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#17530
Papabear
Nope. Still here. Try it again though. I like the way that vein bulges out on your forehead.
2/25/2006 2:50:57 AM
#17579
Crosis
I call upon Saint Dogbert to exorcise the demons of stupidity from thee. OUT OUT YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!
Papabear: if some fundie ever tries an exorcism on me, I am SO going to use that line. (I already had something similar in mind in case I got suckered into a debate with the Wells Hall Preachers - a bunch of fundies who basically spend all day shouting at students behind one of the main buildings that they're all going to hell for various reasons - but the last part is perfect.)
2/25/2006 6:45:06 AM
#237729
Sideshow Bob
WHAT? How is this only a 2.87?
5/26/2007 2:02:51 AM
#237766
Brian X
Jeebus likes 'em stupid.
5/26/2007 2:28:06 AM
#237782
anti-nonsense
um........
5/26/2007 2:53:16 AM
#237813
Man Called True
Might as well try to exorcise the \"demons of gravity\". Then again, I wouldn't put it past you to try...
5/26/2007 3:51:21 AM
#237820
Mootabanga
If there is only One true God, wouldnt that include ALL theories people places etc. There cant be ONE God plus everything you lunatics disagree with. Susan you display all the arrogance and ignorance that causes wars. I'm sure Jesus still loves you so dont worry.
5/26/2007 4:04:08 AM
#238221
Mr_Vorhias
Wow. Almost 5 years have past since that post and Evolution's STILL here.
So much for \"In The Name Of Jesus\", am I right?
5/26/2007 6:59:48 PM
#238259
Jim
We're here to stay. Sorry.
5/26/2007 7:23:37 PM
#238260
JTR5353
\"Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft!\"
5/26/2007 7:25:20 PM
#238278
Lainey
Isn't \"Susan, Older and Wiser\" the one who comes on here and says she's come to her senses? I don't think she believes this anymore.
5/26/2007 7:54:20 PM
#238588
Darwin
I just checked and it's still in me. Better shout louder.
5/27/2007 1:48:25 AM
#375730
Sigmund Freud
Patience, you will be extinct soon.
1/5/2008 3:42:37 PM
#375738
Laurel
Your mother chucks rocks in hell!
1/5/2008 3:58:27 PM
#1213720
Justanotheratheist
They don't get any more stupid than that. Some kind of award seems to be in order.
10/1/2010 11:04:46 PM
#1251332
BloodFoxTK
"Evolution is anti-Christian nonsense and an affront to the one true Creator God.
I rebuke the spirit of evilution in JESUS name. OUT!"
my god!! are you this stupid on purpose?
1/31/2011 7:03:40 PM
#1251483
FSMpirate
Uhh... good job?
(Come on, guys... she's trying really hard)
2/1/2011 7:27:37 AM
#1251612
Dr. Shrinker
Yeah, that'll do it.
2/1/2011 1:18:03 PM
#1263536
Quantum Mechanic
Didn't do well in biology, did you Susan?
BTW, you ignorant bitch, Jesus is a myth for stupid people.
3/5/2011 4:01:03 AM
#1263539
Anon2
I rebuke the spirit of evilution in JESUS name. OUT!
Sorry, but magic spells don't work. Never did.
"Susan", you just showed again that your whole "religion" thing is nothing but magical thinking.
3/5/2011 4:44:04 AM
#1263546
rikalous
Protip: Not everything is for or against Christianity. Science, for instance, including the Theory of Evolution, doesn't give a shit.
3/5/2011 5:35:26 AM
#1263610
Hidden Phoenix
You do know that doesn't actually work right?
3/5/2011 12:09:30 PM
#1333900
LordMu
Sorry, but you fail.
9/19/2011 12:06:14 PM
#1366925
Eniliad
I admit it's been a while since I read a bible, but I do recall a story where some random dumbass tries to exorcise a demon, invoking an apostle's name and Jesus'. The demon says something to the effect of "I know Jesus and I know [apostle]... who are you?" and tears the dumbass to shreds.
So, even in OPs fantasy world where exorcisms and demons are a thing... trying that would be rather dumb on her part.
1/17/2012 10:13:49 AM
#1366929
Philbert McAdamia
Whoa! What just happened? I woke up this morning and - *poof* - no more evolution. Shit, I can't find my goddamned evo and I've looked everywhere. It's just...gone. Replaced with Jesus. Boy, am I in trouble!
1/17/2012 10:26:54 AM
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