[In respone to a video by Kelly of the Rational Response Squad]
Fuck you atheist. You're worthless and you will burn in hell. You have big tits though.
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@thetree:
They might, God loves boobies!
At least he should. Hell, everyone loves boobies. If God doesn't then in what way does he even deserve to be called God?
What? Big tits might save her from hell, or big tits make her somewhat less worthless?
I didn't know God was a boob man.
Aww, she had *something* *important* to say but for some reason this poor little user got a little bit distracted and can't comment on the *things* she was talking about. Wonder what that distracting thing was?
Even if I'm one of those godless big-titted atheists, unlike Kelly I *won't* post my pictures online, so I hope I can make the same argument in less words, block letters, and in three words, without you getting distracted by my appearance:
DMCA ABUSES STINK
Not quite as excitingly put, but also much clearer, no?
"You have big tits though."
*gasp* Bad theist! You're supposed to repress thoughts like that. Your deity will be very, very upset with your filthy mind. Now, go spank yourself until Gawd tells you to stop.
"You have big tits though"
Yeah, and you ain't getting a squeeze of them with talk like this:
"You're worthless and you will burn in hell."
are you?
Teacher: "Little Johnny, can you use the word "urinate" in a sentence?"
Little Johnny: "Urinate, and if ya had big tits you'd be a ten."
"big tits"
"Fuck you atheist. You're worthless and you will burn in hell"
Hild, the 'Daimakaicho', or Leader of Hell, from the anime adaptation of Kosuke Fujishima's long-running manga "Ah! My Goddess":
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'Fuck me'?! Yes please! One word: [i]Paizuri[/i]. :9
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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