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But since I switched to Satan I haven't had a single dropped call.
8/1/2008 9:19:53 PM
This totally reeks of satire to me...
8/1/2008 9:22:04 PM
8/1/2008 9:23:46 PM
Full Metal Geneticist
Look, I only got those messages when I was going out with someone... Who the hell gets random ones?
Besides Satan gives free minutes...
8/1/2008 9:23:58 PM
Uh, I don't think this is serious.
8/1/2008 9:24:49 PM
It's not serious, but it's satire by a fundie.
8/1/2008 9:25:50 PM
STR is a troll. 1 star.
8/1/2008 9:26:27 PM
Fundies are cute when they try satire.
8/1/2008 9:26:55 PM
But if I switch to Satan mobile I get free minutes, unlimited roaming time and no dropped calls. And what's this shit about murder of a pre-born?
8/1/2008 9:31:42 PM
Well known parody blog.
8/1/2008 9:33:39 PM
I'm pretty sure this is a Poe, even if it's a fundie pretending to be even more fundie.
8/1/2008 9:34:18 PM
8/1/2008 9:34:52 PM
I've often suspected the verizon guy was in league with lucifer.
8/1/2008 9:36:39 PM
Christian phones, the one's that are programed to zap you if you say anything immoral!
8/1/2008 9:37:07 PM
STR is poe. Rather extreme and offensive parody. But not fundie.
8/1/2008 9:45:16 PM
lulz, as they say.
8/1/2008 9:50:36 PM
So much Poe here that it's stuffed with raven feathers.
8/1/2008 9:58:17 PM
I can't be bothered to read the words, but the overall tone is that of a William S Burroughs 'routine'. Which is kind of ironic.
8/1/2008 10:09:52 PM
"...and you’ll never have to talk to a homo again!"
At least as far as you know...;-)
8/1/2008 10:11:56 PM
Satire. Very good stuff.
8/1/2008 10:12:09 PM
Satan offered good coverage and a decent call-plan, but he just wasn't evil enough for me. So I switched to Verizon.
8/1/2008 10:18:17 PM
How many times have you tried to call 911 to drop a dime on some heathen atheist libruls and some 900 number comes up again instead - just because it somehow got on your Fives, and might have been called once before? By mistake. And that bitch Madame LaZonga nails you for another couple hun before you can get back to bidness.
Fundy humor? Shelley Goodman/Shelley Berman ?
8/1/2008 10:42:19 PM
Can you hear me now?
8/1/2008 10:42:56 PM
Strangely enough, I've never had that problem even once in the years I've had "secular" cell service...
8/1/2008 11:18:01 PM
"How many times have you picked up your cell phone to call the police to report the murder of a pre-born and wound up on some sex line because secular cell phone companies care more about promoting filth than giving you good, smut-free service?"
I smell satire here.
8/1/2008 11:21:28 PM
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