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The supremacy of Christianity over all other faiths is not based on arrogance. It is simply based on facts. If your house were to catch on fire, what do you think would be superior at extinguishing the flames--water or gasoline? They are both liquids, but one is obviously better suited to quench the fire.

God has plainly said that Christianity is superior to all other faiths. There is no coming together for the sake of love and understanding. Many liberal churches try to use the fight against racial hatred as an excuse for forming alliances with other faiths. The Christians who resist the unity movement are called intolerant.

The only intolerance we need to worry about is God's abhorrence of sin. If people reject Jesus Christ's gift of salvation, they will simply end up eternally lost.

RR Spiritual Health Check, Rapture Ready, of course 36 Comments [8/2/2008 6:13:01 PM]
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RavenWood

(citation needed)

8/2/2008 6:19:30 PM

James

The supremacy of Islam over all other faiths is not based on arrogance. It is simply based on facts. If your house were to catch on fire, what do you think would be superior at extinguishing the flames--water or gasoline? They are both liquids, but one is obviously better suited to quench the fire.

Allah has plainly said that Islam is superior to all other faiths. There is no coming together for the sake of love and understanding. Many liberal mosques try to use the fight against racial hatred as an excuse for forming alliances with other faiths. The Muslims who resist the unity movement are called intolerant.

The only intolerance we need to worry about is Allah's abhorrence of sin. If people reject the prophet Muhammed's gift of salvation, they will simply end up eternally lost.


Look at that, fits like a glove.

8/2/2008 6:26:32 PM

Osiris

God has plainly said that Christianity is superior to all other faiths.

Allah has plainly said that Islam is superior to all other faiths.

Krishna has plainly said that Hinduism is superior to all other faiths.

Zeus has plainly said that Greek mythology is superior to all other faiths.

The FSM has plainly said that Pastafarinism is superior to all other faiths.

8/2/2008 6:36:42 PM

aaa

What sort of fire?

8/2/2008 6:48:30 PM

Ash

We're spinning!

8/2/2008 6:53:51 PM

Sheik yer Bouti

I gotta do one of these:
The supremacy of Reason over all faith is not based on arrogance. It is simply based on facts. If your house were to catch on fire, what do you think would be superior at extinguishing the flames--water or gasoline? They are both liquids, but one is obviously better suited to quench the fire.
I have plainly said that reason is superior to faith. There is no coming together for the sake of love and understanding. Many liberal atheists try to use the fight against racial hatred as an excuse for forming alliances with faithheads. The atheists who resist the unity movement are called intolerant.
The only intolerance we need to worry about is the intolerance of reason. If people reject reason's gift of science, medicine, longer life, and better quality of life then they will simply end up eternally lost.

8/2/2008 6:54:04 PM

Smokey

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's nice...now fuck off.

8/2/2008 6:54:46 PM

They call me V

Now, the proper religion metaphor would be: Your house is on fire, you have thousands, even millions of different liquids, and only one of them is actually water. Now, you can't taste or smell these liquids, and there's a million idiots claiming that only *their* liquid is actually water, and that the other liquids will not only incenerate your house faster, but also probably make you stupid and very unhappy before you too catch fire and die horribly.

Also, citing your god as your source: phail

8/2/2008 7:00:27 PM

Old Viking

So you're saying your faith is watery?

8/2/2008 7:26:20 PM

WMDKitty

Dude, so much FAIL!!!

8/2/2008 7:35:00 PM

Brian-sama

Oy, a repost.

In any case, it is the chemical properties of water and gasoline that make the former suited for quenching flames and the latter better for spreading them. This can be verified empirically and easily demonstrated.

You may claim to offer an analogy for religion, but it doesn't work. One cannot test the absurd mystical claims of religion. There are happy and successful people of all major religions, and there are many who get along just fine without any religion whatsoever. The only thing Christianity has going for it is this heaven business, but I would like you to prove to me that heaven even exists before volunteering for the fire department.

8/2/2008 7:37:53 PM

Mayhem

You're making the assumption that Christianity is the water in that metaphor. It is more accurate that it is the gasoline, considering all the violence and hatred that it has inflicted on the world.

8/2/2008 7:40:00 PM

jc

dupe

8/2/2008 7:46:24 PM

Mr. Fahrenheit

As a matter of fact, chemical foam works better than gas or water. And what created chemical foam? Science! Therefore science is better than religion at putting out fires, and is therefore better period.

Go logic!

8/2/2008 7:47:17 PM

Jesus Klingon

"God has plainly said that Christianity is superior to all other faiths."

No, you have plainly stated that Christianity is superior to all other faiths. We don't know what God's take on all of this is.

8/2/2008 8:12:18 PM



If "my God has a bigger dick than yours" is not arrogance, come and see.

8/2/2008 8:22:40 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"...God has plainly said that Christianity is superior to all other faiths. ..."

Well, in his book, Allah said Islam is the superior religion. And in another set of books, Krishna says it's Hinduism. Why don't we just let them settle it on the playground after school?

8/2/2008 9:36:22 PM

Headache

What can this god do for me that I can not do for myself?

8/2/2008 9:37:34 PM

Fanatic-Templar

My divine nature is not a product of arrogance and narcissism, it's based on facts. Because I said so.

8/2/2008 10:04:37 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Repeat. But still dumb.

8/2/2008 11:28:07 PM

doomie 22

"If your house were to catch on fire, what do you think would be superior at extinguishing the flames--water or gasoline? They are both liquids, but one is obviously better suited to quench the fire."
Blasphemy! A true Christian would simply pray that God would put out the flames.

8/2/2008 11:53:07 PM

protowhalepig

The supremacy of Christianity over all other faiths is not based on arrogance. It is simply based on facts. If your house were to catch on fire, what do you think would be superior at extinguishing the flames--water or gasoline? They are both liquids, but one is obviously better suited to quench the fire.

well, quod est demonstrandum. better shut fstdt down. why did none us think of this?

8/3/2008 12:17:47 AM

Eric

I agree with aaa, what sort of fire. If you have the right materials in it, there's no way in hell am I pouring water on it.

8/3/2008 1:49:03 AM

Beeblebrox

If your house were to catch on fire, what do you think would be superior at extinguishing the flames--water or gasoline?

Carbon dioxide foam would be the superior choice to either of the options you presented.

8/3/2008 2:19:58 AM



You know I'm still waiting for a single fact in your post RR.

8/3/2008 4:34:48 AM
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