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[Question: Can anyone name a bad thing done in the name of atheism?
besides harsh words]

Answer:

What about Dracula? He denied God because God took his true love and look at what a monster he turned out to be. I know it was just a movie; but there is a clear lesson here, if you deny God you will be turned into a blood sucking monster, who preys on virgins, and lives alone. Pretty scary character, friend!

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Nosferatu (1922) · Dracula (1931) · Dracula (1931 Spanish Version) · Dracula (1958) · Count Dracula (1970) · Dracula (1973) · Count Dracula (1977) (1977) · Dracula (1979) · Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979) · Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) · Dracula (2002) · Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary (2002) · Dracula (2006)

astroman, Yahoo Answers 91 Comments [8/11/2008 6:06:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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LOLWUT

Some Christians love drinking the blood of their god. They also worship him, even though he's evil.

8/11/2008 6:09:09 PM

anonymous_troy

"I know it was just a movie"

Read your post again and try harder to STFU.

8/11/2008 6:10:14 PM

Airbag

Boy, you might be retarded!

8/11/2008 6:11:28 PM

Little Miss

Wow. Um, fairly positive that fiction doesn't count as proof.

8/11/2008 6:13:36 PM

RavenWood

Your example of athiesm... Is DRACULA!!??

And in the movie, he hated god, he wasn't an athiest.

8/11/2008 6:14:10 PM

JohnTheAtheist

There is no fucking way this is a real post.

So wait, the one thing this asshole can come up with that was done bad in the name of atheism is the beahvior of a fictional (supernatural) character? Am I reading this correctly?

Also, by reading this point (not a Dracula afficianado) I would say that Dracula was not an atheist, if he believed that god took his true love.

I am so confused.

8/11/2008 6:16:42 PM

Jay-Sus

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8/11/2008 6:17:30 PM

aaa

Try harder, kid.

8/11/2008 6:23:10 PM

Brian The Pink Shark

i guess if you can quote the bible as a source, then Ficticious movies are allowed as well :P

8/11/2008 6:24:56 PM

Lucilius

Actually, asshatman, Dracula was based on a real person: Vlad Tepes, a medieval ruler in what is now Romania. Vlad was about the most vicious, coldhearted, bloodthirsty bastard you can imagine, spawning fearful stories that have echoed for centuries. He liked to have dinner surrounded by a forest of impaled victims writhing in agony.

He was also a "good Christian," a devout and noble defender of the faith against the Muslim Turks.

8/11/2008 6:26:22 PM

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8/11/2008 6:29:40 PM

JohnTheAtheist

@Lucilius

That post is righteous.

8/11/2008 6:30:14 PM

alex77

i am along time lurker, now first time poster here. why? because citing dracula movies as a source is just the definition of a fundie´s "science" understanding.

now please excuse me while i try to stop laughing

8/11/2008 6:31:06 PM

JewBoy

That whole thread is full of candidate posts.

8/11/2008 6:34:20 PM

myheadhurts

The real V. Dracula was ass raped most of his youth. I'm thinking that had more to do with his twisted perceptions. As far as the movie character, he's fiction dumb ass! If you have a bone to pick, look to the screen writers and book authors.

8/11/2008 6:39:04 PM

Mat

O rly? When I read the book Dracula was living in his castle with 3 horny female vampires.

Hm...denying god just got a lot more attractive now that I think about it....

8/11/2008 6:55:07 PM

ozznova

Vlad Tepes was an Orthodox Christian, dumbfuck.

He wasn't an atheist.

8/11/2008 6:58:05 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Selective interpreation of fiction for Jesus. Really...what else is new?

8/11/2008 7:00:26 PM

Miss Blasphemy

Poe.

8/11/2008 7:02:23 PM

Typhon

Troll? I damn hope so.

8/11/2008 7:05:21 PM

Gloria

this has got to be a joke...

8/11/2008 7:13:06 PM

frick

I love that he included citations.

8/11/2008 7:24:12 PM

Navelgazer

Well...sigh...at least they used references beside the Babble. Still ficticious but perhaps its a positive sign.

8/11/2008 7:27:36 PM

daken

that was a fictional story, I hope you can tell the difference

8/11/2008 7:27:55 PM

Grigadil

For a mere pittance, you too can be transformed into a Hollywood vampire!

8/11/2008 7:35:27 PM
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