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#296370
szena
This one gave my my snorting laugh of the day.
9/27/2007 12:03:58 PM
#296387
Puck
An alcohol mist, by any chance?
9/27/2007 12:46:10 PM
#296388
apYrs
on rapturing surely you're cleansed of all sin, and "urges", so it doesn't matter does it
9/27/2007 12:50:07 PM
#296403
Not_You
Oh no! Not the human body! THE HORROR!
Seriously, isn't it supposed to be a return to innocence or some bullshit like that? Naked like a baby?
9/27/2007 1:23:35 PM
#296409
God
I'll take your bodies up, but not your eyeballs. The clothes and severed eyeballs will be left behind. It might sting a little, but you won't see nudity.
9/27/2007 1:30:42 PM
#296413
Raggy
How do you people do the toilet or take a shower? Hmm...
9/27/2007 1:38:58 PM
#296414
skyotter
pssst ... guess what you were wearing when you were born?
9/27/2007 1:41:48 PM
#296416
Frank
Swing and a mist
9/27/2007 1:48:42 PM
#319467
They call me V
I wish I could merely raise my eyebrow at this, but it doesn't get high enough to do the sheer WTFness justice. So... yeah... seeing a naked body is bad, even if it is in the process of ascending to the awesomeness that is rapture... I don't get this :P
10/26/2007 9:15:22 AM
#319470
Caustic Gnostic
Didn't you know? You can have the ectoplasmic body of your choice at that point.
Because your physical body will be dead.
Silly fundy, no one will ever convince you that the real universe does not support magic of that type.
10/26/2007 9:26:17 AM
#319474
Giga Guess
Uhmmmm...I'm pretty sure it's nothing he hasn't seen before, babe.
10/26/2007 9:42:00 AM
#319486
David B.
No, Jade, you see it's all part of God's great plan.
You all get raptured into the presence of God and Jesus with nothing on, and anyone who looks around and gets turned on goes straight back down into the tribulation.
Only people who couldn't get turned on by a jell-o wrestling marathon at the Playboy mansion or by stage diving onto the up-thrust tongues of 1000 Orlando Bloom clones (depending on your preferences) make it into heaven.
10/26/2007 10:00:11 AM
#319501
shriekback
Prude of the Year award
10/26/2007 10:30:03 AM
#319507
approximate
What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
But I think it's YOUR MIND
10/26/2007 10:41:40 AM
#364579
cyborgtroy
A haze, if you will. A purple haze.
12/18/2007 3:02:18 PM
#364607
Philbert McAdamia
Jade, you are correct. Man made earthly garments will not arise with you. In fact most of our clothing is made by those godless brown heathens enslaved (as they should be) in far foreign lands, and Saint Pete won't allow in anything defiled by their grubby little fingers {shudder}. Other than an occasional cloud cover you will see all and know all. Hahaha. No secrets in Heaven.
Fortunately, I have a precious few of the necessary Blessed Ascension Robes left behind by the Millerites when they gave up on the False Rapture back in the day. Uh . . . they can be obtained for a small fee . . . get 'em before I have to put them up on eBay with my Jesus tortilla and Virgin Mary cheese sandwich.
12/18/2007 3:44:48 PM
#1128118
Frivolities apart, he created you with those "details", so he may be well versed on that.
3/3/2010 8:01:45 AM
#1128150
Dr. Shrinker
Honestly, the first thought that came to my mind was, "How can people believe this $#!?"
3/3/2010 8:58:00 AM
#1128154
Anon-e-moose
"I hope the good Lord surrounds us with a 'mist' of sorts"
That 'mist' is your delusional 'belief' that you're gonna get sucked off by your J-man. When the clock strikes 12 midnight tonight, and it hasn't happened, and you have to suffer another 24 hours of waiting for said 'whooshfest', just consider this:
Every day the (C)Rapture hasn't happened, is one more day we Atheists are proved right.
@cyborgtroy
"A haze, if you will. A purple haze."
'Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy!'
http://www.kissthisguy.com/18misheard.htm
Which of course is the basis of the misheard lyrics site:
http://www.kissthisguy.com
Mondegreens FTW! As is the God of the Fender Stratocaster Jimi Hendrix.
3/3/2010 9:26:22 AM
#1128162
MDB
Okay, I don't believe in the Rapture, but let's say it s going to happen.
It would presumably be one of the three greatest events in Christian history -- you've got the Nativity, you've got the Resurrection, and you've got the Second Coming/Rapture.
You're going to be a part of one of those events. You're going to meet Jesus in the air and go to Heaven for eternity... and you're worried that people's naughty bits are going to be on display?
For Heaven's sake, get a sense of priorities. I mean, that would be a little like my friends who won $40 million or so in the lottery saying, "gosh, we don't have anything to wear to go to the lottery office to claim our prize!"
3/3/2010 9:49:08 AM
#1426144
Quantum Mechanic
You have yet to think a thought.
Honest.
7/21/2012 3:11:09 AM
#1426165
Justanotheratheist
If god created you then he knows exactly what you look like in the nude. I'm sure he still has the plans somewhere.
7/21/2012 4:38:30 AM
#1426167
Philbert McAdamia
What about "in His image", and all that?
7/21/2012 5:03:30 AM
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