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Darwin was the biggest a liar in the whole world and now he rest not in pease but all bones has catched fire and I can hear a voice:the fat is in the fire. Biggest lier is gone.

pekka puupaa, Christian Forums 20 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Nice Engrish

1/26/2008 7:53:12 PM

Robbie

Um ... he's actually been dead for a while.

8/1/2008 8:50:59 PM

Lainey

With this username, I have a hard time believing this isn't a troll.

8/1/2008 9:50:49 PM

Travis

Misspelling 'liar'.

That's just terrible.

8/1/2008 10:57:34 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"Biggest lier(sic) is gone. "

Rush is dead?
Cool!

8/1/2008 11:04:14 PM

Felis >:3

Oh fuck, I can't read this. Sorry, but my eyes are so offended by his bad grammar I think I might just go and put them out of their msirey buy gougnig tehm out.

Anybdyo heav a srahp ipmlenet?

Oh dear, his Retard Radiation Field is so big it's starting to affect me!

8/1/2008 11:09:13 PM

Alethe

Liar liar PANTS on fire. BTW, did that expression even exist when Darwin was around?

8/2/2008 1:22:55 AM

Darwin

The poster's name sounds Finnish. I can only presume that the English translation would be 'dumb fundie'.

8/2/2008 1:33:15 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"pease(sic)"

The Texas governor?

8/2/2008 2:44:15 AM

granny's little heathen

I call troll.

11/15/2010 6:15:45 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Darwin was the biggest a liar in the whole world and now he rest not in pease but all bones has catched fire and I can hear a voice:the fat is in the fire. Biggest lier is gone."

And you know this...how? Matthew 7:1 ring any bells? The 9th Commandment? Thus a case of...

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

X3

@Quantum Mechanic

"Biggest lier(sic) is gone. "

"Rush is dead?
Cool!"

Stop it, you're turning me on. Once that does happen, it'll be time to celebrate, with the bottle of champagne I'm saving for a special occasion.

That, or when Fred Phelps finally carks it, thus that subhuman fundie filthbag finally puts himself out of our misery.

>:D

11/15/2010 9:13:16 AM

Moondog

Pease was closed down a number of years ago and is now Pease Intl. Tradeport. To the best of my knowledge, Darwin is not there, or anywhere else on the New Hampshire Seacoast. So you are right. Darwin doeas not rest at Pease.

11/15/2010 9:49:14 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Fail biology much?
We can already tell you fail English.

11/15/2010 10:01:38 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Anon-e-moose

@Quantum Mechanic
"Rush is dead? Cool!"
Once that does happen, it'll be time to celebrate, ... or when Fred Phelps finally carks it.


SAY! How about a Dead Pool with the most miserable sons of bitches on the planet?
Cheney, Bush, Phelps, Schlafly, Coulter, Limbaugh, Bachman, Palin, Boehner, etc.
or one with the craziest fundies? Hahaha
Dad, Carico, AV1611vet, LoneWolf, Stewart...

Just to get their goats. You know they troll here.

11/15/2010 10:19:20 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Philbert McAdamia

"SAY! How about a Dead Pool with the most miserable sons of bitches on the planet?"

Sounds good to me. Now if I can persuade my local betting shop to take a bet (if they've even heard of him) on Fred Phelps, I'd be prepared to put down, say, £10 on him being the first to do a Norwegian Blue impersonation. After all, he's not getting any younger.

Your days of protesting at funerals are numbered, Shirley Phelps Roper & co.*, and you know it.

That inbred group of subhumans realise that when Fred kicks the bucket, then the glove will be on the other foot. Indeed, they'd better cremate that inferior filthbag if they know what's good for them, because if they just bury him, there'll be a queue of people wanting to dance, spit, piss and shit on his grave - and I'd wait hours, nay, days, for the honour of defiling that POS's resting place; hell, after doing so, I'd gladly rejoin the end of that queue (we Brits are like that! Woe betide anyone if someone pushes in a queue!) to do so all over again!

Indeed, I may be persuaded to dust off my passport and book an airline ticket, should that glorious day come...!

>:D

*- At this year's San Diego Comic Con, the WBC planned a demonstration there. But Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Comics fans got wind of it, and organised their own pro-LGBT counter-demonstration. Suffice to say, the WBC didn't last long there, and fucked off. Further proof that fundies FAIL.

11/15/2010 10:54:56 AM

Zagadka

WTF??! Do people actually think nonsense like this sounds intimidating or something?

11/15/2010 12:04:09 PM



Pekka Puupaa is (according to the Wikipedia article I just found) a Finnish cartoon character. His name translates to 'Peter Blockhead'.

Fitting, no?

11/15/2010 12:10:28 PM

anti-nonsense


11/15/2010 10:25:31 PM

KR

Okay, i try not to notice that you cannot type. Please crawl back under the floorboard where you came from. And give my best to the crawlies who live there with you.

Edit: @#1226889 Pekka Puupää FTW! Peter Blockhead... well, that seems accurate =)

Edit v. 2.0: i am so ashamed of being a Finn right now because of this post. Please forgive me, we are not in general that stupid around here :-)

11/15/2010 11:05:57 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Another F in biology, not to mention English, history and logic.

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