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#609645
Smith
But since I switched to Satan I haven't had a single dropped call.
8/1/2008 9:19:53 PM
#609655
This totally reeks of satire to me...
8/1/2008 9:22:04 PM
#609661
1less
voluntarily wiretapped
8/1/2008 9:23:46 PM
#609662
Full Metal Geneticist
Look, I only got those messages when I was going out with someone... Who the hell gets random ones?
Besides Satan gives free minutes...
8/1/2008 9:23:58 PM
#609664
Papabear
Uh, I don't think this is serious.
8/1/2008 9:24:49 PM
#609667
Smith
It's not serious, but it's satire by a fundie.
8/1/2008 9:25:50 PM
#609670
cheese007
STR is a troll. 1 star.
8/1/2008 9:26:27 PM
#609672
IanC
Fundies are cute when they try satire.
8/1/2008 9:26:55 PM
#609687
Jay-Sus
But if I switch to Satan mobile I get free minutes, unlimited roaming time and no dropped calls. And what's this shit about murder of a pre-born?
8/1/2008 9:31:42 PM
#609697
Doctor Whom
Well known parody blog.
8/1/2008 9:33:39 PM
#609698
dpareja
I'm pretty sure this is a Poe, even if it's a fundie pretending to be even more fundie.
8/1/2008 9:34:18 PM
#609701
anevilmeme
Poe
8/1/2008 9:34:52 PM
#609707
I've often suspected the verizon guy was in league with lucifer.
8/1/2008 9:36:39 PM
#609711
Malkavian Jeff
Christian phones, the one's that are programed to zap you if you say anything immoral!
8/1/2008 9:37:07 PM
#609723
Wait. What?
STR is poe. Rather extreme and offensive parody. But not fundie.
8/1/2008 9:45:16 PM
#609727
nfp
lulz, as they say.
8/1/2008 9:50:36 PM
#609741
F
So much Poe here that it's stuffed with raven feathers.
8/1/2008 9:58:17 PM
#609752
stoat100
I can't be bothered to read the words, but the overall tone is that of a William S Burroughs 'routine'. Which is kind of ironic.
8/1/2008 10:09:52 PM
#609756
Amanda
"...and you’ll never have to talk to a homo again!"
At least as far as you know...;-)
8/1/2008 10:11:56 PM
#609757
aaa
Satire. Very good stuff.
8/1/2008 10:12:09 PM
#609766
David B.
Satan offered good coverage and a decent call-plan, but he just wasn't evil enough for me. So I switched to Verizon.
8/1/2008 10:18:17 PM
#609789
Philbert McAdamia
How many times have you tried to call 911 to drop a dime on some heathen atheist libruls and some 900 number comes up again instead - just because it somehow got on your Fives, and might have been called once before? By mistake. And that bitch Madame LaZonga nails you for another couple hun before you can get back to bidness.
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Fundy humor? Shelley Goodman/Shelley Berman ?
8/1/2008 10:42:19 PM
#609790
Alcari
Say, god...
Can you hear me now?
8/1/2008 10:42:56 PM
#609845
WMDKitty
Strangely enough, I've never had that problem even once in the years I've had "secular" cell service...
8/1/2008 11:18:01 PM
#609850
WhyDontYou.Org.UK
"How many times have you picked up your cell phone to call the police to report the murder of a pre-born and wound up on some sex line because secular cell phone companies care more about promoting filth than giving you good, smut-free service?"
Erm, never.
I smell satire here.
8/1/2008 11:21:28 PM
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