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#610069
Allegory for Jesus
"We've been wrong before, for decades on end for every decade for the past two thousand years...but, dog-gone-it, we must be right this time! I can feel it in my bone!"
8/2/2008 3:53:39 AM
#610070
Goosey
Yep. This time. Really. No joke this time. No, forget about "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". Pay no attention to how we've been wrong before, it's really soon. Apocalypse Any Day Now.
8/2/2008 3:53:43 AM
#610071
Smith
Which is exactly what believers said from the 40's to late 90's.
8/2/2008 3:56:16 AM
#610076
Jay-Sus
Of course it is. Now go back outside and play. This is grown-up time.
8/2/2008 4:06:11 AM
#610085
LOLWUT
I thought the return of Jesus have been anticipated ever since he said he'll be back before his contemporaries are gone?
8/2/2008 4:14:34 AM
#610087
Osiris
Suuuuuuure.
8/2/2008 4:15:17 AM
#610094
approximate
Well, it's not actually a wall.
8/2/2008 4:19:07 AM
#610096
Miss Blasphemy
Right, this country of all might be changing for the better, and somehow that equals end times. Uh huh..
8/2/2008 4:20:40 AM
#610102
nfp
That's gotta be a joke, or else Rap--
oh.
8/2/2008 4:27:53 AM
#610105
Wise Child
Grasping at straws?
I thought Jack Van Impe said that he sees "today's headlines" in Prophecy or does he fit Prophecy in "today's headlines." I get so confused.
8/2/2008 4:29:03 AM
#610111
Quantum Mechanic
"Now-the writing is ON the wall. "
Yup.
You're gonna die.
And your pathetic existence is nothing more than a ripple ... in the sea.
-Shiva's at the Vulcan ...
8/2/2008 4:32:26 AM
#610121
jc
OMG I just saw the rapture themed simpsons episode on TV, and now THIS!!!!! ENDTIMES!!!!
8/2/2008 4:42:17 AM
#610134
Illuminatalie
I wonder if in the year 15,392 this moron's offspring will be bleating the same.
8/2/2008 4:56:27 AM
#610145
Boing
Yeah WW1 & WW2 was a perfectly calm time compared to NOW!
The difference is I wasn't born yet. Now I exist, Now! you can come and completely destroy the planet Lord Jesus!
8/2/2008 5:05:57 AM
#610160
Wait. What?
And the winner for special pleading goes to...
BornAgain!
8/2/2008 5:16:25 AM
#610163
Antichrist
Everybody before me was wrong, but I'm right because I can feel it!
I believe a number of gold prospectors died with those exact words on their lips.
8/2/2008 5:16:53 AM
#610182
Ken1971
Riiiiight. The key to the apocalypse is now found in graffiti. Good luck with that.
8/2/2008 5:28:48 AM
#610192
Fishcakes
I'm sure it was "written on the wall" during WWII, as well.
8/2/2008 5:37:16 AM
#610198
Michael
There's one born again every minute.
8/2/2008 5:41:15 AM
#610242
The Outsider
If it wasn't on RR I would definitely call it a Poe. It's so hard to tell with them though.
8/2/2008 6:07:53 AM
#610285
I usurped God.
This time I mean it, there really was a wolf outside!
8/2/2008 6:50:04 AM
#610299
agentCDE
But you're standing in an empty, featureless plain!
8/2/2008 7:15:25 AM
#610301
Doctor Whom
The writing is indeed on the wall. It says, "You've been had."
8/2/2008 7:17:27 AM
#610312
Hasher
Only since World War II? Jesus said it would happen within the lifetime of his disciples.
8/2/2008 7:40:34 AM
#610314
ID82
OOoooh now it is? Holy shit now it's time to get serious!!
8/2/2008 7:41:37 AM
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