child watching pornography != child pornography.
Coincidentally, real animals have boobies too.
8/2/2008 4:07:08 AM
I'd be embarrassed that this idiot is in the same country as me, but then, he is in Calgary.
8/2/2008 4:08:23 AM
Are you kidding me.
8/2/2008 4:15:52 AM
Child pronography is pornography with children.
8/2/2008 4:16:19 AM
He's in my city!
White pages says there's a 50% chance he lives within eyeshot of my house!
WHAT DO I DO, FSTDT?
Edit: He's 18, so he probably hasn't moved out yet..so he wouldn't be listed...
I shall find him, and bitchslap him for this comment.
8/2/2008 4:26:53 AM
You fail at word order/meaning.
8/2/2008 4:27:00 AM
I don't think this quote is fundie.
8/2/2008 4:31:16 AM
Not fundie, but still RAGE
8/2/2008 4:40:44 AM
You do realize that kids can use Play-doh to do the same?
8/2/2008 4:40:45 AM
So if I create a play-doh dick... it's child porno?
8/2/2008 4:42:00 AM
What isn't fundie about this?
It's a perfect example of the black-and-white thinking they use, combined with the lack of any cognitive ability to perceive a world in which their rules don't apply.
Not everything has to be religious to be fundie!
8/2/2008 4:47:42 AM
Isn't that like saying crayons or finger paints are "very similar to child pornography" because kids can use them to produce "dirty" pictures?
8/2/2008 4:49:23 AM
I take it you're one of those people that make monsters that look like penises.
8/2/2008 4:51:58 AM
And bestiality is when animals watch porn.
8/2/2008 5:03:20 AM
Next, they'll combine evilution to porno, what will these fundies think of next?
8/2/2008 5:13:30 AM
When I was 14 I created a naked girl in Plasticine. LET'S BAN PLASTICINE!
8/2/2008 5:16:48 AM
8/2/2008 5:21:29 AM
...then again he's 18 and from Calgary, Alberta.
8/2/2008 5:26:22 AM
And here I was, less than an hour ago, bitching about how I wanted to move back to Calgary.
Considering that the people making the bobbie and willie monsters are probably kids, I would not call this pornography. Immaturity, sure, but hell we were all there once.
8/2/2008 5:28:27 AM
Oh, come on. Any time anything has an in-game design function--decals, monsters, whatever--the first thing anyone will make will be a wang. It's basically a natural law.
8/2/2008 5:48:28 AM
What the hell?
8/2/2008 6:21:35 AM
JESUS PLEASE COME SOON
Calgary? Oh god, this assclown lives in my city...
edit: Yeah, I'd defend my city from all the "It's Calgary, what do you expect?" comments, but the reality is that Calgary is full of conservative douchebags. We're the Texas of Canada D:
8/2/2008 6:44:46 AM
Canada has a Texas? Fuck. Man, I was thinking I'd just hop the border when the Idiot Uprising started, but fuck. They're everywhere.
8/2/2008 7:13:42 AM
agentCDE: Try Vancouver; specifically, the eastern part of the city. I'm not when a Conservative (in any of the party's various incarnations) was last elected in an East Vancouver riding.
8/2/2008 7:22:45 AM
Better ban all drawing materials, after all someone could draw a naked woman with them.
I cant wait for the full game to come out - fundies will go mad since it has evilution in it.
8/2/2008 8:15:50 AM