From an old Science Fiction short-story anthology (paraphrased):
"You're a very lucky fellow, Experiment 21!", the head scientist beamed. "We're trying out a new method of learning on you. We've developed a new nanotechnology compound that will alter your brain neurons so as to create actual memories of thing you've never experienced yourself. Just like in that movie Total Recall. We're going to give you a complete education! History, mathematics, social studies, science, art -- it's all in these little submicroscopic molecular machines we're going to be injecting into your arm!"
"And that's not all!" her assistant chirped. "We'll also be implanting memories of the kinds of life experiences you'd normally pick up over the course of growing up. Friends, family, etiquette, social savvy, handling yourself in a crisis -- all that will be injected into your brain, too!"
"Why," the head scientist added, "We'll even be giving you your very own religion! Some of the nanobots will give you your own beliefs about God, the Afterlife, and the nature of existence. You'll believe everything we inject into that intravenous feed: the sacramental bread and wine being the real body of Jesus, a literal interpretation of Genesis, the Hebrew name of God, the --"
Suddenly, the lights dimmed and a booming voice echoed through the hallways. The Lord Himself appeared and angrily stormed:
"Haven't I told you people before? THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VEIN!"
