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Evolution is anti-Christian nonsense and an affront to the one true Creator God.

I rebuke the spirit of evilution in JESUS name. OUT!

Susan, Christian Forums 28 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

Nope. Still here. Try it again though. I like the way that vein bulges out on your forehead.

2/25/2006 2:50:57 AM

Crosis

I call upon Saint Dogbert to exorcise the demons of stupidity from thee. OUT OUT YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!

Papabear: if some fundie ever tries an exorcism on me, I am SO going to use that line. (I already had something similar in mind in case I got suckered into a debate with the Wells Hall Preachers - a bunch of fundies who basically spend all day shouting at students behind one of the main buildings that they're all going to hell for various reasons - but the last part is perfect.)

2/25/2006 6:45:06 AM

Sideshow Bob

WHAT? How is this only a 2.87?

5/26/2007 2:02:51 AM

Brian X

Jeebus likes 'em stupid.

5/26/2007 2:28:06 AM

anti-nonsense

um........

5/26/2007 2:53:16 AM

Man Called True

Might as well try to exorcise the \"demons of gravity\". Then again, I wouldn't put it past you to try...

5/26/2007 3:51:21 AM

Mootabanga

If there is only One true God, wouldnt that include ALL theories people places etc. There cant be ONE God plus everything you lunatics disagree with. Susan you display all the arrogance and ignorance that causes wars. I'm sure Jesus still loves you so dont worry.

5/26/2007 4:04:08 AM

Mr_Vorhias

Wow. Almost 5 years have past since that post and Evolution's STILL here.

So much for \"In The Name Of Jesus\", am I right?

5/26/2007 6:59:48 PM

Jim

We're here to stay. Sorry.

5/26/2007 7:23:37 PM

JTR5353

\"Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft!\"

5/26/2007 7:25:20 PM

Lainey

Isn't \"Susan, Older and Wiser\" the one who comes on here and says she's come to her senses? I don't think she believes this anymore.

5/26/2007 7:54:20 PM

Darwin

I just checked and it's still in me. Better shout louder.

5/27/2007 1:48:25 AM

Sigmund Freud

Patience, you will be extinct soon.

1/5/2008 3:42:37 PM

Laurel

Your mother chucks rocks in hell!

1/5/2008 3:58:27 PM

Justanotheratheist

They don't get any more stupid than that. Some kind of award seems to be in order.

10/1/2010 11:04:46 PM

BloodFoxTK

"Evolution is anti-Christian nonsense and an affront to the one true Creator God.

I rebuke the spirit of evilution in JESUS name. OUT!"

my god!! are you this stupid on purpose?

1/31/2011 7:03:40 PM

FSMpirate

Uhh... good job?

(Come on, guys... she's trying really hard)

2/1/2011 7:27:37 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Yeah, that'll do it.

2/1/2011 1:18:03 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Didn't do well in biology, did you Susan?

BTW, you ignorant bitch, Jesus is a myth for stupid people.

3/5/2011 4:01:03 AM

Anon2

I rebuke the spirit of evilution in JESUS name. OUT!

Sorry, but magic spells don't work. Never did.

"Susan", you just showed again that your whole "religion" thing is nothing but magical thinking.

3/5/2011 4:44:04 AM

rikalous

Protip: Not everything is for or against Christianity. Science, for instance, including the Theory of Evolution, doesn't give a shit.

3/5/2011 5:35:26 AM

Hidden Phoenix

You do know that doesn't actually work right?

3/5/2011 12:09:30 PM

LordMu

Sorry, but you fail.

9/19/2011 12:06:14 PM

Eniliad

I admit it's been a while since I read a bible, but I do recall a story where some random dumbass tries to exorcise a demon, invoking an apostle's name and Jesus'. The demon says something to the effect of "I know Jesus and I know [apostle]... who are you?" and tears the dumbass to shreds.

So, even in OPs fantasy world where exorcisms and demons are a thing... trying that would be rather dumb on her part.

1/17/2012 10:13:49 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Whoa! What just happened? I woke up this morning and - *poof* - no more evolution. Shit, I can't find my goddamned evo and I've looked everywhere. It's just...gone. Replaced with Jesus. Boy, am I in trouble!

1/17/2012 10:26:54 AM
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