(response to an gay couple posting a wedding announcement in the local newspaper..)
Instead of announcing they are getting married,why don't they announce,"We have decided to pee in God's face concerning His laws & we are happily making a lifertime commitment in hell!"
Thanks for having the guts to tell the truth,Lilly!
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"We have decided to pee in God's face concerning His laws & we are happily making a lifertime commitment in hell!"
Well, what if that's how Jesus gets off? Being covered in urine and watching his loved ones burn? Huh? Then you'll be the one who will have to plead for forgiveness at the pearly gates.
If they really want to pee in God's face, they'll have the reception on Sunday (Num. 15:32-36), eat themselves into a stupor (Num. 11:32-33) and serve shrimp cocktail (Lev. 11:10).
The Bible considers the first two, by the way, much worse than homosexuality.
Obsessed with the sex lives of others, preoccupation with strange sex acts, banishment of the above thoughts to some imaginary safety realm where they cannot touch the originating mind until it thinks of it again... yep, it's a fundie.
Golden Showers for gawd!
Watersports for all!
Why would they? They're getting married, plain and simple, in accordance with the laws of the state.
Why include your porn fantasies in the wedding announcement? It's not your wedding and it's none of your business.
Yeah, only straight couples can announce their engagements publicly because they're special!
Sheesh, I remember one time I was reading the newspaper. This lady was looking over my shoulder and she expressed her disgust that the newspaper actually had the audacity to show a photo of the men who were engaged. Never mind the fact that this was the only photo of a gay engagement in the paper. Never mind the fact that in some of the other photos, the couples shown were posing much more affectionately together than the gay couple was. Nope, any recognition of the gay men as a couple was disgusting. Give me a break.
AREA GAY COUPLE PEES IN GOD'S FACE, MAKES LIFETIME COMMITMENT IN HELL
Dang, even the Onion couldn't think up a better headline than this!
"We have decided to pee in God's face concerning His laws & we are happily making a lifertime commitment in hell!"
Wow! I didn't know that papers would publish that type of thing... I'm going to take a personal ad out right now!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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