[How will you vote when it comes to the handling of evolution in the state science standards, and what are your opinions about how evolution, intelligent design and creationism should be taught in schools?]
Our public schools expelled God from their schools and are teaching the children that they came from apes. Why should we be surprised when students behave like zoo animals? We tell children that they evolved from a single cell and are surprised when they end up in a padded cell. Our schools are teaching that Jesus was 90% chimpanzee.
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Our public schools expelled Darwin from their schools and are teaching the children that they are chosen by God. Why should we be surprised when students behave like self-important assholes? We tell children that they have contact with an invisible entity beyond space and time who tells them how they should act, and are surprised when they end up in a padded cell. Our schools are teaching that Jesus was 90% psychotic.
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Of course, Alan doesn't understand he should be surprised that the way he and others like him are raising their spawn are leading them to behave like zoo animals.
Something over 75% of the kids are spawn of christians, yet still behave like zoo animals along with the others...
hmm
From one of the other questions: When you teach children that they are apes, they will reproduce like apes. Stop teaching evolution, and the sex ed issue will take care of itself.
This guy sure does have a one track mind. I hope that no one is stupid enough to vote for him.
God has NOT been expelled from schools. Students are free to worship (so long as they're not a distraction).
Christianity *is* taught in schools. It's taught in RELIGION classes--as it should be--alongside Islam, Judaism, and other religions.
The problem is that you fundies seem to think that you have the right to butt your heads into the SCIENCE classroom and have your faith taught as fact--bypassing the whole scientific method in the process. Then, when you get denied and come out looking foolish, you howl about persecution.
This may be a Poe having fun with some wordplay, animals and they act like animals, living cell and padded cell. I can see where this could be fun: We teach kids that the Earth is old, so we shouldn’t be surprised when they think going to church gets old. We teach kids to play with each other, we shouldn’t be surprised when they play with themselves. We teach kids that the Grand Canyon formed, not by Noah’s flood, but by natural processes. We shouldn’t be surprised when they have trouble choosing between natural and processed cheeses.
Our public schools expelled God from their schools
No, they expelled fundamentalist proselytizing. God can go anywhere He wants.
Our schools are teaching that Jesus was 90% chimpanzee.
If it was up to me, the schools would be teaching that Jesus was 90% imaginary , so as far as I'm concerned you people are still getting a pretty solid deal with "90% chimp" (or 97%, to be precise).
No, no, you have it wrong. You're supposed to say "we tell children they are animals and are surprised when they behave like animals." The two different meanings of "cell" you're using make your argument even more stupid than the usual one.
I know what you mean. When I finally accepted Evolution as my personal savior, I began screeching and throwing my shit all over the room and sunk into a black pit of nihlism so fucking deep, I don't know which way's home or China.
Praise god.
This argument is starting to get boring. "Why shouldn't a kid get high on crack and shoot up his school, when he's been told that evidence for evolution is very strong? I mean, tell him that carbon dating indicates the earth is millions of years in age, and you're practically putting the gun in his hands!" I suppose they half-believe it, themselves, if they repeat it enough. Then the big boogieman of Personal Responsibility is banished once more.
I go to a Catholic School (senior year), and just about all the kids act like Zoo Animals.
And I'm apparently the semi-mature one.
And the Christians think the Schools are doing this to my generation....
- TORM
Us; around 97% chimp
Jesus; 99 44/100% pure
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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