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I would like to take this opportunity to point out to any STRAIGHT aspies (are there any here?) that just because this thread has and this board seems to have a hardcore homosexual slant, doesnt mean you have to be gay. You dont have to tolerate acts that violate the laws of god or nature just because this form of heathen debauchery suits some fudge packin' jack tart with a big stretched out mouth. (see I can call names too)

I have to assume that there are those here among us who would use Aspergers (or peoples lack of friends, social ties, whatever) to take advantage and attempt some "conversion" or sick and twisted "male bonding".. so watch your ass. You can get women. You dont have to settle for hairy cheeks.

Fred2670, Wrong Planet 46 Comments [8/1/2008 10:12:22 PM]
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aaa

Weirdest forum ever.

8/1/2008 10:18:20 PM

Darth_Toxic

What the fuck is this shit?

8/1/2008 10:29:24 PM

Nowonmai

Hey Freddie, pookums, heathens aren't the only homosexuals. Just go ask Fundie Haggard and Foley, good upstanding NON Aspergers Christians.

8/1/2008 10:32:48 PM

Man Called True

So you're trying to seed homophobia into the minds of people who already have trouble with social interaction and emotional control.

DIE IN A FIRE.

8/1/2008 10:34:47 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Aspies? Aspergers? Are these the people who cast asparagus at christians?

Heh heh heh sounds like a new treat at Mickey D's = Ass Burgers heh heh heh

8/1/2008 10:36:00 PM

Mike

DIAF. I don't have Aspergers, but I have a lot of Asperger-like tendencies.

@ Philbert McAdamia: Please tell me you're kidding.

8/1/2008 10:38:48 PM

F

@ Philbert, Mike

On an episode of "Becker" (the sitcom where Ted Danson plays a bigger asshole of an M.D. than House), Linda the flaky secretary kept laughing at the term Aspergers, calling it "ass burgers."

8/1/2008 10:45:00 PM

Travis


I have Aspergers.
I also have some advice for Philbert McAdamia:

Google things before commenting! It can be used to disguise ignorance! Try it today!

If you actually know something about the subject, and were trying to be funny at the expense of people with neurological issues, congratulations on having nothing better to do with your time and energy.

8/1/2008 10:49:06 PM

Robbie

Grow a damn sense of humor, guys. Philbert was joking. No need to get all righteously indignant.

8/1/2008 10:58:20 PM

Jay-Sus

Die in a fire you sack of shit.

8/1/2008 11:03:03 PM

Elphaba

Travis, he wasn't having a laugh at the expense of people with neurological issues. ftr, my daughter has cerebral palsy and I was not offended by his post. I will admit I laughed about throwing asparagus at Christians. Better yet, eat about 3 pounds and ask to use their bathroom.

8/1/2008 11:06:50 PM

Knotilus

I'm still just chuckling at the phrase "You dont have to settle for hairy cheeks." I'm not sure why - it's a toss-up between the possibility of having "Harry Cheeks" as a name, and the idea that is could be the slogan for some sort of metrosexual ass-hair removal treatment, I think.

8/1/2008 11:09:33 PM

Nero

"You dont have to settle for hairy cheeks."

Yeah, you can shave them...

8/1/2008 11:10:07 PM

Miss Blasphemy

Aspergers? Well, aren't you the model asshole.

You dont have to tolerate acts that violate the laws of god or nature

#1 We do not live in theocracy, and further more the Flying Spaghetti Monster loves gays.

#2 Homosexuality is observed swans, bison, penguins, dolphins, dragonflies, apes, elephants, fruit flies, lions, lizards, sheep, giraffes, gopher snake, wood turtle, bedbug, cockroach, digger bee, house fly, house flea, moth, locust - need I fucking continue, nature boy?

8/1/2008 11:11:38 PM

myheadhurts

ROFLOL... knew I should have been lesbian... hairy cheeks are such a problem.

8/1/2008 11:14:40 PM

WMDKitty

Can we call in an air-strike on this guy? It's like he's obsessed with teh ghey, you know, to a really disturbing degree. I betcha he's so closeted he's in Narnia.

8/1/2008 11:21:57 PM

nfp

Philbert, someone very near and dear to me has Aspergers...but I forgive your hate ;D.

Which begs the question: What the f*ck does Aspergers have to do with being gay????

8/1/2008 11:22:38 PM

kingoftheheavies

Harry Cheeks.

Great porn stud name!

8/1/2008 11:35:45 PM



Aspies? Aspergers? Are these the people who cast asparagus at christians?

Heh heh heh sounds like a new treat at Mickey D's = Ass Burgers heh heh heh


your funny lol!!1

Geez.

Grow a damn sense of humor, guys.

If there's one thing that really annoys me, it's when people make bad/stupid jokes, watch everyone around not laugh because they don't see a reason to, and try to save face by accusing their audience of "not having a sense of humor".

Grow up. People are going to not laugh at your jokes, heck, it's even possible for a joke to simply not be good. Deal with it.

8/1/2008 11:58:23 PM

Bobington

"Hardcore homosexual slant"

That sounds like an Asian porno movie.

8/2/2008 12:35:57 AM

Allegory for Jesus

What the hell is this? Is he suggesting that people try to coerce the friendless into homosexuality? How often does this happen and why does he not realize that he is a ranting, raving, paranoid bigot as well as a condescending jackass?

Purely hypothetical...it is because of the very small-mindedness that allows him to fabricate such ideas to reinforce his own bigotted perceptions that he will never have the self-awareness necessary to notice what he truly is.

8/2/2008 12:47:56 AM

LadyJafaria

What about women with hairy cheeks, are those okay?

8/2/2008 1:46:39 AM

TheOtherRainMan

Did I/you choose to have Asperger's?

No.

And, you do know that some people with Asperger's don't believe in Christianity?

- TORM

8/2/2008 1:51:37 AM

Robbie

I bow to you, O Anonymous Coward, both in your ability to confuse "not funny" with "reason to get pissed off", and for the fact that you said "deal with it". There's just no way around that, is there?

8/2/2008 2:29:11 AM

Jax

Judging from the comments on that site it looks like most Aspies aren't falling for it.

8/2/2008 2:49:28 AM
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