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[Question: Atheists. why can't you just understand that science was/is planted by the devil to confuse you?

science isn't real, it's all made up.]

Answer:

Science is knowledge.

The Bible is an exact science

Proverbs 14:7
"Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge"

King James, Yahoo Answers 27 Comments [8/2/2008 5:55:40 PM]
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Smith

So the bible was planted by the devil to confuse me.

8/2/2008 6:02:46 PM

aaa

What?

8/2/2008 6:06:18 PM

Papabear

I'm leaving, that is, I'm going from the presence of this foolish man.

8/2/2008 6:11:56 PM

WMDKitty

Thanks for the tidbit, I'll be avoiding the Christfags from now on!

8/2/2008 6:21:38 PM

Ozzie

So all the good science has done for us, especially in the medical field, as well as making our lives easier, is from the devil?

Maybe you should get off your computer, or did your Bible invent that?

8/2/2008 6:22:58 PM

LordJiro

Science...You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

8/2/2008 6:23:21 PM

Osiris

No, science is a method of determining which knowledge is right.

8/2/2008 6:33:10 PM

Grigadil

What Smith said.

8/2/2008 6:49:47 PM

Ash

Because we don't believe there IS a 'devil'.

8/2/2008 6:50:35 PM

CT

Wait... according to this guy, anyone who denies knowledge is foolish... and science is knowledge.

So, anyone who denies science is foolish...



Boy, is that going to piss of all the fundies who think science is of the devil.

8/2/2008 6:57:40 PM

Sheik yer Bouti

Science is a form of progressive honesty.
Testing, analysing, presenting, refining, reviewing, challenging, arguing, all with one goal.

8/2/2008 7:02:22 PM

Old Viking

I once dated a girl who had lips of knowledge. Hoooo boy!

8/2/2008 7:36:14 PM

Mayhem

That proverb just means "Stay away from idiots." Which is why we steer clear of folks like you.

8/2/2008 7:43:19 PM

John

Fundies: why can't you just understand that the Bible was planted by people to confuse you? The Bible isn't real, it's all made up.

There. Fixed.

8/2/2008 7:49:32 PM

approximate

I'm with Old Viking: there's nothing quite like a girl with lips of knowledge.

8/2/2008 7:58:06 PM



I wonder how this people can type in a computer

8/2/2008 8:20:31 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

If science comes from the devil, all I can say is "Hail, Satan!"

8/2/2008 9:40:15 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Therefore, Satan created the Bible (?). I like that answer.

8/2/2008 11:34:03 PM

Rambler

I assume that King James was replying. If so Fund versus fundi.

THe OP is crazier though.

Sure there are some sciency things in the Bible.

(Don't build your house on sand, plagues are bad) it's not a 'science' though.

8/3/2008 1:02:02 AM

Saika

ah, so that's it...

8/3/2008 4:01:45 AM

Jay-Sus

The devil created science which has made our lives better by giving us medicine. God created ignorant retards like you who believe prayer can cure cancer.

HAIL SATAN!

8/3/2008 5:42:51 AM

Antichrist

Says the man posting on the internet.

Although Proverbs does have some good advice in it.

8/3/2008 6:03:44 AM

anonymous_troy

Because as far as I can tell, the devil does not exist.

8/3/2008 7:20:23 AM

Skyknight

Looks like the question's been effaced...

(Good riddance.)


8/4/2008 12:07:33 AM

Saringuy

Fundie fight!

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