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I know believers have anticipated the end times every decade, especially after WW2. HOWEVER...

From the 40's to the late 90's-everyone was grasping for straws.

Now-the writing is ON the wall.

BornAgain123, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [8/2/2008 3:50:01 AM]
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Allegory for Jesus

"We've been wrong before, for decades on end for every decade for the past two thousand years...but, dog-gone-it, we must be right this time! I can feel it in my bone!"

8/2/2008 3:53:39 AM

Goosey

Yep. This time. Really. No joke this time. No, forget about "The Boy Who Cried Wolf". Pay no attention to how we've been wrong before, it's really soon. Apocalypse Any Day Now.

8/2/2008 3:53:43 AM

Smith

Which is exactly what believers said from the 40's to late 90's.

8/2/2008 3:56:16 AM

Jay-Sus

Of course it is. Now go back outside and play. This is grown-up time.

8/2/2008 4:06:11 AM

LOLWUT

I thought the return of Jesus have been anticipated ever since he said he'll be back before his contemporaries are gone?

8/2/2008 4:14:34 AM

Osiris

Suuuuuuure.

8/2/2008 4:15:17 AM

approximate

Well, it's not actually a wall.


8/2/2008 4:19:07 AM

Miss Blasphemy

Right, this country of all might be changing for the better, and somehow that equals end times. Uh huh..

8/2/2008 4:20:40 AM

nfp

That's gotta be a joke, or else Rap--

oh.

8/2/2008 4:27:53 AM

Wise Child


Grasping at straws?

I thought Jack Van Impe said that he sees "today's headlines" in Prophecy or does he fit Prophecy in "today's headlines." I get so confused.

8/2/2008 4:29:03 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"Now-the writing is ON the wall. "

Yup.

You're gonna die.

And your pathetic existence is nothing more than a ripple ... in the sea.

-Shiva's at the Vulcan ...

8/2/2008 4:32:26 AM

jc

OMG I just saw the rapture themed simpsons episode on TV, and now THIS!!!!! ENDTIMES!!!!

8/2/2008 4:42:17 AM

Illuminatalie

I wonder if in the year 15,392 this moron's offspring will be bleating the same.

8/2/2008 4:56:27 AM

Boing

Yeah WW1 & WW2 was a perfectly calm time compared to NOW!

The difference is I wasn't born yet. Now I exist, Now! you can come and completely destroy the planet Lord Jesus!

8/2/2008 5:05:57 AM

Wait. What?

And the winner for special pleading goes to...
BornAgain!

8/2/2008 5:16:25 AM

Antichrist

Everybody before me was wrong, but I'm right because I can feel it!

I believe a number of gold prospectors died with those exact words on their lips.

8/2/2008 5:16:53 AM

Ken1971

Riiiiight. The key to the apocalypse is now found in graffiti. Good luck with that.

8/2/2008 5:28:48 AM

Fishcakes

I'm sure it was "written on the wall" during WWII, as well.

8/2/2008 5:37:16 AM

Michael

There's one born again every minute.

8/2/2008 5:41:15 AM

The Outsider

If it wasn't on RR I would definitely call it a Poe. It's so hard to tell with them though.

8/2/2008 6:07:53 AM

I usurped God.

This time I mean it, there really was a wolf outside!

8/2/2008 6:50:04 AM

agentCDE

But you're standing in an empty, featureless plain!

8/2/2008 7:15:25 AM

Doctor Whom

The writing is indeed on the wall. It says, "You've been had."

8/2/2008 7:17:27 AM

Hasher

Only since World War II? Jesus said it would happen within the lifetime of his disciples.

8/2/2008 7:40:34 AM

ID82

OOoooh now it is? Holy shit now it's time to get serious!!

8/2/2008 7:41:37 AM
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