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The Atheists and their allies/cousins the Secular Humanists, and their masters (the Discordians) will swear up and down that they are not a 'Religion', but they are just as much a Religion as Christianity, or Judaism, or Islam, or Hinduism. It’s just more difficult for them to turn your government into a Theocracy if they tell you this in advance. Deception, obfuscation, and misdirection are inherent to their nature.

The Serpent, Christian Forums 14 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Karellen

I, for one, welcome our new Discordian overlords!

12/7/2008 3:20:07 PM

Just Passing By

Deception, obfuscation, and misdirection are inherent to their nature.

My Irony Meter is chokkling.

12/7/2008 3:29:49 PM

Tearlich

"...but they are just as much a Religion as...or Judaism, or Islam, or Hinduism."
So your saying there not Satanic lies?

The Discordians Party hardy, there for they are great overlords. Much smarter then any of you fundies to boot.

12/7/2008 3:33:15 PM

Clown

The Serpent, how well chosen name for a venom-spitting person. Very biblical, very apropriate.

12/7/2008 3:36:11 PM

Jess

OK someone forgot to tell me that we Discordians were the masters of the Atheists and the Secular Humanists. I've been left completely left out of the loop.

But I guess I can forgive the rest of you coz I've always wanted my own little pet atheist and now I can have one. I'll buy it it's own little collar and pet it and love it and name it George.

12/7/2008 3:36:57 PM

a mind far far away

The fact that he thinks atheism is a religion is old news. Most christians claim that. But the Discordians, our masters? No, we'd be having a much better time if that were the case. ALL HAIL ERIS!

12/7/2008 4:43:16 PM

MozMode

Deception, obfuscation, and misdirection are inherent to their nature

...phhffftttt....I just spit out my coffee...are you fucking SERIOUS? Pot meet fucking kettle, man, shit.

12/7/2008 6:23:33 PM

Mr. Creazil

Eschew obfuscation!

But in all seriousness, someone's been playing too much Illuminati.

12/8/2008 12:50:42 AM

EllwyenDarwin

Discordians?Like Eris the goddesses followers?Thats what he means right?

7/6/2009 1:26:00 PM

Anon-e-moose

"The Atheists and their allies/cousins the Secular Humanists, and their masters (the Discordians) will swear up and down that they are not a 'Religion', but they are just as much a Religion as Christianity, or Judaism, or Islam, or Hinduism"

So, I worship nothing, I accept I'll rot when I die, and I don't have a 'Holy Book' that I'm supposed to read. Please enlighten me as to what my 'religion' is, The Serpent, because I'm buggered if I know!

7/7/2009 8:54:04 AM

anothga

and their masters (the Discordians)
Long live Discord, the Master of Chaos.


2/10/2014 12:54:28 AM

Swede

Shiny mirror is shiny...

2/10/2014 4:16:39 AM



Well damn apparently atheist doesn't mean what I thought it did, my whole world view just got fucked over! Why didn't someone tell me that I was supposed to worship something?

2/10/2014 11:16:24 PM

Canadiest

You really think you can make your churchs and Holy books, divine orders and claim of a real God invisible in this topic, dontcha?

You really think this con will work for you, pretending Atheism is a secular belief system that totally excludes Christianity.

You know it's bullshit but you push it to make your flock feel persecuted and demand equal rights that haven't been in any way violated. Not teaching, implementing in goverment or getting special rights for your religion is NOT TEACHING ATHEISM or promoting Secular humanism.
Again, What are all them churchs for?

2/11/2014 8:10:56 AM
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