God is real because I am a hard core CHristian and I will debate anyone to the ground just pm me to start It says in the bible that God told the prophets to write the bible so thats how we got it God wil send people to Hell for their sinning He loves everyone and but He hates sin so you have to be saved to go to heaven there is no marrying in heaven because tha wold start jealysy and jealysy is coveting and coveting is a sin But like I said God loves everyone here and everywhere and I dont care what you say because I can debate you to the ground I have many other friends that could debate you to the ground infact I have at least 20 friends and and 35 adults who could debate you to the ground plus there are many others out in the world too but God loves you and you go to Hell if you dont ask Jesus to forgive your sins you will go to Hell You cant be saved and go to heaven by just being good and going to church because everyone is born with a sin nature and God hates sin so you have to ask Jesus to forgive your sins be cause He died on the cross for you and rose on the 3rd day after his death because nothing can defeat God, Jesus ,or the Holy Spirit For they created you and and the whole universe. But by saying this I am not trying to make anyone feel bad. I better not say all of what I was going to or Itd turn into a full blown sermon. But remember this God loves you.
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Inspired by a fellow poster, I read only the uppercase letters, hence:
G C H G G H H H B G G H H G G J H S G
I think it's DNA. I'm scared.
"God is real because I am a hard core CHristian"
I'm a hardcore Jenova's Witness so therefore Final Fantasy 7 is real.
"there is no marrying in heaven because tha wold start jealysy and jealysy is coveting and coveting is a sin"
So Heaven is like one big orgy?
Ahh, so that's where my Wall Of Text card went off to!
*snatches it back from PaladinLord1123, then slips it back into his Magic: the Gathering deck where it belongs*
I'm an English teacher. While I'm not a grammar nazi, this shit still makes me want to beat my head on my desk.
PaladinLord, do not fear the punctuation.
God is real because I am a hard core CHristian
Wait, this is your proof? If that's the case, then every other god that has ever been worshiped is also real!
I will debate anyone to the ground
I can debate you to the ground
friends that could debate you to the ground
who could debate you to the ground
Please come up with different hyperboles. I hate it when people are redundant and repeat themselves.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*sucks in air*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
was this written by an 8 year old?
So God is real because you believe he's real, and you believe he's real because the bible says he's real, and you believe the bible because it claims that God wrote it, and God wrote it because you believe he's real, which is why he's real...
All these circles are making me dizzy.
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Before I even finish attempting to read this - WHERE IS ALL THE PUNCTUATION???
Oh wait, there it is, randomly used semi-correctly at the end (the periods, at least). I don't get it. Would it be so hard to use them during the rest of this drivel?
"God is real because I am a hard core CHristian"
Well. That settles the issue, doesn't it?
"there is no marrying in heaven because tha wold start jealysy"
Can you say panmixia?
God exists because you are a pugilist? Because you can repeat yourself over and over again?
The Bible exists because God exists, and we know that this is the case from the Bible?
Get off the internet. For your own safety.
Holy Hell. I'm gonna need a lot more rope to scale this word wall.
EDIT: Someone said this later in the thread.
"PaladinLord, I sent you a PM asking for proof and you haven't answered so I'm assuming you have none."
Um, could you repeat that please? In one breath.
Now, don't anyone say that he didn't use punctuation. There's exactly one comma and one period. Who could need more than that?
Geez, use a period, would you? I'm just gonna have to guess at where the sentences are.
God is real because I am a hard core
God is fake because I am a soft core. Now what?
CHristian and I will debate anyone to the ground just pm me
Who's Christian?
for their sinning He loves everyone
Really? Most people seem to think he's not a fan.
But like I said God loves everyone here and everywhere and I dont care
Why not?
the ground plus there are many others out in the
This isn't working...
He died on the cross for you and rose
Rose? I don't know any Rose.
Holy crap, learn what the little dots at the end of sentences are, christ!
Oh, and god doesnt exist because you believe in it. Thats just silly
"There is no marrying in heaven because that would start jealousy and jealousy is coveting and coveting is a sin."
...Doesn't it say in the Bible that your god is a jealous god? And that his name is "Jealousy"? (Exodus 34:14, fundie boy) So you're saying that your God, who is jealous, is coveting, and thus sinning? So he's not perfect? So he's not god? Huh! Thanks for admitting it.
And as for you and your friends who could "debate me to the ground"? I had a classmate who thought he could do the same thing with me, with him being the Christian. He declared himself the "winner" because, despite us starting near the beginning of the school year, we never finished by the time the school year ended. And that was because he used recycled invalid arguments, circular logic, wouldn't listen to my arguments, was a stubborn jackass, and tried to overassert himself in the sciences (We were in 9th grade, and as part of the argument we moved into some science stuff involving vacuum fluctuations and false particles that I'd been reading about...he had had me print off some stuff from a website about them, and then he and some other of his Christian friends read them at lunch, laughing and saying how wrong it was like he knew what he was talking about.), etc.
And on one or more occasions he actually put his fingers in his ears and sang "La la la la la"...I wish I was kidding.
"I have at least 20 friends and and 35 adults..."
Exactly 35 adults? Does he keep inventory or something?
And at least 20 friends!
This guy is clearly a force to be reckoned with.
I am astounded by PaladinLord1123's total lack of brains. It was pathetic, but I'm afraid this homedumbed F-minus retard is serious. Apparently, god wants us to lose all spelling, grammar, and writing skills, because he 'loves you'.
The Netherworld is real because I'm a hard core Disgaea fan.
And I'm currently a part-time worker at Evil Academy, at that! Hellz yeah!
Also, what, pray tell, is "jealysy"?
Other than that, barely-coherent sentences for Jeebus.
So, to prove God is real, you tell me what a great debater you and your friends are. You then recite your dogma, while insisting it's not a sermon.
Also, if your logic is right, a certain noodley appendage will be touching you soon.
god is real because I am a hardcore christian?
allrighty, god is not real because I am a hardcore atheist. your move.
Too bad you don't believe in Grammar and Spelling, or Punctuation...
The only thing you've convinced me of, is that you don't know much about anything, you only reiterate what others have told you and you're probably a lousy debater, something similar to the "you're a poopy-head" argumentation technique.
8 years later, and I happen to come across this by literal chance lol. I wrote this when I was twelve, and now at 20, my views about life have changed a little bit, but despite that, I really hope all of you had fun making fun of a 12 year old. Maybe it made you feel better about yourselves
Addendum; I see that I posted here three years ago.
God is real because you believe in him?
So, if I don't believe in him/her/them/it, then God is not real, right?
Did your punctuation key break, or something?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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