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(Some people have been using the Spore Creature Creator to make monsters shaped like boobies and willies. Thank goodness for squeamish pleas for censorship'.)

"I consider this very similar to child pornography, at least to the extent of distributing the material to children," 18-year-old Michael James from Calgary, Alberta, told CNN.

Michael James, CNN 50 Comments [8/2/2008 4:05:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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anonymous_troy

child watching pornography != child pornography.

Coincidentally, real animals have boobies too.

8/2/2008 4:07:08 AM

dpareja

I'd be embarrassed that this idiot is in the same country as me, but then, he is in Calgary.

8/2/2008 4:08:23 AM

Osiris

Are you kidding me.

8/2/2008 4:15:52 AM

LOLWUT

Child pronography is pornography with children.

8/2/2008 4:16:19 AM

t3h_fuhr3r

Christ!
He's in my city!
White pages says there's a 50% chance he lives within eyeshot of my house!
WHAT DO I DO, FSTDT?
Edit: He's 18, so he probably hasn't moved out yet..so he wouldn't be listed...
I shall find him, and bitchslap him for this comment.

8/2/2008 4:26:53 AM

nfp

You fail at word order/meaning.

8/2/2008 4:27:00 AM

Anaseum

I don't think this quote is fundie.

8/2/2008 4:31:16 AM

jc

Not fundie, but still RAGE

8/2/2008 4:40:44 AM

Lunalelle

You do realize that kids can use Play-doh to do the same?

8/2/2008 4:40:45 AM

Mike

O.o wtf?

So if I create a play-doh dick... it's child porno?

8/2/2008 4:42:00 AM

Robbie

What isn't fundie about this?

It's a perfect example of the black-and-white thinking they use, combined with the lack of any cognitive ability to perceive a world in which their rules don't apply.

Not everything has to be religious to be fundie!

8/2/2008 4:47:42 AM

pete

Isn't that like saying crayons or finger paints are "very similar to child pornography" because kids can use them to produce "dirty" pictures?

8/2/2008 4:49:23 AM

Jay-Sus

I take it you're one of those people that make monsters that look like penises.

8/2/2008 4:51:58 AM

Quaffer

And bestiality is when animals watch porn.

8/2/2008 5:03:20 AM

Malkavian Jeff

Next, they'll combine evilution to porno, what will these fundies think of next?

8/2/2008 5:13:30 AM

fmitchell

When I was 14 I created a naked girl in Plasticine. LET'S BAN PLASTICINE!

8/2/2008 5:16:48 AM

Ken1971

Fucking idiot.

8/2/2008 5:21:29 AM



...then again he's 18 and from Calgary, Alberta.

8/2/2008 5:26:22 AM

Antichrist

And here I was, less than an hour ago, bitching about how I wanted to move back to Calgary.

Considering that the people making the bobbie and willie monsters are probably kids, I would not call this pornography. Immaturity, sure, but hell we were all there once.

8/2/2008 5:28:27 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Oh, come on. Any time anything has an in-game design function--decals, monsters, whatever--the first thing anyone will make will be a wang. It's basically a natural law.

8/2/2008 5:48:28 AM

WMDKitty

What the hell?

8/2/2008 6:21:35 AM

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON

Calgary? Oh god, this assclown lives in my city...

edit: Yeah, I'd defend my city from all the "It's Calgary, what do you expect?" comments, but the reality is that Calgary is full of conservative douchebags. We're the Texas of Canada D:

8/2/2008 6:44:46 AM

agentCDE

Canada has a Texas? Fuck. Man, I was thinking I'd just hop the border when the Idiot Uprising started, but fuck. They're everywhere.

8/2/2008 7:13:42 AM

dpareja

agentCDE: Try Vancouver; specifically, the eastern part of the city. I'm not when a Conservative (in any of the party's various incarnations) was last elected in an East Vancouver riding.

8/2/2008 7:22:45 AM

IanC

Better ban all drawing materials, after all someone could draw a naked woman with them.

I cant wait for the full game to come out - fundies will go mad since it has evilution in it.

8/2/2008 8:15:50 AM
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