82

Uh? How do you know this? Seems the sultan of swing has personally met and talked with each one.

8/2/2008 2:06:26 AM
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