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well first of all it is against the bible to be Gay. If they say they are born with it, They are just confused. It seems that you people that think it's okay are really going against the bible here... I see we are living in dark times!

Tannie, Memegen 31 Comments [8/2/2008 9:07:02 AM]
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agentCDE

Turn on a fucking lightbulb and join us in the 21st century then.

8/2/2008 9:07:27 AM

Freboy

This world has seen plagues, world wars, natural disasters and genocides.

You think gay marriages are a dark portent? Grow a spine.

8/2/2008 9:11:23 AM

Jay-Sus

You're in the 21st century now asshat. Accept it or kill yourself if you don't.

8/2/2008 10:06:12 AM

WhyDontYou.Org.UK

Yeah, you might want to check your calendar. It hasn't been the fourteenth century for quite some time.

8/2/2008 10:24:47 AM

Mortok

What an original and persuasive argument. I'm certainly convinced.

8/2/2008 10:38:07 AM

anevilmeme

Never mind the fact that homosexual behavior has been observed in dozens of other species, no gays are just confused or mad a God. What century are you living in?

8/2/2008 10:44:37 AM

Mandy

Right. So that means eating shellfish is out, it's going against the Bible. So is wearing mixed fabrics.

8/2/2008 10:53:42 AM

aaa

You can get a lamp, and join the information age.

8/2/2008 11:11:33 AM

kingoftheheavies

Oh noes! Not teh age of enlightenment!

8/2/2008 12:32:25 PM

Nowonmai

No Tannie, it says "Man shall not lie with man as he would lie with woman". That means standing and kneeling is ok.

As for dark times, turn a fucking light on, and pull your head out of that 2000+ yr old book of fables and dessert dwellers rules.

8/2/2008 12:33:44 PM

Thundersqueaks

"well first of all it is against the bible to be Gay."

So?

"If they say they are born with it, They are just confused."

Because you really know what causes the gay, right?

"It seems that you people that think it's okay are really going against the bible here..."

So?

"I see we are living in dark times!"

Not nearly as dark as they have been.

8/2/2008 1:00:22 PM

Xotan

HI Tannie,

Fuck you and fuck your Bible that you have never read.

Have a nice fundie day, if you can see it for the dark times YOU are living in. Personally I prefer the light of reason and rationality.

8/2/2008 1:18:08 PM

Porky Pine

No, if we were using the Bible to run our lives, then it'd be the dark times.

8/2/2008 1:47:45 PM

Katsuro

"...it is against the bible to be Gay"

So you worship the Bible then, not God? I knew it!

8/2/2008 3:03:47 PM

Beeblebrox

I see we are living in dark times!

No, no! You've got it all twisted around. First came the Dark Ages, then the Renaissance. After that we got the Industrial Revolution followed by the Enlightenment. The 21st century is generally labelled as the "Information Age".

I can see how, without that quick reference guide, one might become confused about which era one finds ones' self in.

8/2/2008 3:34:22 PM

werewolf

It is?

And it's against The Sillmarillion to be a balrog.

8/2/2008 4:00:29 PM

doomie 22

"I see we are living in dark times!"
No, you're just sitting in a dark room. Turn a light on.

8/2/2008 5:16:01 PM

Feminazi

well first of all it is against the bible to be Gay.
It's against the bible to get a divorce too, but that dosen't stop countless christian couples from getting one.

It seems that you people that think it's okay are really going against the bible here...
Women who were pants go agianst the bible, but you don't bitch at them.

I see we are living in dark times!
The dark times were ruled by the bible. Sorry.

8/2/2008 5:39:30 PM

solomongrundy

Beeblebrox wrote
After that we got the Industrial Revolution followed by the Enlightenment.

Beg pardon?

8/2/2008 5:40:55 PM

Old Viking

Oh, no, not against the Bible!

8/2/2008 8:02:20 PM



And, outside the Bible, is there any other reason for believing that?. Jesus made absolutely no comment on that. Paul was fairly laconic and just a man and the old testament, apart from scarce and ambiguous, says other nonsense such as abominations like mixed fabrics and lobster.

8/2/2008 8:10:31 PM

Somegie

Yes, truly when Christianity had a stronger influence on how the world was run it was much better.

Say, have you been keeping your sabbath day holy enough, or have you been doing bad things like cooking food and driving a car? And while we're on the subject, when is your sabbath day. Do you really follow the Bible or did you let the pope decide your god picked the wrong day? And for one more step, does your day begin at sunrise, because the Bible says God separated the light from the darkness, proving that darkness was there first, causing night to be first.

Starting the day in the morning goes against the Bible. So perhaps you should be living in dark times, no?

8/2/2008 9:06:56 PM

Headache

Throw the bible in the garbage can and you'll see the light at the end of the tunnel.

8/2/2008 9:57:36 PM

ID82

If you say you are born into a religion you are just confused.

8/2/2008 10:36:09 PM



According to Christianity, people are ALREADY born going to hell, so you have to wonder why they are so against the idea that homosexuality is inborn.

Hint-they know their theology is full of shit.

8/2/2008 11:11:15 PM
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