Good point, why aren't there ducks with crocodile heads? That disproves evolution.
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Well, from this thread, I can easily conclude that there are more evidence for the crocoduck than there are for any gods.
(Ohh I avoided a serious [sic] here, I had an 'f' rather than a 'd' in crocoduck)
Ducks used to have croc heads, but after death they didn't decompose very quickly and God was left with a load of croc he didn't know what to do with so *poof* the heads vanished and we are left with this horrendous gap in the evolutionary tree of life. Similar thing happened to fundie brains, apparently not using a brain causes excess waste that wont decompose, so God just removes it before this can be a problem. (Ex. 42:0)
Actually evolution says that is something you'll never see.
It's you creationists trying to say impossible unworkable shit happens.
is this a Ray (behold the Banana) Comfort bullshit response?
Wow, you sure told me.
STFU.
Do you know what disproves Jesus? The fact that humans don't have psychic ability to force animals into submission. We are supposed to have control over the entire planet, right? And, because we also don't have a chainsaw arm. A truly loving God would give humans chainsaw arms.
"Good point, why aren't there ducks with crocodile heads? That disproves evolution."
Why aren't there talking snakes? But a beaver with a duck's bill (Platypus) exists.
That alone disproves Creationism.
Better not click this link, maroon:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_Area_School_District
If you know what's good for you.
[spoiler]As a result of KvD, Evolution is fact . Creationism is lies . The law says so. [/spoiler]
It disproves what you boneheads think evolution means, but we know that it doesn't fucking work that way.
So shut the fuck up, please.
This is very easy to answer, nearly trivial:
A duck with a crocodile head would have a massive evolutionary disadvantage. Any line with a mutation even slightly in this direction would quickly die out.
Ducks aren't predators like crocodiles. Ducks feed from small amphibians, insects, grasses, aquatic plants, and mostly worms. Ducks don't hunt like crocodiles. Ducks are very well adapted to their ecological niche.
Yeah, if evolution was true, then a version of every animal would exist with one of more body parts replaced by that of every other animal. The fact that my dog doesn't have swan wings, a horse head, and an iguana tail is bulletproof evidence that evolution is a lie made up by atheists so that they can rape children.
that doesnt disprove a fucking thing haha.
it does prove though, that macarion is probably a 13y/o spewing what they've been "taught" at some crazy fucking church.
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