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If i wanted to go bang a male being a male myself i could do it, and physically it could probably work. but that doesnt mean i was born gay, because i wasnt. homosexuality is a heart condition. My opinion is its a result of insecurity in your manhood...

catalyst, POD Warrior Forum 23 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#91472
Redhunter

Brought on by fantasies of 'banging' a male. Hmmm.

\"Like, one time I banged Tony, but, we're not GAY or anything.

10/12/2006 7:05:14 AM
#147500
Rahab

Dammit, Redhunter, you owe me a new keyboard. :)

1/27/2007 6:24:44 AM
#147527
CousinTed


1/27/2007 8:17:50 AM
#148540
Beccs

I think someone needs to come out of the closet.

1/29/2007 3:15:02 AM
#149709
JP

He seems to have given this a fair amount of thought... OMG, just come out already.

1/30/2007 9:52:41 PM
#149954
fuzon

\"but that doesnt mean i was born gay, because i wasnt.\"

No, he just became gay later on.

1/31/2007 2:44:34 PM
#150282
Blue Lithium

My opinion is its a result of insecurity in your manhood...

So you're insecure about YOUR manhood then, catalyst?

1/31/2007 6:52:40 PM
#492218
Offspring of Diversity

OK begin RANT

People Are born gay it is something in the brain that causes a male and female to be gay. The hypothalimous in the brain of a gay man is the same size as a straight female and many people like myself a LESBIAN were gay when they were born it is the matter of when you figure it out or live your fucking lie.

Thank You

P.S. my gay friend and I are laughing at your closet case

5/9/2008 4:33:53 AM
#492989
Blue Lithium

I'm not insecure about my manhood.

Mostly becuase I'm a dyke.

5/9/2008 5:44:03 PM
#493528


No, more often insecurity in his manhood leads a man to beat his wife and treat her like dirt. You're way off base.

5/10/2008 1:12:39 AM
#550913


Heart? AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

6/20/2008 4:05:02 PM
#963954
naturally_deselected

"I was born with a heart condition."
? "Oh that's terrible!"
"I know. But I found salvation through Jesus Christ
? "..."

5/31/2009 4:54:21 PM
#963960
Natalie

"homosexuality is a heart condition. My opinion is its a result of insecurity in your manhood..."

God dammit, what about lesbians? They never remember lesbians!

5/31/2009 5:19:18 PM
#974958
nightrose

homosexuality is a HEART condition? what?
also, hows abouts the lesbians?

6/21/2009 8:41:23 PM
#1006396


Either you´re a repressed homosexual or you haven´t "banged" in your life. A man or otherwise.

8/14/2009 12:28:23 PM
#1019085
Lady Gray

In order for you to successfully have gay sex, you'd have to get an erection first. Didn't think of that, huh? Lol. Give you kudos for actually hypothetically speaking about yourself having gay sex, though. Most fundies just start screaming crap. You're still pretty much an idiot, though, so don't go getting a big head. Unless you're getting ready for that guy you were talking about. ^_~ Lol!

9/9/2009 8:47:20 PM
#1134946


If you really didn't care about banging a man, you'd not even mention it. Insecurities about manhood?

3/19/2010 2:46:17 AM
#1185979
shykid

Wait, my gayness is a result of my supraventricular tachycardia? Well, who knew?

So, what's your excuse? Arrhythmia? Angina pectoris? Coronary heart disease?

7/27/2010 6:08:30 PM
#1185995



"I didn't know a tough guy like John could be "a sissy"."

"John? A sissy? Are you fucking kidding me? He's the toughest sonofabitch on this side of the state who would never run from a bar fight, or chicken out on a dare."

"But he hangs around with sissies..."

"Yeah well, they say someone once challenged him to bang another guy, and ol' John's such a tough sonofabitch, he just kept going."

7/27/2010 6:40:12 PM
#1317844
v200

Heart condition? That's a new one.

8/2/2011 7:03:13 PM
#1317855
Moondog

Paging Dr. Freud...

8/2/2011 7:31:43 PM
#1422210
Imp

"homosexuality is a heart condition."

[Citation needed]

7/10/2012 6:53:00 PM
#1422213
Philbert McAdamia

Someone has a heart on for his buddy.

7/10/2012 7:02:01 PM
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