Im ready. I want to be with HIm with Jesus so badly. It is so immenint so close, and it could happen any moment any sec now. I too sense the times that were in, and lately I've been hearing shofer and sometimes the trumpets. I believe that the angel is tunning the trumpets for the big big day. I can hardly wait leave this world. Iam so tired and I've had enough of this world, the struggels in this Life. Iam so tired of it, I too am sensing the hard times that we're in and sensing the immenicy of the Lords return. I want to be with Jesus so so so badly I cannot wait to go home!
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and lately I've been hearing shofer and sometimes the trumpets.
Sounds like schizophrenia to me.
Iam so tired and I've had enough of this world, the struggels in this Life. Iam so tired of it,
Whasshamatta, the Lord isn't comforting you now in your epic time of need? Yeah, you need to be put into a mental home for a rest. If you have deluded yourself this far, when the Rapture doesn't happen you'd probably be prone to suicidal attempts..
Oh, what the hell! Go for it.
If the real world is too much for you to deal with the do yourself a favor and remove yourself from it. Quit deluding the your magic skydaddy is going to pluck you off the earth, take you to heaven, give you a mansion, and lest we forget let you and everyone who belives the same thing as you get married to his son who is also himself.
Either learn to deal with reality on realitys terms, or fucking take yourself out of the wicked, wicked, evil world. But quit living in a fantasy world where you are constantly getting your hopes up for something that is never going to happen, no wonder you RR idiots are so eager to die, the constant disappointment must be unbearable.
Please, please, please do not force this idiocy on your children, don't let them spend their childhoods living in fear of having just a little bit of fun, lest the rapture happen and they get left behind. I've seen first hand how this kind of thinking can ruin someones childhood.... they end up just as bitter, cynical, and depressed as you.
(End Rant)
I'm having that same feeling, but I'm waiting for school to start.
Also, I'm actually getting my wish.
Fuck you, fuck gOd, fuck jEsus, fuck all your precious beliefs. Kill yourself right now if you hate life.
I honestly feel sorry for some of these people. Posts like this are sad and show the true nature of some of the RR people. It's the homophobic, sexist, and bigoted posts from these people that make me angry. This crap is just insane and depressing.
The Rapture Retards all seem to have such miserable lives...living in constant fear of teh gay, the 'evolutionists', the Muslims omg!, and in constant anticipation of something that's never going to happen. They'd do better to see a psychiatrists, get some antidepressants and antipsychotics, and do some therapy.
Sucks to be them.
A lot of them need to spend less time on RaptureReady, and more time learning basic grammar.
So exciting, isn't it? Any moment now. Here it comes...nnnnnow! Oh, wait a minute. Here it comes....nnnnnnow! No? Just a sec...maybeeeee THIS TIME! Nope. Not yet. Nnnnnnow! Was that a trumpet? Wait for it......now! OK, not yet, not yet.....now!
Sounds like a bullshit way to pass an evening. Or the day. Or a life.
If these trumpets were created by god in his perfect kingdom, shouldn't they never need to be tuned?
Do you even have to tune a trumpet here in the real world?
More than I'm disturbed by Jesuslover's horribly disturbed state of mind, I'm disgusted by the responses here.
Bashing a racist, sexist or otherwise fucked-up bastard is fun and more than fair game. Urging a suicide-prone, horribly depressed individual to kill him or her self is just plain infuriating. Not to mention the sexual comments made here.
We shoudl make a new business where we sell "Rapture Insurance" to these people. You know, pay us a premium and when you are raptured we will like, I don't know, take care of your pets, something like that. Seriously if these people are this gullible, we should try and take their money, they don't think they need it anyway.
Longing for death there Jesuslover?
Paraphrase: "Wahhh! Everything is sooooo hard! I'm sooooo tired. I just want to leave this world!"
Instead of whining (and praying) why not get up off your sorry ass and take some initiative to make changes in the world.
If I was Jebus I sure wouldn't want your whiny ass hanging around me all day.
And what the heck does this mean: "lately I've been hearing shofer"?
The plural of shofar is shofroth, pronounced shofarot. Don't use Hebrew words if you don't know how.
Also, I know how you feel. I keep clicking for the next page of responses here because I think that maybe there will be a genuinely funny one on the next page.
But it just never comes.
According to many theologians, the musical instrument accompanying the Rapture will be the accordion.
It's not too late to accept Weird Al Yankovic as your saviour.
@ Nightboomfer
All Hail the Yankovic!
Darth Vader... For Freedom
@Navelgazer, that would be so frickin awesome if Jesus came back as Miles Davis. Take a look at Miles' picture on the cover of "Doo-Bop" sometime; that's kind of what I picture Jazzy Jeezuz looking like.
Haha, 'Jazzy Jeezuz.' You made my day, Darth Vader.
I see you are too tired to use proper grammar and spelling.
Oh yes, it can happen any day now, just as it could 2000 years ago. So any millenium it might happen.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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