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Sometimes the truth hurts. Its like a medicine, tastes bitter but it makes you well. For me, that's the way things supposed to be between a man and his wife. They wouldn't openly admit it, but women does enjoy getting spanked. They love it when a man disciplines her. The funny thing is, they will never mention to her man that they love what he had done to her. Usually, she would just cry and ask for it to stop but deep inside her she wish that he never stops.

orangupahan, FFI 62 Comments [8/2/2008 6:22:02 PM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Smith

...what TV channels have you been watching?

Does the husband say "you've been a naughty girl" before spanking her?

8/2/2008 6:25:43 PM

Prager

I refuse to accept that this is anything other than a joke. It has to be!

8/2/2008 6:27:16 PM

Incubusion

I'm not completely sure if she's just implying some women, or all women.

If it's the former, then eh. BDSM can be fun. If it's the latter, sounds like a few steps from a rape apologist. It's offensive, but I'm not completely sure just how fundamentalist we're talking here. Except maybe BDSM fundamentalist...

8/2/2008 6:29:21 PM

Miss Blasphemy

Poe.

8/2/2008 6:30:50 PM

Osiris

Because you see I know more about women then they do.

8/2/2008 6:38:28 PM



This can't be real. This CAN'T be real...

8/2/2008 6:40:47 PM

chaosmage

"but women does enjoy getting spanked."

Some do like that kind of thing... but not for the reasons you think they do.

8/2/2008 6:44:05 PM

Moon Wolfhowl

What the shit?

8/2/2008 6:48:15 PM

lumax

wife beaters for christ

8/2/2008 6:49:11 PM

aaa

S/M stuff is in the back room.

8/2/2008 6:50:55 PM

vampirehummingbird

I know a former Marine and LA County deputy who lost his wife, his job and custody of his kids because he 'disciplined' his wife with spanking.

He has now become a Baptist preacher.

8/2/2008 6:55:43 PM

Ash

@ Prager and #645862:
Unfortunately, wishful thinking IS a logical fallacy... Rule #34 still applies. Even if this one's a Poe, there are others out there who actually believe that.

8/2/2008 6:57:08 PM

I usurped god.

In this case, the so-called truth is actually arsenic -- tastes like shit, and makes things much, much worse.

As someone who is actually female, I'm fairly certain that I don't want a man to spank me, beat me, belittle me, or "discipline" me in any way. Perhaps my silly little woman brain is too dim to understand what I really want, and needs a man to tell it what to like or dislike?

Fucker.

8/2/2008 7:05:30 PM

Darwin

Die in a fire.

8/2/2008 7:13:30 PM

Old Viking

Yeah, same with men. When the women folk slam a frying pan against their head bones they just can't get enough of it.

8/2/2008 7:21:20 PM

John

Yeah, and as every rapist knows, women secretly like getting raped, too. [/sarcasm]

8/2/2008 7:30:51 PM

Mayhem

I suppose, considering how these fundie morons like to embrace their pain- and guilt-filled worldview, that this kind of thinking wouldn't be considered odd to them.

P.S. I love the post by ixolite right under this one.

8/2/2008 7:35:45 PM

ixolite

It's neither a joke nor a poe, it's a mohammedan. (Q 4:34 allows men to beat their wives.)

8/2/2008 7:37:57 PM

WMDKitty

Forced BDSM for Allah!

8/2/2008 7:39:53 PM

Mr. Fahrenheit

Oh I see, religion is like Buckley's.

8/2/2008 7:44:39 PM

approximate

Putting the "fun" back in fundie.

8/2/2008 7:45:56 PM

Ken1971

Sick!

8/2/2008 8:18:41 PM



And, according to your standards, when is a person saying NO?. Say if, for example, I have a gun and I intend to shoot you and you say no. Does it apply to you too?

8/2/2008 8:24:46 PM

Painful

My four expired restraining orders, my permanent 10/10 on the pain scale chronic muscular pain from getting thrown into/though walls, and my application for a concealed carry if the asshole ever finds me again says differently.

This is when I hope there is a hell and anyone that thinks like orangupahan goes there and experiences *my* painful daily life, which is the worst thing I can imagine. These are the only threads that get me riled up.

8/2/2008 8:33:17 PM

James

Kinky.

8/2/2008 8:45:29 PM
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