I catch myself praying before I get in the shower when I am so dirty and smelly that the Lord would please hold off just until I get cleaned and redressed.... silly I know.
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"Please Lord, I beseech Thee to hold off on the Rapture."
One prayer that He has been answering faithfully for over 1,970 years.
Again, the Rapture Ready women see the "rapture" as a big date with a hot guy.
I say this is another candidate for the Wet for Jesus award.
Ok, Rtard...you guys all babble on about how your close, fillings, jewelry, etc., will be left in a heap when you're raptured. So...wouldn't all the dirt and funk be left behind too? Or do you habitually get so incredibly filthy that even being Raptured couldn't cleanse you?
Please Lord in Heaven, hold off the Rapture for another day.
It's working! My paryers have been answered!
All that damn shower praying might be what's holding off the Rapture. Consider that everybody who is set up to be Raptured must shower at one point or another... Suppose, then, that at any given point in time, at least one of them is showering....
Natasha wrote:
"Please God, don't let the rapture happen until after I get my priest to level 70 in WoW." Pshaw.
You know as soon as she hits 70, you're gonna be all "Oh, gee, my gear is horrible ! I'm going to need to get her Exalted with the Shattered Sun Offensve for that epic neckpiece (I'll pick up the healing mace at Revered along the way); and I'm going to have to get a Flying Mount if I ever want to do the Tempest Keep instances or the Ogri'la dailies; plus I've totally ignored her Tailoring and Enchanting skills while I've been levelling and I need to catch them up, and that's going to take a lot of mats I'll have to farm; and ..."
don't you people believe that your clothes will get left behind?
And yes, it's very silly as the Rapture is made up.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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