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Quote# 44051

And why do they assume the sun must exist for there to be light?

Rinji, RR - obviously 53 Comments [8/2/2008 4:44:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Journeyer/ExiledAlien
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#610124
anonymous_troy

Why do you assume God must exist for the universe...

Wait, I think I fucked up somewhere.

8/2/2008 4:47:09 AM
#610126
Jay-Sus

Cause a flashlight won't help me get my bronze on.

8/2/2008 4:49:09 AM
#610129
Osiris

Because when the sun goes away there is no light?

8/2/2008 4:50:40 AM
#610132
approximate

See that bright thing in the day sky? That's our sun. They don't make flashlights that big.

8/2/2008 4:52:17 AM
#610138
Boing

Why are it be dark?

8/2/2008 5:01:30 AM
#610139
Smith

Let's explain this in RaptureReady terms.

At sleepytime, when the sun goes bye-bye, it gets dark.

8/2/2008 5:01:45 AM
#610149
Ken1971

Holy fucking *headdesk*

8/2/2008 5:08:34 AM
#610151
Thirddrop

Is he saying that the sun doesn't exist? Or that light can exist without stars? Or ... arghhhh, my brain is hurting so much now.

8/2/2008 5:09:55 AM
#610154
Malkavian Jeff

Cause that's where we get our non artificial light.

8/2/2008 5:12:35 AM
#610159
fmitchell

According to Genesis, God created light before he created our sun. So he's thinking biblically.

Well, "thinking" may be the wrong term ...

8/2/2008 5:15:15 AM
#610184


Hint: When you have to maim reality to this level to keep believing in your religion...

...the religion should be dropped.

Is he saying that the sun doesn't exist? Or that light can exist without stars?

He's probably trying to defend how the Genesis account talks about how God created the light from the Sun before the Sun.

In other words, he's disregarding established fact that not even most fundies question in order to defend a contradiction so obvious that even a five-year old should cry foul. This contradiction is found in a ludicrous myth not even intended to be taken seriously by the Jews who first fielded it.

In other words, it's business as usual over at Rapture Ready:).

8/2/2008 5:29:32 AM
#610187
KatAutumn

WTFF?

8/2/2008 5:31:42 AM
#610194
Antichrist

So just where exactly does Rinji think light comes from?

8/2/2008 5:39:19 AM
#610240
The Outsider

That thread is just so weird. It's like some of them are happy that we are mocking them.

8/2/2008 6:06:00 AM
#610243
Michael

A homeschooled flat-earther.
Could try moving to Mercury - plenty of light there.
Don't bother with a space-suit though.

8/2/2008 6:08:18 AM
#610249


Because there are no other known sources?. Because it's been empirically proved?

8/2/2008 6:16:09 AM
#610260
Thirddrop

@645228 Thank you. But my brain is still trying to sort out the cognitive dissonance. Big hurties...

8/2/2008 6:25:00 AM
#610279
I usurped God.

Probably because artificial light doesn't form naturally in space, hence it being called 'artificial'. If the sun wasn't there, where else would light come from? Lightbulb trees?

8/2/2008 6:43:44 AM
#610310
ID82

What the fuck is this dude seriously still living in 5,000 BC?

8/2/2008 7:39:32 AM
#610319
Fudge

But he's right!

Look here, Journeyer. There's light shining out of my ass.

(Out of concern for visitors' safety, goatse will not be posted this time)

8/2/2008 7:52:07 AM
#610325
WhyDontYou.Org.UK

RR idiot.

8/2/2008 8:12:23 AM
#610327
Xotan

The Bible says so: "And the darkness was upon the face of the deep".... No? Read your fucking Bible

8/2/2008 8:12:53 AM
#610329
Princess Rot

What happens when the earth revolves away from the sun, Rinji? You get night on that side of the world. Now take away the sun entirely. All earth will be in darkness.

Damn fool... homeskooling at it's finest.

8/2/2008 8:18:26 AM
#610331
Doctor Fishcake

I really shouldn't expose myself to that level of stupidity first thing in the morning, it can't be good for me in the long run.

8/2/2008 8:18:53 AM
#610351


Why? Because it's the only source of light in our solar system. If you stumble across another multi-million ton mass of hydrogen undergoing fusion, please let someone know. Hell, you might even get a Nobel Prize out of that.

8/2/2008 9:04:33 AM
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