The Princess and the Kiss is a story about God's Gift of Purity, and was recommended by Nancy Leigh DeMoss. I bought it for my eldest nephew... Who, in my heart, I still hope is still pure... Though the fact that he and his wife have conceived a daughter burdens me with doubt.
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Well how the hell ELSE do you get children?
Do you even have kids of your own?
If yes, which hospital did you steal them from?
Justin: "So now MARITAL sex is bad too? Next thing you know, they'll be asking us to whack it off for jesus with a big knife."
Actually, Jesus did, or so the fable goes, indicate that it's best not to have sex at all and recommended (though not expressly commanded) self-castration. And, over the centuries, a significant number of religious fanatics have taken him up on it.
Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
I actually took some time to respond to this comment on the blog (handle is still the same), and Malott's replies lead me to believe this is more a case of "inside joke theatre" than a truly fundie comment.
His response, for those who are lazy is:
"I bought this book as my nephew's Father's Day present... Something he could read to his little girl. He and I are close, and the stuff I said was kind of a joke."
I should point out the real fundie would be the comments about how he bought it so the father could read it to his daughter.
You bought your nephew a fairy tale, and you're afraid he might not be a virgin since he has a daughter???
I'm guessing you've never had children.
It disturbs me that Malott thinks his niece being born would somehow corrupt her brother... no, I don't even want to go down that road...
Oh, it's a Poe. That's okay, then. Still a wtf moment for me, though. I should get my mind out of the sewer and into the sunlight occasionally, it may prevent me from getting disturbed like this.
"God's Gift of Purity".... Is that like the aunt who gives you an ugly lamp as a housewarming gift, and you're obliged to take it and say "thank you"?
Is it like a condom to wrap around Original Sin?
WTF? Do you guys make this stuff up as you go along, and are you too brain-dead to see the contradictions?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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