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any one who studys the bible can explaine water on mars. where do you think the water camed from to flood noha;for the flood? Look for it and you will find God had it in place for this. Remember God knowes the beging to the end.

Aerostar73, AOL news comment (8/1/08 7:41 AM) 47 Comments [8/2/2008 6:58:15 PM]
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I usurped god.

Not this shit again. Amazing the lame excuses they'll come up with to defend their bibles.

8/2/2008 7:01:04 PM


God begs?

8/2/2008 7:01:54 PM


Your average bible defender.

8/2/2008 7:03:06 PM

Tomby Stone

Wait a minute, an illiterate fundie ?? Now I've seen everything.

8/2/2008 7:04:20 PM

:shakes head:

OK, so God can poof a whole universe out of nothing, but he can't create more than so much water so he needs to store what he has for safe-keeping on deserted planets until it comes in handy?

How dumb is it possible to get?! This is almost as dumb as saying that water on other planets must have been blown there because there was a huge storm at the end of the Great Flood. I mean, serious, how is it possible to shut your brain down this thoroughly?

8/2/2008 7:05:35 PM


I call Poe.

8/2/2008 7:07:40 PM

Of course! Why didn't I see it before!

8/2/2008 7:08:29 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

If God really "knowes the beging to the end," that means he knew even before he started this creation project that he'd be so displeased by his own work that – after allowing sufficient time for thousands or millions of living beings to come into existence – he'd drown them all except for one old drunk and his family and some animals. Like a toddler setting up blocks just to knock them down.

I am not impressed by your petty, stupid, immature deity.

8/2/2008 7:08:34 PM


I hope this person doesn't vote.

8/2/2008 7:12:28 PM

Old Viking

... God knows the beging to the end.

You better shape the hell up. He also knows spelling.

8/2/2008 7:14:55 PM

Malkavian Jeff

Since when was Mars mentioned in the bible?

8/2/2008 7:29:13 PM


Women are from Venus, World-wide Flooding is from Mars?

8/2/2008 7:31:14 PM


But he doesn't know enough to send you a decent English teacher.

8/2/2008 7:35:04 PM

Miss Blasphemy

You can't even explain how the earth is round from studying the bible.

Also, what would be considered "to the end" when you're an omni-all entity?

8/2/2008 7:38:09 PM


Sounds like LoneWolf in disguise to me...

8/2/2008 7:42:29 PM



8/2/2008 7:47:13 PM


any one hoo's ben hoamskuled on strate bibble and nuthin elss endz upp spellin like this.

8/2/2008 7:57:53 PM


The fuck?

8/2/2008 8:15:20 PM

Since the flood was in earth, I think that the answer leaves you like a total moron.

8/2/2008 8:26:56 PM

Quantum Mechanic

WTF is "noha;for" ?!?!

8/2/2008 8:35:51 PM


thank you for "explaine"ing that to us poor non-Christian folk. Now we can all rest peacefully knowing that the universe really did "camed" from "God".

wait... ewwwwww.

8/2/2008 8:52:35 PM


I was on RR recently and a guy claimed the whole 'Phoenix discovers water on Mars' stuff is just scientists setting the scene so that when the crapture happens they can blame it all on Martian abductions.

Unfortunately the mods here seem to have thought the quote was unworthy of posting ;-)

8/2/2008 9:23:25 PM


Sounds like a Rapture Ready wannabe.

8/2/2008 9:28:49 PM

Princess Rot

Google explained it for me:

8/2/2008 10:00:11 PM


I weep for the future of humanity . . .

8/2/2008 10:01:53 PM

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